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Length: 64 Lines

Arakari (100%) WINNER

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Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Danjer DRoss (0%)

Basic Member

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Reppin: Napoli, Campania, Italy

Arakari

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I'm writing this dude off like A-B-C, then what comes next when HE HATES ME? I TAKE THIS G, and BREAK HIS D, and skewer him on a fork, call that DINE-N-EAT. (Damn) THAT NEAT, I'll CLEAN THIS GEEK with 'Logikk' like STREETS. [Street Logic] I microwave babies, I'll shove your WIFE IN A CAN, pull out your bladder, put your FLESH IN A PAN. This dude slow like "14 Days", cause he's "too weak" to me. [2 week = 14 days] WOW!!... Hot bars like 'your DOME', but I ain't have a HEAT-STROKE. One draw of MY CHROME, will make him DEEPTHROAT. This fag likes it GAY, he's a faggot FOR PAY, so when I put my dick in his ear, it's not "FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD" (dick in ear), in his mouth; like "FUCK WHAT YOU SAY." Rambo going off like cuttin' the HEAD OFF THA 'SNAKE'. "Triple 6" in the crew, goes 32-AND-8! Your crew is IRRELEVANT, you really can't be BETTER THAN, this new contenders' MEDICINE, is making me into a CELEBRANT. When I desolate your ELEMENTS, it's like EMINENT EVIDENCE. I collect all the DNA files like a PRESIDENTS' SPECIALIST. This dude is lacking ENDOCRINE, like the EAGLE-AMERICAN, so from the perspective of a MILITANT METHODIST, this guy shows HESITANT NEGLIGENCE. (BOOM!) Headshot to ya BODY, leave him crippled like SMACK WIT A SHOTTY. I got "HORROH" bars too! (Shotty Horroh) I'm "ON THE BORDER", with no LAW AND ORDER, you're GOING FORWARD SLOWER, cause I'm MultiVille: like SERGEANT SLAUGHTER. You had some "good lines", but YOU SNORTED THEM ALL. Me winning a "64"? Without Mario INVOLVED.  [Mario 64] Slice ya head sideways, so you can see life from A NEW ANGLE, just before your life's over, Oh, I FORGOT TO STRANGLE. The life leave you quick, like a WITNESS TO A RAPE, yeah, "TAKING THE L" on this like you're TAKING A TRAIN!! [Taking the L = Boarding a Train] I never do battles much cause these MC's are TOO BASIC, they're never GONNA MAKE IT, so they LIVE IN THEIR BASEMENT. Fuck a 'Doubletime', I FLIP IT INTO TRIPLE, this is SIMPLE, like PICKING ON A CRIPPLE. Lyrical MASTER, Spinal-Tap FASTER, like 'Juggernog' ZAPPERS, your health is SAPPED FASTER. Ain't nobody BADDER, than DEFF-MO THE MAD HATTER. [Avvy pic, G-Mo Skee = Mad Hatter] It's tragic fam, that I ended YOUR LIFE, then I frame you for millions, like SID VICIOUS' WIFE. She FELL ON THE KNIFE, oh wasn't that OBVIOUS!? This text is easier than 'hitting' a MAFIA'S