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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 64 Lines

UhMAZING

(71%) WINNER

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: KillersForHire.

Reppin: World, World, World

Thaa MaCc Era (29%)

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: NewEra

Reppin: The Holy Home Of Hustlaz, Heaven

UhMAZING

First off, I don't give a SHIT IF I REALLY WIN THIS, the robbers here time to KICK IN YO BUSINESS,
my foot to yo dick, say bye to yo CHICK AND YA BOOSEY SIDEBITCHES, I hope I kick you in the DICK SO HARD U NEED 5 STITCHES, 
I hope I kicked the damn thing right off u BITCH, I MEAN ALL OF 5 INCHES, 
Do you even LIFT BRO? I'll pick up you And 6 HOES I throw 3 plates on each end when I BENCH KID, If I called you out in the streets, you'd show up with some HENCHMEN, doused in the semen that you DRENCH 'EM IN, 
I'm not saying that I'm a homo but, I'd "FRENCH" THIS BITCH 
I'm the "bomb" the way that slug make 'em PINCH HIS TITS, then CLENCH HIS RIBS, 
watch him "DETONATE" WITH FEAR, smell the DEATH AND HATE THAT'S NEAR 
I think I might be the reason his parents SEPARATE THIS YEAR, 
I once dated a chick that wouldn't listen so one night for SUPPER, I ATE HER EAR! I Mike Tyson mixed with the "ROCK"ED HER (can you smell what I'm cooking?) 
I'll destroy ya one BRAIN CELL AT A TIME while simultaniously knockin' the PLAIN HELL OUT OF MINE, 
I'ma REIGN WELL IN MY PRIME, some days I'm ok and some days I SHOULDN'T BE FINE but just tryin' to GAIN THE FAITH so you can relate to the PAIN AND HATE that I PUT INTO LINES, I can't escape or erase my fate I PUT IN MY MIND, 
Enough of this CYPHER SHIT I'ma blaze you and this blunt if I can get this LIGHTER LIT, I'ma fucking beast bitch so suck a TIGER DICK, I hope you choke on the ENTIRE TIP, I'm on my "EMPIRE" SHIT, you wanna "Cookie?" 
get "Trumped" and FIRED BITCH I ain't "Lion"/Lyin' when I say I'll rip off ya dick with some PLIERS QUICK just to ACQUIRE IT..
I'ma NON HOMO but fuck with me and I will "shoot first", "HAN SOLO!" 
I'm as "raw" as "SUSHI", you ain't got the balls(or dick) to SHOOT ME, 
you probably got a big ass nose and long ears "Dog", you fuckin' "GOOFY" 
I bet just to masturbate you gotta ROOFY YOURSELF cuz you gotta tiny dick and ya pubes POOFY AS HELL, 
I also heard you MAYBE GAY plus ya bush resembles the hair of MACY GRAY, 
the sight of your dick makes eyes "red and watery", like when "MACE GETS SPRAYED" I bet you bust a move when MA$E IS PLAYED, 
I honestly hope your FACE GETS A.I.Ds cuz you had a cut on ya LIP and sucked a DICK that had a KNICK ON IT, I'ma contagion that'll make ya SICK,(VOMIT) 
"I'm high as hell, shootin' for the stars" like a LIT "COMET", I bet even on Facebook ur a faggot and got zero LIKED COMMENTS, 
if this was an audio battle I'd pull some "Jihad" shit, take ya MIC AND "BOMB IT", 
If I posted a pic of your severed head, it'd get at least 5,000 LIKES AND COMMENTS,
I couldn't imagine you "behind bars", but being such a FAILURE you're probably a "JAILBIRD" you and a "Turkey" have "3 STRIKES" IN COMMON, 
I hate to be "Negative" but you ain't winning this assault and "Battery", I'm "POSITIVE", dabbed out from takin' ROSIN HITS, you can suck a fat GOBLIN DICK cuz I know you be on that HOBBIT SHIT, I'll "cut off ya dick" like "Lorena BOBBIT" DID!(Google it) 
"stand back" when LOU IS "PISSED" you might get Pee On/"Peon" ya kicks, I'll "BUST THE SEAL" when I'm BUSTIN' STEEL, ain't shit to SLEW A BITCH cuz "LOU IS RICH", I don't give a fuck WHO IT IS, 
get shat on like I suffer from "INCONTINENCE", this is the part where you pick up the mic cuz "I DROP THE SHIT!", 
I bet on the down low u wanna suck HOPSIN'S DICK, COPY HIM, stalk his FB and twitter, just for it to NOT BE HIM, 
com'mon..u know if u won a contest to "ride his dick" u'd HOP ON IT so just "STOP THE SHIT" before I go to ya house n just DROP ON IN, visit with ya wife a bit then POP YA KIDS while I make sure she WATCHES IT!, I don't have to play "baseball" for u to know "Louie will SLUG HER"/Louisville slugger, don't get all "Animated" or I'll "Hong Kong Phooey" ya MOTHER, then hide her body parts in the CUPBOARD!
on an OFF-TOPIC TIP, she's an OBNOXIOUS BITCH, when u come home all the blood might make u NAUSEOUS A BIT so I'd get 'em in some BOXES REAL QUICK, 
leave ya house throwin' up TWO DIGITS(Peace) and make the whole thing look like YOU DID IT!,

