COFFIN DODGER vs Proctologist - Text Rap Battle - Battle Rap and Rap Battles at LetsBeef.com

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Length: 8 Lines

COFFIN DODGER (67%) WINNER

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Bristol, England, United Kingdom

Proctologist (33%)

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: ~Ambidextrous Assassin Agency~

Reppin: Lowell, Massachusetts, United States

COFFIN DODGER

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ha ! I see ya step up 'HOPIN FOR ANOTHER WIN ' , but I will leave ya with 'Split Teeth '- truth is ya couldn't 'Spit beef' if you was 'CHOKIN ON A BURGER KING !! '  // damn faggot , ya shoulda 'FUCKING TRIED WOMEN ' - but the only 'Chick' this fags 'STUCK HIS DICK IN ' is when he fucked a' 'TUCKY FRIED CHICKEN !!' // sat at his laptop he 'SITS BACK AND TRIES' to compose his ' SHIT RAPS N RYHMES' , then realizes he 'SPITS 'WHACK' AND CRIES !!!' - so stop all ya 'Bitchin ' and get back to ya rank ol 'kitchen' with ya 'SICK BAGS N FLIES  '-  this mofo just got served up like a 'BIG MAC AND FRIES '

Proctologist

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i'll Snip the film off your bullshit TAPE your Tongues Missing and lungs been MISPLACED withot a TRACE i'll leave your bodyparts scattered on the Highway to pick up for the INMATES! now more than your memory ERASED like ten second Tom in 50 first DATES while i layback lampin taking a vacation like Chevy CHASE your wack like Jason X in SPACE and got more gay scripts then writers from WILL and GRACE i'll punch your crippled Mother in her fucken NECKBRACE! your whole Lame CREWS FAKE i'll grab u by the throat and choke untill your brains leak from your earlobes like COLGATE TOOTHPASTE in hell im Satans ROOMMATE

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Battle started: August 1^st 2014 at 14:58
Challenger joined: August 1^st 2014 at 17:14

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2014-08-01 17:14:42).

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COFFIN DODGER	jus givin y'all food for thought lol Comment Only Posted on: 2014-08-01 15:08:09
COFFIN DODGER	wow , I went away , dropped an 8 in another battle , come back and find nobody still took this lol ? Comment Only Posted on: 2014-08-01 16:35:33
Shodan <BLaM> One Bar Champion Fair Voters Club	I'm just sitting around sniping so I can get into the GC. I don't feel like bothering to write something better than this right now, so I won't accept. Most of us feel the same way. Our apologies. Comment Only Posted on: 2014-08-01 16:42:51
COFFIN DODGER	lol yeah I just sniped d recognize - and u sure u can write something better lmao ?? jk , send me and 8 sometime and we will see :) Comment Only Posted on: 2014-08-01 16:49:43
COFFIN DODGER	lol I got another 8 for ya proct , someone beat me to it when I was doin a reply to that 16 ya dropped - will send it to you anyways :) Comment Only Posted on: 2014-08-01 17:25:57
Proctologist <Agent>	no doubt Comment Only Posted on: 2014-08-01 19:07:45
JayImmortal <MvH>	Do I see some inspiration for fast-food concepts from me in this? :P Anyway, dude's got a concept going and stuck through with it. Flow was easy to catch, multis were there and overall it was a dope verse. My loser had almost no multies to speak of, but tons of single-syllable rhymes which ain't hard to do. Tons of pop culture references and nothing really outstanding as far as anything else goes. That said, my winner gets this for his comedic value and flourishing he used to make his punches land harder. Fair's in. Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Proctologist Posted on: 2014-08-02 12:41:33
COFFIN DODGER	lol I had the burger king line in my head for a while , but u gave me a prod lmao :) Comment Only Posted on: 2014-08-02 14:06:59
Proctologist <Agent>	are you reading the same battle? lol Comment Only Posted on: 2014-08-02 14:21:35
Savage Bangz	Fairs in N locked my winner clearly took this with punches that connected very well Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Proctologist Posted on: 2014-08-04 23:59:34
Blunt Rapper	whooo. goodstuff winner. Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Proctologist Posted on: 2014-08-06 01:38:44


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