CakedOut got this one for me. Saga you were just way too basic here in terms of rhyming and punches to go up against Caked and win. Take some notes from some of the better battlers on the site (Shodan, Edgeworth, Seul) and try to elevate yourself from there. CakedOut you won here but there was some stuff in your verse that was just not very good at all. Call a ride hoe sounds NOTHING like Colorado, no matter how you try to say it. Tits aren't ROUNDS, either, and I know I might sound like a hyper-critical asshole for the criticism, but the whole "Fuck LB, it's full of wack people" schtick you're going with doesn't work when you put out shit like this, man. Just telling the truth. 

I guess I'm obligated to give CakedOut the win because he filled the box and consistently used double meanings while his opponent. With that said, your verse was terrible. I could probably write pages upon pages worth of explanation as to why this verse is awful, but I'll just hit the high (low) points.

First off, ROUNDS bars in 2019? This is the kind of shit that experienced battlers make fun of whenever we see it. I hate to break it to you, but ROUND OBJECTS are not ROUNDS. A pizza is not a ROUND, a doorknob is not a ROUND, and tits are definitely not ROUNDS, even though they are ROUND.

Second, what the FUCK were you thinking when you said you're going to shove something down your opponent's throat with the pound and strap? I don't know what your sexuality is but that is beyond pauseworthy. Even if it wasn't actually a dick or dildo you're supposedly planning to insert beyond his uvula, that sounds so ridiculously queer that you might as well have concluded your verse with a rainbow flag. I don't have anything against homosexuality, by the way, but in a battle that's a good way to destroy your verse.

Nothing in the verse was particularly memorable for good reasons but those are two major flaws that would have made the verse better by not being there. You pretty much auto-won for actually having LB style content but it was garbage. Fair's in.

while his opponent didn't*

cakedout was better. fv...

Aight