Thaa MaCc Era

...Whoa. Well Mr. LOU CYPHER..How Would I Sum Up Your Drop? ..a USED DIAPER! ..just Not Enuff Punches and You? Are just a Bit TOO HYPER!! ..You Prolly Want Me to Come WhaCc Huh? Well for The RIGHT PRICE ..I'll SMITE LIFE into this SPLICED VICE! ..I'll  Roll The DICE TWICE! ..and End up Having a NICE NIGHT w/ ya WHITE WIFE!!..ending it w/ 'Wedding Bells and WHITE RICE!! ..(ain't I Quite Spiced?)
Someone tell Me Why LOU'D CHOOSE to FUSE MOVES w/ the CRUDE SCROOGE! Money wouldn't FOOL DUDES w/ HUGE VIEWS on YOUTUBES  section on SMOOTH SPOOFS!! ..So watch Me Make this VETERAN MAD! Bkus I'm BETTER W/ SWAGG! We know You 'Can't Hang Nigga!' ConFEDERATE FLAG!! You're OUTTA YA LEAGUE! So while you 'Wear Down' and BATTLE FATIGUE? I'll be Showing Lou How to 'Respond Correctly' and GRAPPLE THE WEAK!-SLAP YOU AND LEAVE!-SCALP YOU FOR GREED-CAS-U-ALLY!..causinq another Letsbeef CASU-AL-ITY!!..
If Ever 'LOU RAWS A VERSE/Rawls?' ...i'll Prolly Get BLUE BALLS AT FIRST! cuz he's 'So Pussy?' ..I'll Have to USE ALL THE THIRST! To PROVE IM IN FIRST! ..this Ain't a Game Rookie! I Got TOOLS TIMED TO BURST only bkus LOU RHYMES THE WORST!! Plus the Doctors had to Slap Cuzz TWO TIMES AT BIRTH cuz he was the 'Ugliest Dip Shit' TO  FIND THE EARTH!! But thats RUDE SHIT! OOH SHIT! Ain't My Fault When You Were Conceived, ya Mom Had TWO DICK'S in HUGE GRIPS w/ Every Intention  to 'Sink Balls In the Corner' of Her Jaws! no POOL STICKS!..I Kicced yo Hoe Out! She Came Right  bacc! MOVE BITCH!! ..(Lmaoo!!)
Ya Bars Have Failed!! I Hope You Got a Gun or a SHANK FO' ME!! Cuz you Getting Destroyed! This So Easy? Somebodys Gotta be Playing a PRANK ON ME!!' Lou Was Just a SITTING DUCK-SPITTING TUFF..No Real Truth in His Bars! A Buncha WRITTEN STUFF! But those Skeletons? I'm finna DIG EM UP! & CLEAN EM OFF! You really thought you could LEAN A BOSS?.. There Aiint a 'Hard-Core' bone I'm Ya Body! You're The Equivalent of a PENIS SOFT! And you're TEAM IS LOST! I'll Kill Ya Whole Squad w/ a Nod! & and Have that NINA ROSS-SINGING SOFT! Point blank Range w/ No intentions to CLEAN IT OFF...#banqq..
...So Lou ? here's a WORD OF ADVICE! Never go up Against a SURGEON W/ NICE-URGES TO SLICE-VIRGINS & DIKES! Over and Over Until the Day TURNS INTO NIGHT! ..he'll be 'LEFT' for Dead when I'm SERVING EM RIGHTS! Like a Pig Catching a Perp That Was disTURBING THE LIFE of the URBAN MANS WIFE!!
..So Lou! You Need To APOLOGIZE AND REPENT!
....For Those POLISHED LIES OF EVENTS! Just a PILE OF LIES & INTENTS to MODERNIZE AN IMMENSE selection of Followers! I'll bring My STARTING FIVE FROM THE BENCH!! ...To 'Travel w/ The RoCc'! Boy your 'Battling The Top!' You Can't Match wits! We Can BATTLE FOR YA SPOT! Like a DALMATION!..I Been Here! but HOW PATIENT is this FOUL PATRON? ...He Dropped 64 but what I 'Got in Store' will Have Lou I'n the AISLE PACING! Cuz he Knows That he is NOW FACING the same Guy That 64'd w/ that CLOWN JASON!
So You Can Give Up On the dat Dream of CROWN CHASING! Cuz after this battle Post? The Whole 'TOWN/NATION?' That 'NOW HATES EM?'...will Murmur Softly While  CLOWNS RATE HIM! And DOWNGRADE EM! Coz we All Know My SOUNDS MADE EM a CROWD LATIUM!!
.....*Yawns*

