When I walk in marks and spencers everyone thinks I’m a prick cos I walk in wiv ma cheap of blazer and a pair on tn‘s nicked.
But wen I get to da checkout and pull owt a wad of cash the assistant say’ s were did u get dat.
From under ya grandads hat.
So I slapped her in the face and laughed out loud az I run owt the door with a full on sandwich roll.
I jumped in ma old car with the headlights on full speedin down the road with a gun owt da window. I shot ma mac owt the window az I dropped the clucth and rolled of in a huff.
I chased the cop with a stapler and stapled his balls to a stack ov paper.
he knew it waz me i jst cudnt see dat he had jst sprayed i thought hey u gay he jst let one go on da floor.
the copper waz a prick so i giv him a big kick den he lasted owt wiv da tear gas so i stuck it up his ass an sed dat'll teach u nigga!
u no who we are were UR MAMS UNIT!!!!! in da club ya mam dancin 4 dollars im watchin her through da corner ov ma eye its so sicknin i might die take her away shes gay an its mekin ma day 2 c her away 4 being so shit i thought oh u tit.