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Length: 16 Lines

COFFIN DODGER (0%)

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Bristol, England, United Kingdom

ILLoKWENT is on FIRE! 30+ wins in a row!

ILLoKWENT (100%) WINNER

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COFFIN DODGER

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folks ask how he got his name ..see , he went to the hospital CLAIMING HE'S ILL - ''ok'' went the doctor , '' i see you have neither GREATNESS OR SKILL , your DILLUSIONAL , its CONFUSING YOU ,start by TAKING THIS PILL !'' - but ill said ' doc , i need to be sick , but unlike 'tina turner' i'm simply NOT AT MY 'BEST' , dodgers all over me saying i walk round in 'hotpants' with a KNOT IN MY VEST ! and i only get 'screentime' on 'you-tube' as a DAWG IN A DRESS ! come on doc , its CAUSING DISTRESS !! dont work for 'rent-o-kill' so how do i go about 'STOPPING THIS PEST' !??  i feel like a 'trainee priest' cos i dont know how to put this 'COFFIN TO REST !!' - ' but ' said doc  ' whats the PRESSURE TO KILL FOR ?? ' - ill said 'well , i forgot how to win ' - so doc said with a grin , easy i prescribe you LESSONS WITH WITH ILL 4 !! ' - 'ok' said ill ,but he says stuff like i only bring 'hot beef' when i DROPPING OFF 'PIZZAS !' and only 'cheddar i see' is when they order an extra 'TOPPING OF CHEESES !' - 'sorry' said doc ,'what i heard is absurd , you cant polish a turd - i'm a 'DOCTOR NOT JESUS !' - 'but i aint stupid !' said ill . 'sorry' said doc , i am really NO CYNIC , this aint psycology - you just wandered into the 'DOSE CLINIC' ! #truestory

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folks ask me,'yo ILL, how do you DOMINATE SO LARGE?'or TOP THE GREATS IN CHARGE,well,once I OPT TO TAKE A SPAR,'their over in each round',like i OPERATE A CAR thats ON THE SCAPE OF MARS!/(our rover)this old fuck cant COMPENSATE WIT HEART,sayin ya verse aint 'flat?,..you late' to POSTULATE ON BARS ,just because the 'joints-you-pass' all 'point to ass',its NOT TO CLAIM A FART!!/(flatulate)i aint 'hawaiian' but 'i land blows wit multi strings',like kites at MAUNA KEA'S PARK,even my 'slack keys'are DROPS,YOU'D SAY WAS ART,so i dont 'fret' if ya 'hand picd for music',its just a JOB TO PLAY GUITARS!/STOP THIS CLAIM,YOU HARD..he's best described as a 'cunt, age is extreme' so if anyone thinks 'Coff is terrible',its OFF A CASE OF S.A.R.S!/(contagious)and that 'real talk squad' of yours aint 'great'?i barely TOLERATE THESE TARDS,lethal's been known to 'hammer heads'that would make yall look OPPOSITE OF SMART, so if ya ever say our level's a 'tie?..grrrr..' i'll fuckin turn 'fin's circle in to a body',like some CONVERSATION SPARKED about CONGREGATING SHARKS!/ this whack clown 'should be 'blacked out 'wit TALKS OF VADER'S GARB,and you think your brave when an ALTERCATIONS START, but them 'balls are gassedup',like OFF THE FACE OF STARS you'd find on CONSTELLATION CHARTS!/

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Battle started: January 18^th 2016 at 22:09
Challenger joined: January 19^th 2016 at 02:57

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2016-01-19 02:57:43).

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Esso
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thats that lethal shit... Posted on: 2016-01-19 17:11:19

Member Comments

ILLoKWENT <DGAF> Hall Of Famer LBT King Concept Champion	expo: 1.our rover,mars,2.slackke y is a type of guitar, used in hawaii...maunakea state park is where the space observatories are located.2.S.A.R.S. stands for severe acute respiratory syndrome.. and a severe outbreak happened in china Comment Only Posted on: 2016-01-18 22:10:21
Shodan <BLaM> One Bar Champion Fair Voters Club	One threw consistent, if not exceptional, punches throughout his verse. They were fluidly schemed and decently executed. The other dude was fairly corny, although his structure was decent. My winner just outpunched my loser. Fair's in. Voted: COFFIN DODGER / ILLoKWENT Posted on: 2016-01-18 23:25:11
Wraxius	Fair from vet. Voted: COFFIN DODGER / ILLoKWENT Posted on: 2016-01-18 23:31:22
Drgaire	One was funny while other was hitting punch after punch fairs in Voted: COFFIN DODGER / ILLoKWENT Posted on: 2016-01-19 05:40:05
Manhattan <LoD> Grand Champion Concept Champion Tag Team Champion	Lethal! Comment Only Posted on: 2016-01-19 09:53:21
Dessaline	Nothing was amazing here. It was just the punch game verse a diffrent approach. The only thing about wit that is , u have to be as strong as the punches your opponents going to throw fv in fellas Voted: COFFIN DODGER / ILLoKWENT Posted on: 2016-01-19 12:34:57
Mizz Ammo <GetRight>	Hard one to judge bothbripped it up a just leaned the better flow but fire in fa booth lol gd both Voted: COFFIN DODGER / ILLoKWENT Posted on: 2016-01-20 20:12:32
Bnas <MvH>	Damn this was an awesome battle both showed up. Suprised by the loser and I don't think he lost by much, winner edged with a couple more witty approaches and damn near perfect structure Voted: COFFIN DODGER / ILLoKWENT Posted on: 2016-01-20 23:29:44
Homeskool Live Battler	I dug this. Multis/punches verses effective humor. One felt stronger overall. good clash. Voted: COFFIN DODGER / ILLoKWENT Posted on: 2016-01-21 01:40:37


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