BUSINESSMAN. So many times I even ask myself WHY, like can I TRY TO FRY THIS GUY? Can I even DENY this guy? You got skill. WHERE IS IT AT? I haven't SEEN IT. I'm BOUND TO ATTACK, then I ORBIT VENUS. So...What does Orbiting gotta' do with BATTLES YOU ASK? I bring this Rap-game medieval, like I'm swinging A LYRICAL BATTLE-AXE. You RECYCLE RAP, like a "GARBAGEMAN", I RECYCLE FACTS, like the "BOOK OF KORAN." DAMN! These bars enough TO MELT YA FACE, "Plastic Surgery Disasters" like Jello Biafra IN LACE. [Just Google "Dead Kennedys" Members...] Ya'll novices and wannabes when YOU ON LETSBEEF. You want to "Let's Beef", I will END THIS GEEK. His punches get thrown like AN ARMLESS BOXER. Your style is literally "CHOPPY", not like "WORLDWIDE CHOPPERS". You rapping at A MONSTER MC, I'm a CANNIBAL'S ENVY. You could take so many bites, but that SHIT DON'T AFFECT ME. I'll serve you up like a dish of HAM N GREEN EGGS. You shout to me "SAM I AM." I say "Nah, FAM YOU GAY." [Dr. Seuss Rhymes off Tha Dome...] Katana Blades slice like the SLAPCHOP. This dude's face fall apart, like a RAG MOP. His hair 'SPLIT' on so many ENDS, that he end UP DEAD, like J.F. KENNEDY, MAN! I'll hit him with BALLISTIC, 'Fry Him' like some FISH STICKS, give em A LITTLE BUSINESS, I'm "WINNING THIS" like GUINNESS. So WITNESS THIS VISION, cause I'm WRITING THESE LYRICS, I'll body his MISTRESS, and PISS ON HIS LIPSTICK. This 'bitch sucks', ALL-HOMO INVOLVED. His Genetic "makeup" disappear faster than a PROBLEM "IS-SOLVED". I'm DEFF the realest MC, You're "DEFF" [Death] is what we THEN SEE, when I 10-SPEED this ZEN GEEK, he'll "Curl up" like ARBYS. [Arbys' has Curly French Fries...] MultiVille Horror cause we're the bEST WITH THE MULTIS, your FLOW JUST INSULTS ME, in fact they're just FAULTY. Most of your rhymes are JUST BULKY, and they taste REAL SALTY, so you best get back in "The Lake" like CAPTAIN MORGAN. I'm done dissing this dude: He'll be CRYING IN THE MORNIN'. I hope your daughter gets' an ABORTION and throws a PORTION of the DISTORTION on the GEORGE FORMAN. Damn, you can call that baby a FIREMAN [Cause it's on fire...a baby is a man...FIREMAN] HM05, the baby lights UP AGAIN. [HM05 = Flash = Pokemon] When I string this dude up, I'll LEAVE HIM FOR DA COPS. The cops beat his ass, and they BEAT HIM ALOT. David and Goliath? I'm a MYTHICAL FIGURE, I'm the Biblical LEADER, and the LYRICAL TEACHER. This kid's JUST A QUEER, "In Headlights" LIKE DEER, and his posteRIOR is "OH DEAR", cause he's an OVERWEIGHT WEINER. I'm a Necrophile, I'll make your grandma's TOMB ROCK, and come out the morgue smelling like DEAD TWAT. I'm the Filthiest MC the world has KNOWN. Diss against "DEFF", and you'll NEVER COME HOME. #MvH, let's go. BLEED MVH ALL DAY BABY!      [DEFF]

