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Length: 64 Lines

machine bun (8%)

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Cleveland, Ohio, United States

MnMs r cool (92%) WINNER

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Detroit, Michigan, United States

machine bun

<div>Ayy somebody grab him some clippers (Zzz)His fucking beard is weirdTough talk from a rapper paying millions for security a year"I think my dad's gone crazy," yeah Hailie you rightDad's always mad cooped up in the studio yelling at the micYou're sober and bored, huh (I know)About to be 46 years old, dogTalkin' bout "I'ma call up Trick Trick"Man you sound like a bitch, bitchMan up and handle your shit (Ugh)Mad about something I said in 2012Took you six years and a surprise album just to come with a dissHomie we get it, we know that you're the greatest rapper aliveFucking dweeb, all you do is read the dictionary and stay insideFuck Rap God, I'm the Rap DevilComing bear face with a black shovelLike the Armageddon when the smoke settleHis body next to this instrumentalI'm saying<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong> [CHORUS] I'm sick of them sweatsuits and them corny hats, let's talk about itI'm sick of you being rich and you still mad, let's talk about itBoth of us single dads from the Midwest, we can talk about itOr we could get gully I'll size up your body and put some white chalk around it </strong></em></span>Let's talk about the fact you actually blacked balled a rapper that's twice as young as you (Let's talk about it)Let's call Sway, ask why I can't go on Shade 45 because of you (Brr)Let's ask Interscope how you had Paul Rosenberg trying to shelf me (Huh?)Still can't cover up the fact your last four albums is as bad as your selfieNow tell me, what do you stand for? (What?)I know you can't stand yourself (No)Trying to be the old you so bad you Stan yourself (Ha)Let's leave all the beefing to 50 (Please)Em you're pushing 50Why you claiming that I'ma call Puff?When you the one that called Diddy (Facts)Then you went and called Jimmy (Facts)They conference called me in the morning (What?)They told me you mad about a tweetYou wanted me to say sorry (What?)I swear to God I ain't believed him (Nah)Please say it ain't so (No)The big bad bully of the rap game can't take a fucking jokeOh you want some fucking smoke (What?)But not literally, you'll chokeYeah I'll acknowledge you're the GOATBut I'm the Gunner bitch, I got you in the scope (Brra)Don't have a heart attack now (No)Somebody help your mans up (Help)Knees weak of old ageThe real Slim Shady can't stand up<strong><em><span style="text-decoration: underline;"> [CHORUS]</span></em></strong> Hello Marshall, my name's ColsonYou should go back to RecoveryI know your ego is hurting just knowing that all of your fans discovered me (Hi)He like "Damn, he a younger meExcept he dresses better and I'm uglyAlways making fun of me"Stop all the thuggery Marshall, you living in luxury (Damn)Look what you done to me, dropped an album just because of meDamn, you in love with meYou got money but I'm hungryI like the diss but you won't say those lyrics out in front of meShout out to every rapper that's up under meKnow that I'll never do you like this fuckeryStill bitter after everyone loves youPull that wedgie out your dungarees (Hey)I gotta respect the OGs and I know most of 'em personally (Aye)But you're just a bully acting like a baby so I gotta read you a nursery (Nursery)I'm the ghost of the future and you're just Ebenezer Scrooge (Facts)I said on Flex, anyone could get itI ain't know it would be you <strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">[CHORUS] </span></strong>Riding shotty cause I gotta roll this dopeIt's a fast road when your idols become your rivalsNever hesitate to say it to your face, I'm an assholeBitch ass motherfuckerOh my god, RonnyWe know you get nervous, RabbitI see momma's spaghetti all over your sweaterI wish you would lose yourself on the record that you made a decade ago, they were betterAccording to them you're a national treasureTo me you're as soft as a featherThe type to be scared to ask Rihanna for her number, just hold her umbrella-ella-ella"I'm not afraid," okay Oscar the Grouch, chill on the couch (Fuck)You got an Oscar, damn can anyone else get some food in their mouth? (For real)They made a movie about you, you're in everybody's top tenYou're not getting better with timeIt's fine Eminem, put down the penOr write an apology about the simple fact you had to write a diss to acknowledge meI am the prodigy, how could I even look up to youYou ain't as tall as me5'8" and I'm 6'4"Seven punches hold your head stillLast time you saw 8 Mile was at home on a treadmillYou were named after {Va candyI was named after a gangster (brr)And don't be a sucker and take my verse off of Yelawolf's album, thank you (Thank you)I just wanna feed my daughterYou tried to stop the money to support herYou the one always talk about the actionText me the addy, I'm pulling up scrappyAnd I'm by fucking myself, what's happenin'?EST captain, salute me or shoot meThat's what he's gonna have to do to me when he realizes there ain't shit he could do to meEverybody always hated me, this isn't anything new to meYeah there's a difference between us, I got all of my shit without Dre producing me (Aye)I know you're not used to meUsually one of your disses should ruin meBut bitch I'm from Cleveland, everybody quiet this evening, I'm reading the eulogy (Shh)Dropped an album called Kamikaze, so that means it killed himAlready fucked one rapper's girl this week, don't make me call Kim<strong><em><span style="text-decoration: underline;"> [CHORUS]</span></em></strong></div>

