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Length: 32 Lines

FatMan Jersey (0%)

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Reppin: Pennsylvania, United States

COFFIN DODGER (100%) WINNER

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Reppin: Bristol, England, United Kingdom

FatMan Jersey

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ALRIGHT STEVEN, your the FIGHT that I've been DREAMIN' FOR/ SCHEMIN' FOR FOUR months I'm CHOMPING AT THE BIT, MY MOUTH full of saliva so you know I'm READY TO SPIT/ grindin' my teeth in my gums until the FUCKin' BLOOD SQUIRT OUTTA IT./ Lookin' like I TOOK AN UPPERCUT/ I couldn't wait for this to ACTUALLY HAPPEN, and ACTUALLY I've had FLAMES, ACID, AND ASPRINE/ FOR THE PAIN YOU'D RECIEVE AFTER/ you'd think I'M INSANE MAD AT YOU, you FAGGOT man I'LL SNAP YOU IN TWO/ use your bones for TOOTHPICKS, your skull a cup for my VICTORY BREW/ DUDE, you have no idea how hungry I AM FOR YOU!/....wait... GUESS I SET MYSELF UP FOR A FAT JOKE/ so I might as WELL AND TELL' EM NOW/ I'M A FUCKIN' HUNGRY FAT COW, oh wait I FORGOT ABOUT all the GATS HE RAP ABOUT/ Dude if you really hold tec's COME AND TRY TO BLAST ME NOW!/ You're not a gangster so why you RAP BOUT THAT SHIT/ YOU TAPPIN' PLATIC KEYS, ACTING LIKE you're movin' KEYS/ MOVE OVER PLEASE for the next plague of RAP I'MA DIESEASE/ THAT SNEEZE you've been gettin' and that COUGH THAT'S BEEN COMIN' UP/ is the feeling of ME SQUEEZIN' THE AIR OUTTA YOUR LUNGS/ IT ISN'T FAIR for me to go AGAINST THIS BUM./ I'm the antivenom, the cure for this DIGSUST/... ING PICK, I MEAN THIS WITH EV-ER-Y WORD THAT I BREATH KID/ If you think you got this one wrapped up, THAT MAKES IT EASIER FOR ME to give you a MEAN LYNCH./ You couldn't SPEAK at my PEDIGREE, DANGER-OUS EMCEE/ I'm the next Russel Simmons, leavin' you "Def" to my "Jams" a new evolution to the term BEAST/ FEASTIN' on his CARCUS/ you OUGHTTA BAR ME FROM THIS SCENE/ Cause I'm about to lose it like Joe PESCI, bash in his skull with the SHOES UP FROM MY FEET./ I'm about to school you son, so continue callin' me Mr. "TEACH"/ the "blackbeard is off now, but I'm like a dread pirate when it comes to killin' SHEETS./ Doin' DAMAGE with the LANGUAGE it's like you're SPEAKING to FORGIEN LOYALTY,/ there's no way you could FOIL my plot to LAUGH at your DEFEAT./ SEE, my flow is so ATROCIOUS, you can call me alien/ My lyrics are CORRSIVE./ Burnin' through your body, my lightsaber drawn and GLOWIN'/ PADWAN? Dude to you I am fuckin' OBI-WAN,/ better yet to you I'm YODA/ a force ain't no one FUCKIN' ON./ It's like your my little brother playin' Snes ZELDA,/ SELDOM do you think you can reach my LEVAL (Level)./ Now I got you TOPPLIN', I'm MOPPIN' the fuckin' floor let's see you keep up with this OBNOXIOUS will to WIN. 
Jerz.

