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Length: 64 Lines

Novum Caelum (100%) WINNER

Banned

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: Mystica Silvarum

Reppin: World, World, World

dildo (0%)

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Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Ethiopia

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you a HOUSE SLAVE N im a FIELD WORKER, if he TALK SHIT then WATCH THIS~SOFT PRICK get his MOUTH CAVED IN WITH A STEEL GIRDER!!! i DROP SCRIPTS- with HOT FLIPS- you NOT SICK i POP CLIPS- n you can NOT JOUST FLAMES IT IS A REAL MURDER!!! my style's COME FROM THE STREETS, when this dude 'HUNGRY FOR BEEF' he just POPS OUT PLATES HE IS A MEAL SERVER!!! // this GEN-ER-IC LAME is TENDER AND GAY, he will REMEMBER THIS DAY, cos a HARD WHACK left him GOB SMACKED, teeth back to front like the "E" in EMINEM'S NAME!!// so dont make no SLEAZY MOVE'S HOMO!! or the GOD RAPS will leave you 'dyslexic' and ALL THAT, seeing 'letters overlap' like the DC SHOE'S LOGO!! now he's GETTIN ERASED from the BIGGER PICTURE like when HE RE-MOVE'S PHOTO'S from his SICKER TWITTER of him giving dick to his own LITTLE SISTER!!!! bitch, I AM A GOD SPITTER, you stepped right in front the EYE OF THE STORM BRINGER, THIS IS A TWISTER, pound for pound human bones are stronger than steel but my CRUSHING GRIP will make IRON DEFORM QUICKER so this stupid FUCKING PRICK know's he's 'DYING BY LAW GIVERS' for spitting NOTHING SICK its a MASSACRE im a 'BARRISTER' making 'BURGERS OF BEEF'' i got his ass 'FRYING IN COURT HITHER!!!', i eat em then wash it down with CHOICE WINE'S his VOICE WHINE'S he could never MURDER A BEAT the BOYS MINE but i dont GIVE A FUCK i 'hate him' so LISTEN UP he aint LIVE'D A HARD ROUT EVER so when i 'RIP HIS HART OUT?' CLEVER way to make sure he never 'LIVE'S FOR LOVE'!! you aint poetic, THIS AN ART HOUSE~SEVER ya MAIN ARTERY use the blood to PAINT MASTER PIECES then go out side and PLAY ARCHERY with BOW AND ARROWS crafted from the first draft of his BONE'S AND MARROW!!, -'no homo harrow' this is 'STRAIGHT CARNAL BEEF' he AINT HARD AS ME his PACKETS OF DICTION~LACK THE CONVICTION that my FAITH GUARANTEE'S, he's sounds like a male porn star who always plays the 'GAY PARTS FOR FREE!!!, im known to EMPHASIZE GENOCIDE WHEN I SHINE and SKETCH A RHYME, im a BLACK MAGIC TUTOR~ STRETCHING TIME to make this WACK FAGGOTS FUTURE~ 'STAY DARK AND BLEAK!!! when i FLIP THE SCRIPT they HALE HARK AND SHRIEK, you couldn't 'KICK A FLIP' whether you SKATE PARK OR STREET!!! this FRAIL NARC'LL SQUEAL when he awakes in a lake with WHALE SHARKS AND EELS, as i BUST BARS OF DEMISE and ODD SPEECH the GOD'S REACH can PLUCK STARTS FROM THE SKY, Willfully Skillful We can PLAY HARP TO BEATS!! he KEEPS ON POSTING ~THEM FLOWS OF FOLLY- with WEAK EMOTIONS my HEATS AN OMEN that will IMPOSE HIS BODY- and poison his SECRET POTION and LEAVE HIM FLOATING with SEA URCHINS on the SURFACE of the DEEPEST OCEAN!! my flow is dope as WEED MERCHANTS when they HEARD THIS all ya PEEPS ARE OPEN, he INVADE'S THE SCENE~LAZILY like a SLEEPING TROJAN!! im a FAITHFUL PHOENIX GLOWING in ANCIENT EGYPT KNOWING the SACRED THESIS GROWING, he's DUMB AS SHIT, he couldn't 'COME AND SPIT' with the God if he ATE A PENIS HOEING!! With those HOPELESS QUOTES he couldn't ROW A BOAT to the shores of salvation if he CAME WITH JESUS ROWING!!! HOW my FAMOUS SPEECH AINT SLOWING DOWN is like modified cars RACING STREETS AND GOING WILD, he couldn't "Reverse the Curse" if he "Purchased Verses First'' then MADE A REMIX FLOWING NOW!! cos his BASIC WEAK SHIT GOES AROUND like a PLAGUE IN EGYPT~GOLDEN CROWN on my HEAD PIECE, LETS BEEF? YES PLEASE i'l DI-SECT YA cos MY SCEPTER is a MACHETE!! im HOLY-GHOSTLY as FIVE SPECTERS OF LIGHT LECTURES are TIGHT~TEXTURES ARE BRIGHT all your CONNECTORS ARE SHITE!!! its UNPLEASANT TONIGHT for these FEMININE TYPE PEASANTS I SMITE!!! their WACKER PRESENCE~LACKS THE ESSENCE TO FIGHT!! IMAGINE A SENTENCE~ FRACTURED AND SEVERED~CRAFTED IN PRESSURE you MANIC DEPRESSANT cos i SMASHED EM FOR PLEASURE now 'DEAD MEMORIES' no one REMEMBERS YOU LIKE!!!! you NEVER RECITE~ANYTHING HYPE so WE HATE YOU and i will CREMATE YOU until your EMBERS ARE WHITE!!! 'FORGET FELONIES' his 'FLOWS ARE A CRIME' ~DISABLE HIS TEXT~CRADLE HIS FLESH~MAKING A MESS~with the ANGEL OF DEATH its his SOUL ON THE LINE!!! he's WRITING DUMB SCRIPTURES the CLONE OF A SWINE, and im LIKE THE SUN~BIGGER and KNOWN FOR MY SHINE!! my light might reach you OVER SOME TIME like STARS OF OLD THAT HAVE DIED, but that means its ''worth more and lasts longer'' these "BARS OF GOLD'' ARE REFINED!!!!/// i leave his BRAIN ALL BURGUNDY like CHAIN SAW SURGERY~ im INSANE SO VERBALLY~PAINS MORE CERTAIN SEE his VEINS POUR PURPLE PEE!! this MISCHIEVOUS CREEP is FRIGID TO BEATS and TIMID IN STREETS his FICKLE AND CHEAP~LITERACY is RIDDLE WITH WEAK~INCONSISTENT BELIEFS and i wont GIVE HIM RELIEF Leave him SICK OF THE BEEF and he 'favors the flavors of DICK' so pubic hairs STICK IN HIS TEETH!! my SCRIPTURES ARE DEEP and his ELIXIRS ARE WEAK you can PICTURE THE GEEK~SNIFFING SOME SPEED and STICKING HIS DICK IN THE CHEEKS of an INTIMATE FREAK who turns out to be a transgender BITCH WITH DISEASE!!!! he will wish he LISTEN'D TO ME and came to show to get CHRISTENED FOR FREE by CLIPS IN HIS KNEES now he's SICK AND DECEASED all he gon do is SNIFFLE AND SNEEZE then SHIVER AND FREEZE, cos what he contracted from the transgender translated into LIVER DISEASE!!!!!!!

