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Length: 16 Lines

COFFIN DODGER (0%)

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Reppin: Bristol, England, United Kingdom

Coldstorms Dad is on FIRE! 30+ wins in a row!

Coldstorms Dad (100%) WINNER

Banned

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Crew: MetaphorSiccness

Reppin: Valbonne, Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur, France

COFFIN DODGER

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<div>See this "Dodgers still standing " so how ya gonna TRY AND TOPPLE ME ? Got my gilly suit on , so even if your RIGHT ON TOP OF ME you wouldnt see this coffin coming like a BLIND MANS PROPHECY !!  Fuck ya halal butchers , i BUY HAM PROPERLY ! And fuck ya ali-baba ..ya know I'm a genie-us with rhymes so WHY UNBOTTLE ME ? Ya more homo than "homer" , so his guess his" quest " to win is just KIND OF.. "ODD YA SEE !! "(Oddessy) . He faces a "titanic struggle" like this GUYS FAMS LOST AT SEA ...lol ..yeah dreams of " random semen/seamen going down , in numbers"  like a BI-FAGS.. LOTTERY !!  Fuck you to , I'm like god with a temper , I will SMITE AND THROTTLE THEE !  Aint no faggot but ya know what ? Ya can BITE AND GOBBLE ME  if ya TRY AND BOTHER ME with ya RHYMED HYPOCRACY !!    maybe it's cos I'm English that ya RHYMES ARE OFF TA ME ,   maybe it's just the LINES I OFTEN READ that just seem KIND OF ODD TO HEED ..bit not the KIND THAT BOTHERS ME ... see fuck trump , killing cunts like ro is MY DAMN POLICY , hes just like a fading light while I SHINE WITH QUALITIES , I bring NINES AND OFF THIS G ...its TIME AND GOTTA SEIZE this fruit and get the green out him like it was a LIME IM GONNA SQUEEZE </div>

Coldstorms Dad

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<div>"You're on thin ice" entering this 'ring' like the ICELAND HOCKEY TEAM,U got some personals bout my NIGHTSTANDS PROBABLY,So go ahead & "get it off ur chest" LIKE MAMMOGRAPHIES!!./Its a fact he can't rap good in this LIFESPAN HONESTLY, So that green title you got, I dont MIND THAT COFFIN,SEE but wed "go against the Grain" to "stomach that green" like the GUY HAS GOTTA FEAST on RICE AND BROCCOLI!./We'd see "Coffin turn over a new leaf" if this "SWINE PLANNED BOTANY",You couldnt pick up your GRIND AS COFFEE BEANS and wouldnt 'get money in the bank, ock' with a THAILAND POLICY!./He trying to 'hide' cuz he cant FIGHTBACK FLAWLESSLY,If this 'pussy gets ferocious', my RIGHT HAND SOCK THIS GEEK n see this 'WILD CAT BODIED' like the 'outfits a TRIBESMAN'S ROCKING, B'!!./ We aint 'cut from the same cloth' cuz you SWINES RAP SLOPPILY, Your crew'll get 'swept under the carpet' when the KNIFE STAB ALL YA TEAM,And you'd see more 'rag-heads' than IRAQ'S COLONIES!./ This is just a practice run showing how I CAN STOMP THIS DWEEB,Still 'take his cold shit out' cuz this 'been a drill' like the meds u 'BUY AT PHARMACIES'!./Ur funny but always '2nd place' with those LINES THATS COMEDY,Standing with a WIDE STANCE cuz you'll just get 'Silver, hands down' being a 'WEIDMAN PRODIGY'!./</div>

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Battle started: June 4^th 2017 at 19:17
Challenger joined: June 5^th 2017 at 11:51

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2017-06-05 11:51:27).

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Coldstorms Dad <Msicc> Banned	Scheme- Blind Man's Prophecy Comment Only Posted on: 2017-06-05 11:53:05
Coldstorms Dad <Msicc> Banned	Bank, ock/Bangkok Been a drill/Benadryl Silver, hands down/Silva hands down Comment Only Posted on: 2017-06-05 11:54:24
Bape	My winner was just more consistent. CD you had your moments of where you landed a punch hard but just not as frequently as your opponent. I thought when scheming as well he was just more fresh with it. Fairs in. Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Coldstorms Dad Posted on: 2017-06-05 15:24:07
Tha Truth Spittah <LOONY> Basic Member	Its was close like both Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Coldstorms Dad Posted on: 2017-06-06 21:08:32
OSKAR <CLASSICK>	This was a pretty straight forward decision for me. One had by far the most complex, fresh and well delivered concepts. The other had poor wordplay execution and multi game wasn't as quite as strong as his opponents. The repetition of the word 'me' in his first few lines really hurt his scheme work and didn't allow him to gain any sort of momentum going forward. Fair one is in Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Coldstorms Dad Posted on: 2017-06-08 05:38:03


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