MnMs r cool

<div>You sound like a bitch, bitchShut the fuck up!When your fans become your hatersYou done?Fuck, your beard's weirdAlrightYou yellin' at the mic, you weird beardWe doin' this onceYou yellin' at the mic, your beard's weirdWhy you yellin' at the mic? (Illa)Rihanna just hit me on the textLast night I left hickeys on her neckWait, you just dissed me? I'm perplexedInsult me in a line, compliment me on the nextDamn, I'm really sorry you want me to have a heart attackWas watchin' 8 Mile on my NordicTrackRealized I forgot to call you backHere's that autograph for your daughter, I wrote it on a Starter capStan, Stan, son, listen, man, Dad isn't madBut how you gonna name yourself after a damn gunAnd have a man-bun?The giant's woke, eyes open, undeniableSupplyin' smoke, got the fire stokedSay you got me in a scope, but you grazed meI say one call to Interscope and you're SwayzeYour reply got the crowd yelling, "Woo!"So before you die let's see who can out-petty whoWith your corny lines ("Slim, you're old") -ow, Kelly-oohBut I'm 45 and I'm still outselling youBy 29 I had three albums that had blewNow let's talk about somethin' I don't really doGo in someone's daughter's mouth stealin' foodBut you're a fuckin' mole hillNow I'ma make a mountain out of you, woo!Ho, chill, actin' like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrowGunner? Bitch, you ain't a bow and arrowSay you'll run up on me like a phone bill, sprayin' lead (brrt)Playin' dead, that's the only time you hold still (hold up)Are you eating cereal or oatmeal?What the fuck's in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or Cheerios?'Cause I'm takin' a shit in 'em, Kelly, I need reading material... Dictionary...Yo, Slim, your last four albums suckedGo back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums agoWhat do you know? OopsKnow your facts before you come at me, lil' goofLuxury, oh, you broke, bitch? Yeah, I had enough money in '02To burn it in front of you, hoYounger me? No, you're the wack me, it's funny but so trueI'd rather be 80-year-old me than 20-year-old you'Til I'm hitting old ageStill can fill a whole page with a ten-year-old's rageGot more fans than you in your own city, lil' kiddy, go playFeel like I'm babysitting Lil TayGot the Diddy okay so you spent your whole dayShootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own graveGot you at your own wake, I'm the billy goatYou ain't never made a list next to no Biggie, no JayNext to Taylor Swift and that Iggy ho, you about to really blowKelly, they'll be putting your nameNext to Ja, next to Benzino-die, motherfucker!Like the last motherfucker sayin' Hailie in vainAlien brain, you Satanist (yeah)My biggest flops are your greatest hitsThe game's mine again and ain't nothin' changed but the locksSo before I slay this bitch I, mwah, give Jade a kissGotta wake up Labor Day to this (the fuck?)Bein' rich-shamed by some prick usin' my name for clickbaitIn a state of bliss 'cause I said his goddamn nameNow I gotta cock back, aimYeah, bitch, pop Champagne to this! (pop)It's your momentThis is it, as big as you're gonna get, so enjoy itHad to give you a career to destroy itLethal injectionGo to sleep six feet deep, I'll give you a B for the effortBut if I was three foot 11You'd look up to me, and for the recordYou would suck a dick to fuckin' be me for a secondLick a ballsack to get on my channelGive your life to be as solidifiedThis mothafuckin' shit is like Rambo when he's out of bulletsSo what good is a fuckin' machine gun when it's out of ammo?Had enough of this tatted-up mumble rapperHow the fuck can him and I battle?He'll have to fuck Kim in my flannelI'll give him my sandals'Cause he knows long as I'm Shady, he's gon' have to live in my shadowExhausting, letting off on my offspringLike a gun barrel, bitch, get off me!You dance around it like a sombrero, we can all seeYou're fuckin' salty'Cause Young Gerald's balls-deep inside of HalseyYour red sweater, your black leatherYou dress better, I rap betterThat a death threat or a love letter?Little white toothpickThinks it's over a pic, I just don't like you, prickThanks for dissing meNow I had an excuse on the mic to write "Not Alike"But really, I don't care who's in the rightBut you're losin' the fight you pickedWho else want it, Kells?Attempt fails, Budden, L'sFuckin' nails in these coffins as soft as CottonelleKillshot, I will not fail, I'm with the Doc stillBut this idiot's boss pops pills and tells him he's got skillsBut, Kells, the day you put out a hit's the day Diddy admitsThat he put the hit out that got Pac killed, ah!I'm sick of you bein' whackAnd still usin' that mothafuckin' Auto-TuneSo let's talk about it (let's talk about it)I'm sick of your mumble rap mouthNeed to get the cock up out itBefore we can even talk about it (talk about it)I'm sick of your blonde hair and earringsJust 'cause you look in the mirror and thinkThat you're Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers)Don't mean you are, and you're not about itSo just leave my dick in your mouth and keep my daughter out itYou fuckin'... ohAnd I'm just playin', DiddyYou know I love you</div>