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u smell like u live in a car 
Nigga nobody care that U Written ya bars 
Snatch yo bitch ass from Venus. bring ya to Mars
u nuttin but ass n no talent liike nikki Minaj
Ur family eat dinner like pigs in a barn
His uncle don't bench but he lives at the park
Dis nigha text handicap like he's missing an arm 
His punches? Christian bale! nigga ain't hittin da mark /
Pathetic, U only drop text coz u lonely
Dildo 2 rich for u nigga u never could own me
spit brain pickers I'm Fresh with the bogeys 
Fuck a punch or a lunch Ya get plenty of toastys 
waited for a reply all ur gettin is no sleep 
That was the calm before the storm, 
now ya gonna Need more then an umbrella da whole week 
To start protecting ya dome piece Coz Im raining down from my text like weather emojis /
Il Silence an ameture 
Carry two sticks for mah crew but didn't make a Wife out of Pamela 
A rapper that scouts signing a manager 
Ya feel heat coz your days are numbered like July on the calendar 
Long distances there's no timing my stamina 
You could wear spandex you still ain't Tight as a battler 
Fuck a script but I wrote lines for your character 
Shovel Digging your own grave like captured Assad fighters on camera /
Ya text Soft like wool 
Aiming for ya crown jewel, lol
Chris Jericho, Break down the wall 
Every time you drive a car you stalk 
Nows my cue/que, this is 8 ball pool 
Slap your face thru the screen, monitor covered in drool 
You ain't cool 
people at school know you as the fool and just use you coz Your a tool /
Shovel? No trouble
Leave you in a blood puddle
I solve the puzzle 
Ya girl come round for more then a cuddle 
She told me you live in a bubble 
Keying text all the time but doing fuck all 
So I made her guzzle she need a muzzle
Mouth full of cum so she made a spunk bubble /
This took me 3 minutes to write 
Something something ya weak filler is shite / 
I'm literally just typing as I go
Fuck your flow, even your yes men tell you no
No development you don't grow
You don't do audio coz your voice like moe 
Family guy but You ain't got dough 
No king of the hill Just a run of the mill average joe
Your a shovel Your mums a hoe 
You and your white friends get lost in the snow / 
Your family all washed 
Your whole family like in the tool box /
Nigha Il bounce ya head 
Fuck a text battle go and dig up a flower bed /
Ya text boring / no woman alive would wanna see yo ugly ass the next morning /
Your chick is an elephant 
I don't care if she's light on her feet I'd Piss on her elegance 
A bit of Mexican mixed with American
Don't think you know this God coz u Written a testament 
I bring brilliance Mixed with some Excellence 
Bring ya crew id shit on the best of em
I'm done with this body, fill a pit with the skeletons
Then I Dash this shovel, I even get rid of evidence

