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COFFIN DODGER (0%)

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Reppin: Bristol, England, United Kingdom

Coldstorms Dad is on FIRE! 30+ wins in a row!

Coldstorms Dad (100%) WINNER

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Crew: MetaphorSiccness

Reppin: Valbonne, Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur, France

COFFIN DODGER

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<div>Qatar ? Damnnn . but ya gonna need some BRAVENESS TO WIN,  , I don't give a fuck if your a SHEIKH OR A PRINCE , you will still say how GREAT I HAVE BIN(been) when I start BREAKING YA LIMBS ! Why ? Cos ya wack , in my book that's the GREATEST OF SINS , and dope ? Please ,only by being fucked by a " Scottish monster " could you have " GREAT NESS WITH IN" (loch Ness monster) . Lol bitch see ya PLAN IS FOILED , how can ya not be able to " bring the heat" when all ya county has is " SAND AND OIL ?" .. damn , go cannibal on his ass and make sure his FAM ARE BROILED ..ya in  " hot water" fucking with me , so light up n make sure this MAN IS BOILED , fuck ya mom , sister and gal..and ya know what ..make sure even ya GRAN IS OILED !  Reputation ? Lol , please I'm NOT AFRAID OF YOU DUDE , I hear ya just GOT A GREAT LOAD OF LUBE , and ya been thru " more guys asses " than "HOT ASIANS FOOD " !!!  True shit...really is the FAG HE SEEMS , wanks to bieber music in his FAGGY DREAMS ,  so how can he come here with his WACKY SCHEMES when he's been on " more niggas asses " than BAGGY JEANS ?! So just letting ya know ya DROPPIN IS WACK , probably at home with a COCK IN HIS CRACK with some gay JOCK IN HIS SACK !!.. so someone call the undrrtaker ..cos COFFIN IS BACK   </div>

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<div>Got SIX SEMIS THO which "keep clickin at intervals" like da SHITS "METRONOME",With those schemes,Rican gave da KID HEAVY BLOWS,Its reggie tho cuz "Can connected those strings to deliver a message",no "TIN TELEPHONES"!./ Once im SQUIRTING n BLAZING,ull get 'caught in a cross fire' quicker than CHURCHES IN FLAMES N put "3 sixes to ur Temple" like u were "WORSHIPPING SATAN"!./Ull see "more rounds in a rink" than "RENTAL SKATES IN PARKS"!Rebuttals?Think "Gymastics" as im SET TO SLAY YA BARS cuz "I will Flip",dats an "EXCLAMATION MARK"!./(i/!)U 'mapped around my balls' like u "prePARED TO GO GLOBAL",Gunz im FLARING TA BLOW U,Clips in da holster be 'Ring-in' da Toast at u' w/o 'A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL'!./Dodger isnt da MAN WIT THE NEAT FREES,Watch me 'wet this scrub' & start BATTERING HIS WEAK SCHEMES,ill "tie D and wipe da floor with em',this 'BATTLE IS A CLEAN SWEEP'!./U dont GET BAD CHICKS,If ur "workin a-broad",its on some "EXPAT BIZ",Da TECH BLAST QUICK,Blast-it-off,ur dome's pasta-sauce..ur blood?I LET THAT SPILL,da "shells, have u in hot water"..a "FRENCH CRAB DISH"!./Im PEELIN THA TEK TO SHOOT,No massage but put the 'pump to his back' like im 'reLIEVIN DA STRESSES TOO,I mean "Mother Of God",We wont see the 'virgin-merry' unless we got 'JESUS TO BLESS THIS DUDE'!</div>

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Battle started: May 22^nd 2017 at 19:23
Challenger joined: May 22^nd 2017 at 21:17

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Coldstorms Dad <Msicc> Banned	wordplay- more rounds in a ring Tidy and wipe the floor with em Comment Only Posted on: 2017-05-22 21:19:26
Cekspree <HITTERZ>	Honestly, crazy setups & consistent punches while remaining on topic sealed the deal IMO...one of the highest scores I've ever given...plus the multies were several syllables more technical than the other guy...great matchup, y'all should run it back with a scheme or topic. Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Coldstorms Dad Posted on: 2017-05-23 11:06:48
DOG PACK	mstro was comedy LMFAO Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Coldstorms Dad Posted on: 2017-05-23 19:01:44
Bape	Gave this to my winner as he was more creative and fresh. My loser has got a strong idea on rhyming followed with good structure but the same gay angle over and over again got teadious. Fairs in here. Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Coldstorms Dad Posted on: 2017-05-24 17:35:38


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