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Length: 64 Lines

Danjer DRoss (0%)

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Napoli, Campania, Italy

Cosmonaut (100%) WINNER

Exclusive Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: ~Ambidextrous Assassin Agency~

Reppin: Vidor, Texas, United States

Danjer DRoss

Call me King of the Hill, before you write that WILL I'll survive any comeback call me "BEAR GRYLLS" I know how an orange feels, 'cause I trip you like BANANA PEELS, Call me a hotwheel cause I fought for REAL, a true Soldier FRONTLINES and spendin' Afghan Bills. Go ahead and say whatever you CAN cause I bet it was stolen worse than FARHADS FAM - Sleeper in the SAND, Like a Navy Seal I'm here to FIGHT - Come back with any twist like a "Manhattan" lemon, take a drink and say "that rap was tight" - Who's alive tonight? It must not be you, cause I've been waitin for VETS to STEP A STEP like 7 Cases when he's always Down to REP. No disses here, just straight up launchin MISSLES - Can't think of a punchline to go with that line so I'll just say FUCK DIFFICULT. I'll rip up any CULT- ture (culture) like Randy Couture, with a lung puncture after a rib break to the side of the body, this shit'ill reach out and HURTCHA' - You better hit that CHURCH bru' and pray to God while you're bleedin - forget the needs and go back to needles get addicted like BOTOX "Steven Segul" -I'm a PITBULL, bitch you just a BEAGLE, I could be a WEENIE-DOG and still bite your style if it's even READABLE. Now take this advice it's NEEDABLE - When you're down and out this quick key's UNBEATABLE - Just pass the belt and give me the title before you "Catch this Predator" shit. "Take a seat yo" I'll take a 15 year old, bring condoms and some Vodka, before I end this random rant I'll appoligze for sister PREGNANT, I'm just too "Seed-a-ble" Stick a BEEF in her, corndog but without the STICK, I'll appologize just one last time I didn't know that was your mom up on this DICK. I'm sick and twisted, more than JOHN WAYNE "GAY" SEE? (Gacy) the only difference between him and me is he got caught BITCH YOU COULDN'T TRACE ME! - I duck CSI like I was a dead case without a CASING, you couldn't find the line if You coked up first and FREEBASED me. This is the part where I start to fall off, like GOLF you think you got a line then you straight hit the BALL OFF - Into the water, the same place you'll get found, no sound with no bounds just looks like you JUST DROWN'D. You might HEAR a CLICK but that's just me Cockin' with my GLOCK OUT when I get those 9's out and POPPIN. Like Mary Poppin's you couldn't float on that Umbrella, more like RHIANNA, just stay UNDERNEATH IT FELLA' - Like OLD YELLA' get 12 gauged from bein' BAD DAWG (a bad dog) It's simple to kill a pig, that's why I flip HOGS, role LOGS and write BLOGS about my aftermath's, - the Algerbra's to hard so I just stick to SIMPLE MATH - The wrath is not needed when you got powers like ME so it's better if to not ENTER when you SEE that name "Danjer D" to the Quick Key to Quick Stop to get ON or Get OFF I can take 8 bars and turn 'em into 64, don't need to GIVE A THOUGHT - Just type straight, unlike that GAY shit you'll come back with, repetitive debted forget it, you'll just embed it - You shoulda' done a VIDEO BATTLE or gone UNRANKED, but either way you'd get SPANKED like a 5 year old fat kid stealin' CHOCOLATE CAKE - I don't get baked, I just do the BAKIN' like shake and bake but leave "Michael J Fox" to the SHAKIN - I bet you ain't even read half this shit I'm throwin out right now, so just write what you think you wish you could, but before you hit ACCEPT you better think "HOW" - Shit Whiteboy got you beat, call me the CHEESE on the "CRACKER" - You could be talkin' shit, I'll get you WACKED before I SMACK YA' - I'm on FOURTY FOUR LINES and I got TWENTY MORE TO GO - I'll still flow, like I FLY LOW, I'm off the RADAR call me a "RAP-THO" (Raptor/Stealh Helo) so it's a WRAPPED flow, I'll include it with a nick-nacked BOW - Then throw an ARROW like a FAROH, bitch BUILD A PYRIMID in this HUMID AIRFLOW - Got me fucked up SO - Much I could buy the whole GUN SHOW - You wan't tickets, let me FLEX FIRST this ain't no underage entrance SHOW - I'm gonna let you know, sonner or later, I bite like an alligator but don't STEAL like a FarHad hater - Just tell me "See you later" You'd be better that way - How I'm I suppose to battle a GAY PARADE one FATHERS DAY. But it's the "NEW AGE" Don't be Embarressed just EMBRACE - And FACE to FACE you gotta FACE THE FACTS that you GOT TWO DADS the SAME DAY - My fingers gettin' NUMB, typin too much shit that's DUMB, But I'll be a CREDIT, like a typo from REDDIT, that you never READ-IT so be forever in DEBT WITH, the DEATHWISH that has been bestowed like a CURSED BITCH a VERSED (drugged) WITCH wishin' that she COULD REVERSE THIS, these CURSES got you LOST without VERSES - Don't step up to a GOLDEN PLATE witha  BRONZE SPOON when you can't BURST THIS. My bubbles always popped, so you can't take nothin' more - I'll just take my luck with the SAME BLONDE WHORE (sorry bou't your mom) I can't take that shit anymore! I gotta end this BEEF, it's been goin on WAY TO LONG - so when you CAN'T RESPOND just remember this BOMB and sing ALONG to the tune of this MOTHER FUCKIN SONG!##### #Danjer - Quick Key - NO THINKING - JUST TYPING- Get some#