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Battle started: March 1^st 2016 at 15:01
Challenger joined: March 5^th 2016 at 20:39

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2016-03-05 20:39:57).

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BonesRecordz	Hmm.. Comment Only Posted on: 2016-03-05 07:42:46
BlazeDaMafioso Exclusive Member	fuck G.O.A.T fave no hate :) Comment Only Posted on: 2016-03-05 17:48:44
Spaztic Exclusive Member	fax Voted: Novum Caelum / dildo Posted on: 2016-03-05 19:41:25
COFFIN DODGER	Both non expo votes removed. Voters need to explain why they voted the way they did. Comment Only Posted on: 2016-03-07 11:03:54
Spaztic Exclusive Member	Shovel had some nice intricate patterns to his rhymes, that does not always mean it's got flow though. Dildo had one or two lines that really banged, and even when he drifted into mono syllabic rhymes they still had punches (funny ones) the dildo also had one or two directed name play punches which just edged it for me personally. Would like to see dildo take a real challenge and perhaps we can see what he's capable of. Fairs in Voted: Novum Caelum / dildo Posted on: 2016-03-08 04:28:20

COFFIN DODGER	retarded vote of 1-10 also removed .so has the other nom expo vote , Comment Only Posted on: 2016-03-09 11:50:42
real-g <IrishMob>	fv in one had harder punches Voted: Novum Caelum / dildo Posted on: 2016-03-10 16:51:27


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