COFFIN DODGER

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I don't know what to SAY OF YA VERSES , they kinda 'nutty' so mr 'gutty' , maybe LAY OFF THE HERSEYS ?? ya say  ya aint a  FAG ? then why do ya dress in DRAG and does it says 'GAY' ON YA JERSEYS ?? only when y step on da 'scales' can ya CLAIM YA 'GREAT' , damn , like a  'pretend leper' ya 'LAME YA FAKE', nigga , go on a diet to TAME YA WEIGHT , and get away from me 'fatman' , this a PLAIN MISTAKE , , don't stand so close nigga ..what ya think my NAME IS 'JAKE' ?? his dome so big , watch his HEAD BE WHACKED BY SNIPERS !!..leave this fag DEAD , HE SACKED N LIFELESS ! his bars so 'shit' they come 'READY PACKED IN DAIPERS !' . ya think this TARD BE AT HIS BEST ?  naa , he can HARDLY BEAT DA REST let alone someone who will give this fag a CARDIAC ARREST ! he scared , cant HANDLE FEAR ,cos this MANS ALL QUEER , that's why when he close to male 'medics' they shout  STAND ALL CLEAR !  damn , now wonder ya FAIL VERSES when ya dream of MALE NURSES ! fuck da closet , come OUTTA DA LOCKER cos dude, I am WAY BORED , I just OUTTED A FOCKER  for being a GAYLORD ...lol .. and this fool ? HE HOPELESS ! he just  one of THESE CHOKERS ..aint being PRECOSiOUS , but didn't ya just say ya bars are ATROCIOUS ?  bitch ,if ya don't like my spittin THEN PAUSE DA FLOW , ya say ya not on my level ? thats cos ya TEN FLOORS BELOW ! damn nigga I'm a one shot killer , ya know I got DAT DEAD EYE , but you wid a lightsaber ? fag , I never seen a FAT JEDI .. yo da (yoda) one dat gonna be THAT DEAD GUY ! win ? that LIES FAST EXPOSING ! boooom , that aint a nuke , its just da GUYS ASS EXPLODING ! and ya SAY YOUR NO FAG ? then why ya centrefold in that GAY PORNO MAG ?? damn , ya fat ass took up an ENTIRE FOUR PAGES , turned to da dark side when he spreads his ass wide and sucks the EMPIRE FOR WAGES , and ya bars are like a retired dragon ...ya not SENT FIRE FOR AGES !! spend ya time SAT IN CHEAP TRAILERS ,so why ya keep on RAPPIN THESE FAILURES when ya fat ass is a target for JAPANESE WHALERS ?? damnn , can see ya EYES ARE ALL POPPIN and ya THIGHS ARE ALL FLOPPIN ..when ya chat about 'fourty fives' ya just mean the SIZE OF YA COFFIN , fucker quit them FRIES THAT YA SCOFFIN , I kill cunts ever shape and size , not just fat GUYS DAT I DROPPIN !! ya say ya gonna school me in bars but how MANY DID HE TEACH ME ? just gives me da chance to 'caesar' (seize a ) oppurtinity to finish da fat ma wid VENI VIDI VICI !!
#suckonthatfatman

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Battle started: January 31^st 2015 at 02:56
Challenger joined: January 31^st 2015 at 04:16

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2015-01-31 04:16:53).

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COFFIN DODGER	expos jake and the fatman was a tv series // Gaylord focker was a male nurse in the fockers films / veni vidi vici , Julius Caesar quote meanin ' I came , I saw , I conquered / Comment Only Posted on: 2015-01-30 23:30:09
Akaap <Don> Basic Member	Took me forever to read this, but good drops my winner just stayed consistent throughout the whole verse Voted: FatMan Jersey / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-01-31 04:24:04
Thaa MaCc Era <fit4thetop>	Neither verse was OUTSTANDING but The winner here had It Outta The Opener. Entire verse was Better. Punches and delivery was Solid. Good Longggg Drop Fellaz! Voted: FatMan Jersey / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-01-31 10:20:30
Bnas <MvH>	Dope spar both had lines but one executed them better, the fair is tossed fellas no hate Voted: FatMan Jersey / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-01-31 14:35:37
Rhifle	Generous rates for being 32 lines. One was just all around better. Voted: FatMan Jersey / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-02-02 08:12:59
J u s T C <Nood> Who Got Beef Winner	Both of you were all over the place it's just 1 actually tried to throw punches while the other was too matter of fact while his capping was all over the place. I'm not really into capping rhymes but it's the L.B way so if you're going to do it you've got to do it right. Not a great battle. This was a guy who's just figured out how to rhyme words vs someone who's progressed to learning how to form punches. 2 guys at different stages, both with a lot to learn. Voted: FatMan Jersey / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-02-02 11:02:06
Proctologist <Agent>	good battle i see you jersey~ let me take care of him for you. Comment Only Posted on: 2015-02-02 11:03:02
Bnas <MvH>	Lmao @ Procto Voted: FatMan Jersey / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2015-02-02 23:03:00


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