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Battle started: December 23^rd 2015 at 07:37
Challenger joined: December 23^rd 2015 at 09:52

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2015-12-23 09:52:17).

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UhMAZING <TheHitmen>	64 lines exactly. (In case someone says I didn't fill the box) Don't know why there is extra room at the bottom... Fuck yo Bars, Fuck yo Bitch, I'm Sick. Comment Only Posted on: 2015-12-23 02:59:08
UhMAZING <TheHitmen>	Good job filling the box, your brain run out of dumb ass things to say? Comment Only Posted on: 2015-12-23 08:22:28
Mizz Ammo <GetRight>	INSAINE READ IMMA TRY SOME 64'S MASELF DOPE SPAR MAD RSPECT!!. IMO one slightly edged it no h8 tho gd both Voted: UhMAZING / Thaa MaCc Era Posted on: 2015-12-23 18:30:53
Celsius <LoD> Heavyweight Champion Scheme Champion	Home alone was uhmazing. Comment Only Posted on: 2015-12-23 20:59:20
Thaa MaCc Era <fit4thetop>	Did u Really change Your Name After The Battle Posted? STRAIGHT BITCH!! Comment Only Posted on: 2015-12-23 22:12:47
UhMAZING <TheHitmen>	Is the faggot that changes his name 20 times a day really asking about my name change? I stated previous to even posting this battle that I was changing my name back to it's original. Pay attention "Cuz".. Comment Only Posted on: 2015-12-23 22:18:22
UhMAZING <TheHitmen>	Also, just so you know "Latium" is a historic area in Italy. Good job calling me a Latium. Comment Only Posted on: 2015-12-23 22:30:26
DifferentChild <FCB>	This is awesome. Voted: UhMAZING / Thaa MaCc Era Posted on: 2015-12-23 22:42:39
skreetcred Exclusive Member	My loser needs to think of original concepts because 99 percent of the shit spitten was played concepts. Also fill the box its 64 lines not 32. Voted: UhMAZING / Thaa MaCc Era Posted on: 2015-12-24 14:11:53
AD-VERB <FYB> Exclusive Member	thanks for the crew invite macc..but i took FYB instead ..no hate..good battle Comment Only Posted on: 2015-12-24 16:00:56
《11:11》 <GetRight> Exclusive Member	Cypherin...Forced Multiz & No Really Hard Punchez Iz What Made Me Vote Against My Loser...Although Tha Flow Waz Aight At Timez....My Winner Came Wit Pretty Solid Multiz & Had Some Orginal And Comedic Punchez Also A lot Of Personals That I Feel Won Thiz Battle!!! I Felt At Timez My Winner Strayed Off A Bit...But Kept It Official Bringin It Back...FV Iz Dropped No H8!!! #Respect Voted: UhMAZING / Thaa MaCc Era Posted on: 2015-12-25 07:05:34
PeacefulW4RRIOR	Good battle to Both! Really good work all around, however I gotta pick one. Voted: UhMAZING / Thaa MaCc Era Posted on: 2015-12-25 17:16:10
Dessaline	And I read this shid....... Fv in man . So e played shit and some weird shid Voted: UhMAZING / Thaa MaCc Era Posted on: 2015-12-26 01:42:33
The RingMaster Basic Member	This was close. Had to read both verses carefully. Idk why y'all chose to drop such longer verses and neither filled the box but as my big homie says about weed, "quality over quantity". This was Almost a Toss Up. Good shit here tho. my Vote Voted: UhMAZING / Thaa MaCc Era Posted on: 2015-12-28 03:01:12


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