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Length: 16 Lines

COFFIN DODGER (0%)

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Bristol, England, United Kingdom

Shodan (100%) WINNER

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Crew: Black Mesa

Reppin: Reading, Enderby Land, Antarctica

COFFIN DODGER

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shodan an 'underground artist' ? nope ,not even if they gave him paint and locked this DUDE IN THE MINES !!  so when he claims he SHOOTIN FA DIMES ? it's bullshit ,even duetting with 'busta' it would just prove he's USELESS WID 'RHYMES' , cos his bars ? call 'sherlock' cos DUDE IT'S A CRIME -faces someone dope and its like someone stole 'big ben' cos he LOSES 'BIG TIME ' !! His 'rap teacher' must have been 'alicia' cos the faggots just 'CLUELESS' WITH LINES , wants to be a 'jamaican gangsta' , but this 'boy' ? like 'porn memories' he's just ''RUDE'' IN HIS MIND' ! lol him a 'mass killer' ? even if he was 'hitler' there's no chance of him being RUTHLESS WITH NINES/NEINS ! damn , how can this 'dawg bite' when 'lyrically' he's both TOOTHLESS AND BLIND ? always 'moaning in threads' - is he 'tarzans retard brother' ? then who let this FOOL IN THE 'VINES' ? its like 'vladamir's booze list'- always remembers to 'PUT-IN A WHINE/WINE !'    ya got 'parkinsons' ? then what ya SHAKING FOR GUY ? is it the 'beef' i bring ,or the 'onions that are MAKING YA CRY ? see , he's 'desperate' to win , so i will 'show-''dan' he only bring's 'hot beef' when he BAKING A PIE(deperate dan,cow pie) - see i got shares in beef blades , so kill ya three ways with a STAKE/STEAK IN THE EYE !

Shodan

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Claiming COFFIN has weapons is STUPID AS SHIT, if CD "bangs a .44"? tha'ts not SHOOTING THE CLIPS just that He's DOING A MILF! Fuck DODGER'S TERRIBLE TEXT that "doesn't flame or blow up," what he DROPS IS NEVER THE BEST cos he only has "Fire-Works in his Light-Shows" working with PROPS AND SPECIAL EFFECTS! The burial will be JUST DISGUSTING after my GUNMEN CRUSH HIM for not having a "strap to keep himself above the ground" like BUNGEE JUMPING / I'm "modern era," YOUR TEXT IS WACK SON, I'll "use the internet to make CD irrelevant" like TORRENTING ALBUMS! Ya SCHEMES ARE LIGHT FAM! so this AK-47 will give you a "red-neck" for BEING "WHITE TRASH!" This GUY IS WACK AND WEAK and since my repeating grenade launcher's FRIES A FAG WITH EASE "surviving this RPG" will be his "FINAL FANTASY"! Ya WEAK AS HELL so When explosions "toss you into the air" it'll BE YA DEATH after I "cut him into 8 pieces" like PIZZA CHEFS! I should leave Coffin KILLED WITH CLIPS cause I got an "ungodly number" like SIX SIX SIX! Looking for a heavyweight on here? He isn't it, so no surprise when ALL THE SHOTTIES RIP that will "Lift and get him ripped": it's how I GOT THIS "BODY BUILT!" #GetSchooled #HigherEducation

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Battle started: December 20^th 2015 at 02:48
Challenger joined: December 23^rd 2015 at 23:05

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2015-12-23 23:05:28).

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Esso
<TheHitmen>
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Concept Champion

I was looking forward to a clash of styles but one seemed like he was trying too hard to play to what's normally his opponent's strength instead of really concentrating on what he does well. The other had one of his cleaner reading verses that I've seen. Punch impact was up and down but execution was decent throughout. Low-Low. Posted on: 2015-12-23 20:35:05

Member Comments

COFFIN DODGER	EXPO !! duetting with busta rhymes - useless with rhymes /sherlock , crime , stole big ben ( big time lol ?) , alicia silverstone was in 'clueless' / gangsta - rude boy / porn memories , rude in his mind / moaning in threads (vines) , vladamir putin , puts in a wine,whine ( bitch, moan etc)/ beef , onion , desperate dan , cow pie / 'beef blades' are a cut of meat , shares as in 'stock' , or 'stake' , steak as in meat , and stake as in a pointed weapon , hence stake 3 ways in the eye lol . Comment Only Posted on: 2015-12-19 21:59:02
Shodan <BLaM> One Bar Champion Fair Voters Club	Typos: tha'ts should be that's, repeating grenade launcher's should be repeating grenade launcer. Nothing should need an expo here Comment Only Posted on: 2015-12-23 18:07:19
Shodan <BLaM> One Bar Champion Fair Voters Club	lol, double typo. meant to say repeating grenade launcher Comment Only Posted on: 2015-12-23 18:15:48
Mizz Ammo <GetRight>	this was close firee from both but one showed more attack fv no h8 Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Shodan Posted on: 2015-12-23 18:33:17
Dessaline	OK the RPG line for me was the best in the battle Fv in one was better . Other guy was to light Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Shodan Posted on: 2015-12-23 21:30:40
Xercius	This was kinda close really....I felt the first dude was focusing more on bars here than what he actually does...which he normally mixes comedy with bars..The flow was decent as well as the concepts u used...Nothing cringe worthy..but I did think u did take a while to get to the punch tho...The other had some played concepts mixed with some decent ones as well having a couple new spins on old ones..There was one that had me scratching tho...That pizza one..Really in 2015? Moving on..execution was decent..flow was alright for the most part...Anywho I got one edging do to punching more imo..Cause conceptually it was about even...The fair is in. Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Shodan Posted on: 2015-12-24 00:42:27
Homeskool Live Battler	#learnstuff Comment Only Posted on: 2015-12-24 13:29:49
Drgaire	Really close, both had nice concepts but ones execution was better fairs in no hate Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Shodan Posted on: 2015-12-26 06:05:22


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