Danjer DRoss

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MEND a FREINDSHIP an' OLD FRIEND, bout' to get stuck in QUICK SAND, the FIXED SCAM, to breathe he'll need VIC's Rub, cause GODDAMN I never seen a mother fucker get suplexed like "VAN DAM", a BODY SLAM Pimp-Smacked with the RIGHT HAND an X-Ray to Show *DAM - Age* my DAMN AGE is makin me RAGE on M.V.H but NO HATE - I'm just an easy motherfucker to IRRITATE I get IRATE when People can't type shit but FIRE 'AWAY like a FIRIN' RANGE // I'm IN RANGE to get DE-RANGED like an ARMY RANGER, come on where you think I got that nick name "DANJER"? You can spell it with a "G" but it won't BE LOUD DUDE! I use a "J" and look I GAINED SENTIMENTAL VALUE - My styles BLUE like Eric Clapton, "a CLUE" I'm an old Head with a Fender on a Bender for HEALTH FOOD, I'll take your THIRTY TWO and turn it into a HEALTH ROOM, need to evaluate YOURSEF because YA' WEIGHT NEEDS SOME HELP "Doomed" - What is your blood pressure? Like FIFTEEN over TWELVE? I'm not talkin about your AGE PREFERENCE, I'm talkin' bout that LEFT VENTRICAL PAL', it's gonna GIVE OUT before you hit 30 YEARS OLD, I'm 31 and STILL BUFF and yeah I CARRY A GUN - Where did THAT COME FROM? I just thought I'd let you know...**YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? THEN GO TO THE FORUM AND CHECK THE POSTS** Shit I could be M.v.H but I'd rather SAVEMONEY, and get a battle goin' "BABY HONEY" it's EASTER bring out that LITTLE BUNNY! I'll throw a little MONEY inside of the EGG so I don't have to sit around and list-en to ya beg "Please Danjer, OH GOD, I need money for DOPE" - Here's a Hundred Pennies FAGGOT - "ENJOY THAT SMOKE" That TOKE like a Tight ROPE walkin' like he FLOATS he can't Balance his Checks but he can Balance them TOES! Go YO!! Uh-Oh! He just hit the "Flo'" Not a freestyle you dumbass, I mean he fucked up the SHOW! Let this WHITE BOY GLOW in this FLOW and get a little MO' fucked up on this "Coffee Break" time for another MUNCH BRO'! I don't take "Bites" like some cause I aint Plaigiaristic - just call me MYSTIC and LISTEN when I straight drop a FOUL LIKE A MISSED-HIT, a MISFIT but FITTED to be "ALEADY AQUITTED" Don't need the Glove to "NOT BE FITTIN'' I did that shit and LEFT PRINTS IN! But the OVER-TURNED CONVICTION was due to some "Jury INFLICTION" the Definition of a true getaway is DANJERS RENDITION - Just REMINICIN' but not WISHIN about how to give you an INSULT! I love ya DEFF but you must be DEAF cause you can't hear a beat if you BEAT OFF! Fuckin' FAGGOT EMO GOTH, go back to your CORNER! Before you hang yourself, just let me call up the CORONER! Get Jason BOURNE' OR I could let you DO IT YOURSELF, call me "D.I.Y" when I TIE YOU UP WITH A BELT - What do you prefere-ya-mutha-fucka is it HEAVEN OR HELL? You won't go to either one ya-fucken-faggot cause I JUST BOMBED THEM WITH SHELLS // So now you can call me GOD NOW or I can wait to get DOG PLOWED like K-POW on a cartoon but you just got FUCKED...WOW!! OH HOW? "Danjer, come on man take it EASY" ...I WOULD BITCH IF YOU WEREN'T SO FUCKIN' SLEAZY - So damn GREASY and EASY just like ya mom when she's QUEASY - Where do you think she get's them ache's from "She swallowed my Jeezy" Yeah that line was CHEEZY - But like I give a fuck. YOU GOT A BITCH IN YOUR CREW that's really PRESSIN' HER LUCK - Let's go on about that for a moment...WAIT STOP..."NH SKEE" --- Haha, oops "NAME DROP" get BANG-with-a-COCK in BANGKOK get robbed with a STAGE PROP, and GET ROCKED like this H-BIN to the BOTTOM DOCK - Tell that bitch GET OFF MY COCK and just give me the ASS! No hate towards MvH - But be Serious, is THAT BITCH FUCKIN' "Bnas"? - I'm as MEAN AS, a dog that's been chained up for a MONTH but I'll CHAIN SAW that NH SKEE upper-CUT FROM HER CUNT! // So DEFF let's get back to you, I need to hit BARS "THANK GOD ANOTHER XANAX" - This little thing of ours - I'm on the 48th milligram so just a few more to COMATOSE! Oh shit, I did more and DIED OF AN OVERDOSE - come back to LIFE and laugh at the fact that I'M A FUCKIN JOKE - Not a loser, a COMEDIAN TO JUST MAKE YOU CHOKE // If this was "Face to Face" You'd laugh don't lie, cause I'm fuckin' FUNNY! You can't even say my jokes to make it "TICKLE YOUR TUMMY" like some RUM when RUNNING, just puke it all AWAY, call me DIRTY HAIR PUNK AND MAKE MY FUCKIN DAY! - I support marrige I'm MARRIED - But I didn't know your WEDDING WOULD BE GAY!! Now it's a Husband and a Husband with a Besssst MAN "All the WAY" - I hope by the time I finish this no one fuckin' RESPONDS, I swear to GOD I'll track em down and put their BODY IN THE POND! And if this goes to private I'm commin' like JAMES BOND - I'll get the silencer and then say "fuck puttin it ON" I got a few bars left and I'm goin' off like I skipped BOND and ran from the court with a lawyer to get me "off" when I flipped a CON! - You better LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY, but just don't COPY WHAT I DO - Everything I wrote was just SOME ADVICE FOR YOU - If you think I'm WACK, then I'LL ROAST YOU LIKE BARBEQUE, hit that CUE BALL like TOO TALL and stick to my fuckin' ROOTS! My LAST BAR, in THE CAR, goin FAST - PAUL WALK-ARR!(er) only difference is I survived without BURN SCARS! - hahaha SAVEMONEY!

