You ain't tough. You just like to "talk show" like LETTERMAN AND CONAN. So go tell your boys that this is "primetime, lineup" like TELEVISION PROGRAMS! You'd think this dude worked at a massage parlor, cuz he's GENTLE WHEN HIS BLOWS LAND. But I'll swing hard. He's gonna catch "fisticuffs unjustified" like I had MELANIN IN BOTH HANDS!! Son, listen. The way I battle? I'm a gas station clerk, I just "grab the L's" and PASS 'EM OUT. I mean, come on, T. We all know this ain't the first time you've had a "dude ready to blast" while pointed AT YOUR MOUTH!!