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Battle started: October 1^st 2018 at 00:28
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KG The Prince	lmfao but Em still takes it Voted: machine bun / MnMs r cool Posted on: 2018-10-01 04:01:41
Nickle	Ooft, someone put a lot of effort into this lmao. Even putting the places where they live like tf. Voted: machine bun / MnMs r cool Posted on: 2018-10-01 06:39:33
ll Pest ll	Clear winner Voted: machine bun / MnMs r cool Posted on: 2018-10-01 08:48:48
Vegeta <VATOZ> Banned	lmao Voted: machine bun / MnMs r cool Posted on: 2018-10-01 08:52:24
Erk Banned	Um ... Im gonna vote for killshot? Gice each a 1 though. Thanks for the credit. Voted: machine bun / MnMs r cool Posted on: 2018-10-01 09:33:00
J-Brew	HAHAHAHAHA Voted: machine bun / MnMs r cool Posted on: 2018-10-01 09:38:47
Seul <LoD> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion Winter Audio Champion Scheme Champion Tag Team Champion LBA Legend	lmfao. Voted: machine bun / MnMs r cool Posted on: 2018-10-01 15:52:55
XxTRUTHxX <TheElite>	What's with the MGK vs Shady beef post? Voted: machine bun / MnMs r cool Posted on: 2018-10-01 15:55:09
XxTRUTHxX <TheElite>	I'm just gonna go with the MGK post cause I felt he dropped a better song then Shady did, but no deny Shady is in deed a rap God but I gotta go with the devil here Voted: machine bun / MnMs r cool Posted on: 2018-10-01 16:14:09
Erk Banned	^ Lol Killshot is a battle verse. Rap Devil is auto tuned garbage that sounds like its rhymes and punches are out of the mind of a toddler Voted: machine bun / MnMs r cool Posted on: 2018-10-01 16:36:24
ll Pest ll	Lmao MGK thinks that Rap Devil, Black Shovel, and Smoke Settle is a rhyming group of words. Voted: machine bun / MnMs r cool Posted on: 2018-10-01 18:32:35
PeaceandLaughter	k ima go with Bun, as he came with what is his beef. Voted: machine bun / MnMs r cool Posted on: 2018-10-01 18:51:09
Student	EM' got this, R(i.p.) Kelly wasn't direct enough plus Em's wordplay and personals really stung. Machine had the advantage of having all of Em's info but just stated out the obvious. Took a chance going after a Legend but wasn't enough to take this. Fair's in fellas. FV VB GB Voted: machine bun / MnMs r cool Posted on: 2018-10-02 18:46:46
J-Brew	lol Voted: machine bun / MnMs r cool Posted on: 2018-10-02 20:11:03
Apollyon	Votes in Voted: machine bun / MnMs r cool Posted on: 2018-10-03 06:29:03
Nickle	lmao Voted: machine bun / MnMs r cool Posted on: 2018-10-03 23:58:17


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