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Battle started: April 7^th 2014 at 19:59
Challenger joined: April 8^th 2014 at 13:51

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2014-04-08 13:51:48).

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Danjer DRoss Basic Member	I'm on this in a bit...I have an hour before my lunchbreak...But I will take it AND take Tony (but tony is my crew) but everyone's pussies to take 64 lines...Fuck it, I'll drop 240 lines. =D Good drop, lol...wack (in a good way) but I'm on it!!! $.0.$ Comment Only Posted on: 2014-04-08 09:56:00
Baphomet Basic Member	I was going to get at this but only got 20 bars in before getting bored.. Comment Only Posted on: 2014-04-08 10:11:03
Danjer DRoss Basic Member	Told ya I'f fuck wit it!!! =D ---- MULTIVILLE HORROR vs SAVEMONEY Comment Only Posted on: 2014-04-08 13:52:47
Marz Da Gunna Exclusive Member	close close not the outcome I expected > basing this battle just on this battle alone fair vote no hate. Voted: Arakari / Danjer DRoss Posted on: 2014-04-10 19:21:48
Proctologist <Agent>	Dam I read both I liked going to reread to make final decision~ Comment Only Posted on: 2014-04-10 23:25:50
Danjer DRoss Basic Member	@Proc - Thank you very much man...I know DEFF will appriciate that to, because even thow we were both (more than obvious) clownin' round (not elevating, lol) in this battle, it still took a LOT of work and effort to write stuff that still made sense. Thanks again (and Thanks on behalf of DEFF) Comment Only Posted on: 2014-04-11 07:37:53
Arakari Basic Member	Danjer, my dude. Stop complimenting me, your bad and will never be good. Lol, I'm messin with ya. You threw punches-galore in that 64, lol. Very well-rounded, "artfully crafted" like that beer. LOL, nice job tho fam. -MvH - SaveMoney- Comment Only Posted on: 2014-04-11 07:51:35
Danjer DRoss Basic Member	When I said "Is that bitch fuckin' Bnas" I ment FUCKING him...Not "is that Bnas" hahaha, just re-read and don't want Bnas thinkin' I dissed HIM. Comment Only Posted on: 2014-04-11 11:37:33
Diznnit Basic Member	k Voted: Arakari / Danjer DRoss Posted on: 2014-04-11 19:17:46
jay-trill Basic Member	not bad Voted: Arakari / Danjer DRoss Posted on: 2014-04-12 04:35:46
Danjer DRoss Basic Member	omg, you ruined me getting a flame you fucking fag...lol Comment Only Posted on: 2014-04-12 14:20:15
Arakari Basic Member	Um....K? Comment Only Posted on: 2014-04-12 16:39:46


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