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Length: 16 Lines

Jizz-Masta (0%)

Exclusive Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Dhaka, Dhaka, Bangladesh

Pseudo™ (100%) WINNER

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Reppin: Bryceville, Florida, United States

Jizz-Masta

Jizz-Masta is back gonna curse and rap gonna run with the Jizzy Pac just like the WCW Wolf Pac while you sucking on my ball sac I’ll pass you that jack sip it slow while I watch gay love on my Apple Mac. Feeling horny while watching Breaking Bad wish I was tea baggin you in your pad, while you film it with you iPad. Gonna shit into a bowl and serve it to you with extra milk, breakfast is important so is my red panties which are soft as silk, sniff on them later cause I am Jack Slater I am the last action hero and you are on ground zero, gonna put my dick in yo pet Lama and put up taxes like maa maaan Obama. Need to bleach yo anus and fix it good cause my fist is going up there just like it should, my gay ass gangstaz gonna fuck you in the hood if not I am gonna fart in yo food. The spitz and rhymes you be firing ain’t got shit on me, get outta my face and go to Burger King cause I hear that they hiring!  Need to put rice crispies up in my ass so when I shart and drop you can hear snap crackle and pop. First I will Jizz on yo head and make you glow so we can chill and both watch the Montel Williams show.  Holla at yo boy he ain't no sex toy he like money may-weather floyd smack you in the face with my penis cause I am an apple genius!

Pseudo™

Bros reFUSING TO SAY that he's NEW TO THE GAME/ 
But we all know he is, his MUSIC IS LAME!/ If I had a strong rope, I'd USE IT TODAY just to tie these snakes tight... meDUSA WITH BRAIDS/ Dude, stop talking..You'd LOSE IN CHARADES, assUMING WE'D PLAY all the STUPIDEST GAMES!/ A clear victory? what PSEUDO WILL GAIN/ when he leaves you in last- caBOOSE ON A TRAIN/ Now, you KNEW I'd EXPLAIN how the TUBES IN MY BRAIN were FUSED IN A WAY that gave me a killer instinct like KRUEGER DISPLAYED!/ Wait......Jizz Master?.....Uhhhm, DUDE GET AWAY cuz i knew from the start thats not GLUE ON YA FACE!/ Ha...i assUMED YOU WAS GAY. this that VETERAN SWAG/ ...holy cow, you know it now?...I've NEVER BEEN BAD so exPECT THAT THIS CAT is clearly going down like conFEDERATE FLAG/ greet his NECK WITH A BAT or crack his MELON IN HALF if homie gotta big mouth like a PELICAN HAS!/ ..plus Twice a night he bites...My MESSAGE IS THAT he likes to COPY MY TEXT and I'll PROBLY GET STRESSED cuz he 'things he needs to bite' like a ZOMBIES MINDSET.

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Battle started: July 25^th 2015 at 19:40
Challenger joined: July 26^th 2015 at 03:50

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2015-07-26 03:50:27).

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COFFIN DODGER	try a girl. Comment Only Posted on: 2015-07-25 16:26:00
Thaa MaCc Era <fit4thetop>	This is Fuccing Pathetic. Why are you On LB? Voted: Jizz-Masta / Pseudo™ Posted on: 2015-07-25 19:09:40
Pseudo™ Basic Member	Thinks he needs to bite Comment Only* Posted on: 2015-07-26 00:01:56
Thaa MaCc Era <fit4thetop>	- No Expo Needed. fairs..!! Voted: Jizz-Masta / Pseudo™ Posted on: 2015-07-26 04:38:45
O_G	Fv gb Voted: Jizz-Masta / Pseudo™ Posted on: 2015-07-26 09:34:33
Jizz-Masta Exclusive Member	ya'll some bitch ass niggaz, taste my Jizz and get high bitches! Comment Only Posted on: 2015-07-26 09:49:06
60 Cent Basic Member	Very close but Jizz had the best punch lines and word play, close one, fairs in fam Voted: Jizz-Masta / Pseudo™ Posted on: 2015-07-26 10:30:01
Orochi <HEADSOFF>	Hahaha! The fair is in.. Voted: Jizz-Masta / Pseudo™ Posted on: 2015-07-26 13:00:23
Drgaire	Fairs in Voted: Jizz-Masta / Pseudo™ Posted on: 2015-07-26 13:53:14
MC Gringão <Agent> Basic Member	What....in....the... name...of....FUCK??? ? Fair vote. Basing my vote off of someone that actually dropped, instead of had a Bukkaki parti on their face. Shouldn't that image be against the rules? Or is this gay pride month? I am all cool with gays and marrige and shit, but I don't want to see a dude with cum all over his face...I don't even like chicks with 10 dicks cumming on her, let alone a fuckin' dude....nasty ass nikka. Voted: Jizz-Masta / Pseudo™ Posted on: 2015-07-26 15:15:30
MC Gringão <Agent> Basic Member	MC-MASTABATER and Jizz are the same people...look at the vote..only dude that voted for Jizz (but made vote look fair) what a punk...lmao Voted: Jizz-Masta / Pseudo™ Posted on: 2015-07-26 15:16:40
Sykotiqs	Fv, nice drop Pseudo Voted: Jizz-Masta / Pseudo™ Posted on: 2015-07-26 15:31:51
Proctologist <Agent>	i think Mc masterbater and jizz master are same person both are on some gay shit My winner had the better lines fv no hate Voted: Jizz-Masta / Pseudo™ Posted on: 2015-07-26 19:17:50
pray_4_my_hood Basic Member	Fairs in Voted: Jizz-Masta / Pseudo™ Posted on: 2015-07-26 23:20:33
Jizz-Masta Exclusive Member	Ah yo we r not the same mc mastabator is my fourth cousin. He is A gay ass punk ain't got nothin on me tryin to copy my persona Comment Only Posted on: 2015-07-27 06:12:29
MC Troll Basic Member	FV Voted: Jizz-Masta / Pseudo™ Posted on: 2015-07-27 16:43:40
Fybre Optikz Exclusive Member	Pretty straight forward lol Voted: Jizz-Masta / Pseudo™ Posted on: 2015-07-27 19:40:12
Quincy® <TRILLshit>	...no comment... Voted: Jizz-Masta / Pseudo™ Posted on: 2015-07-28 08:12:23
M1DAS Exclusive Member	this was easy Voted: Jizz-Masta / Pseudo™ Posted on: 2015-07-28 12:33:25
Celsius <LoD> Heavyweight Champion Scheme Champion	Ones was better all around. Voted: Jizz-Masta / Pseudo™ Posted on: 2015-07-28 17:29:08


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