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Length: 64 Lines

Ray Splasher (0%)

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Saint Paul, Minnesota, United States

Orochi (100%) WINNER

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: Head Hunters

Reppin: Rojales, Valenciana, Spain

Ray Splasher

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Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
Throwing her over furniture
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre said
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing,
But not quite me

Orochi

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First shapen yo vigor your RHYMES ARE PAtHETIC, he lacks faucets of been a star cus the Only time R.S is a "Burning Sensation" is Specializing in DIABETIC NEOPATHY!..with texas Monster's Keys I will Mutilate em now, now time for a LONGEST REMATCH, ORGANS LEAKS FAST, wen the Kobalt gets RELEASED TRAMP,Your Toy story is minus a Buzz, Closest thang in Seeing  this Hoe hot, is opening a CHINESE MAP!!(Hohot) / say gudbye ta your JIHAD TACTICS, your skull, I'll SQUEEZE HARD RECKLESS til your eyes pop out n Fall on Ploot hole than Nasa's MISSION 
SCHEMATICS! Keyed shit 
I'm poisonous with words, he's just chooses ta get HIGH ON IVY, Ray? I'll Slice your ENTIRE BEEF, set it aside bitch, you was never ready for a Ring, cus in a moment's flash like Online Marriages, You will get PRYED ON SITE GEEK!( Bride on site)
Its a shame tat this nerd decided ta battle, sent 62, but wait that's what EMINEM HURLED, like  kfc grills, I'll Make This CHICKEN BURN!
................................................................................................................................................................. ,no put n L in a G, trading scythes? u wil get cut up bad, n get wil fill/feel out like the HOMELEsS FAMILYS, before OCK RESTS SEVEN STRINGS, without a marionete geting pulled n  just like a corpse in Hearse, Ray is DEAD ON ARRIVAL an Arival, I'll kill with super lazers, brake your heart in 2, you feeling New-Saint? (Neuits Saint), but you Cudnt raise the stakes bin lincoln VAMPIRE HUNTER!!.......................... ............................................ This COLD BRO IS TOUGH? Nah only time he burst's sumthing back is releasing gas after HOLDING ON A FART! Lmaooooooo! Go back ta your Realm before I Kill who ever gave your BIRTH TA GRINGO, his krime is rhyming, Joints in pain As if they got BIRD FLU SYMPTOMS! I'll Hurt you Myth Con, GO AWAY so stay alert: wen I send doom your way,yu aint got enuf muscle ta flex, dude Has a POOR WEIGHT!
 If he  Looting is in A SURVEY RISK. only time we feel this ASIAN DISS as ta Strike its measuring Nepal EARTQUAKE!, put him in a fair THRAL  & SLAP HIS FACE, no gal wud go out with him he is a HOPELES SEX CASE, ohw shit!...
62 fucken bars, that's HELLA OF SUMTHING, if we keep seeing This Insect inside? I'll eat away homes like a TERMITE INASION!, Your RHYMES ARE WASTED, with MINOR FAUCET, he is a Dead- Trash cus like Blinds on Shades, he is LIGHT RAY BASED
You CANT COMPETE, With Silver, You are Nutty Geek, so START TA HIT, The Road Fag, my Weapons wil Touch on this Pussy like lesbian Movies, in KINES FLICKS!..
....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... That's All Jibberish Shit!, DEPICTION THATS UNSCIENTIFIC, so scribe it on a note, you don't belong here, I will take an Obligation ta put this "Pharoah in his place" like an EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPHICS!!. Thinking of gauging me? That's a COUnTERACT HYPOTHESIS, this Triple A Member, writes Fairies & SURPASS NEOCLEDEON SHIT, this is a Test of your Low life, with Triple beams up in his face, ima Leave him Blind, the only Time he will be "Sight-seeing"is GLANCING OUTBUILDINGS, my Mission?is ta Hurt PHair & Fire Shots Fuck Cereals breakfast, I won't miss you cus I always "Chose the right 9's" like ADVANCED STATISTICS!!............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. How shud I end this? Fuck you and a have nice Fucken day! Hahahahahahaah Fuck you bitch, learn ta Script decent Shit here.......... Iam done fuckboy this 62 is over n done wit, Kapish?.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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Battle started: July 16^th 2015 at 03:48
Challenger joined: July 16^th 2015 at 06:06

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2015-07-16 06:06:45).

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exZACHly	LOL Autowin for Silver for biting Eminem's song Voted: Ray Splasher / Orochi Posted on: 2015-07-16 07:21:44
MC Gringão <Agent> Basic Member	Was this a joke? Wtf...I am voting on this now just for points (that is fucking fair since this asshole just posted "The Real Slim Shady" as his fucking rap...) I kind of LOL'd....fucking faggot So do I vote on Eminem or Ray Splasher???? fuck 0's all aroun Voted: Ray Splasher / Orochi Posted on: 2015-07-16 08:48:42
Orochi <HEADSOFF>	@ Natalee lmaooo! I keyed the bloody thing, I didn't read his verse I just went straight on with it...I doesn't matter I wasted lines its a Keystyle n fuck you Dross for giving me 5, you don't come any close ta that oe Eminem's shit lol... Comment Only Posted on: 2015-07-16 13:57:24
KidFoolish Basic Member	Lol Voted: Ray Splasher / Orochi Posted on: 2015-07-17 02:36:57


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