Cosmonaut

The eclectic psycholinguistic complacent Magus Pagan; you battle n beef like some docile cattle get on my level--Ima bevel this square, you aint rhymin from the right angle, a direct descendant of the devil, givin you infinite lyrical scars with bars from the genes of the Morning Star, hittin ya with incantations straight from Satan leave you in a pretzel; You know somethin? like a secret, to yourself you better keep it; Im from Hell like Rob Zombie, the Creeper Reaper rollin with fiends and demons; high off that dope made with ether and smokin on cigarillo filled with cheeba, consider me the Cream Heathen better believe it, no I aint jokin neither, catch you thievin or gumbumpin, this life youll be leavin, safe to assume thisll be your last evenin, no one grievin; thats the main reason why I always keep a heater, sometimes we get cold, frigid like a freezer, if you squeal the steel get clappin cause we cant stand rats bein squeakers; when you get hit you gonna be bleedin, and you wont stop leakin till your lungs stop breathing and your heart stop beatin, no doubt itll make you a believer gettin smoked like some reefer, all you had to do was close your peeper. In the minuscule time frame it takes a flick of the wrist Ill have the knowledge of an Olympian Alchemist--transmute profuse abuse in pursuit to relentlessly execute, decapitate you as if you even had a brain, I might be insane but youre mentally inane on some pop rap shit saying you make it rain all night-youre right, youre fire-less everything transmitted through the celestial wireless break you down molecule by molecule, down to every hair follicle its obvious youre just a fool who didnt stay in school, if I asked you a question youd probably drop your jaw starin at the wall as you drool--if it was mathematical, emphatical, infallible, and malleable -like they are--which means my lyrics can change form as brutal as an earthquake as elusive as a thunderstorm right about now as the sun clears the clouds  and just like the earthquake you can see a crack in your psyche- therefore, the gods will not allow me-to continue-they suggest I should stop spitting lyrics, purely for your sake. The zealous Bar-line Zionist, Luciferian lyrical dope spit whole body ignite like Richard Pryor taking a freebase coke blast off a glass pipe, longneck bottle gulping, rocket thrust propulsion behind the rhyme, verse reverse gravity to send you back to The Land Before Time; MC w/ a grim villainous pseudonym, the venom-lick lyricist, project vivid images on a whim, seeing it all youve still got nothing including the film, rhyme like youre sleepy completely fuckin hollow, mentally piercing ya with helical lyrics punk bitch stuck in fetal-mode thats when I force him to swallow, completely crushed his spirit, right about now even youll admit Im lyrically fit when I dragonkin firespit turn you into one giant atom-split, warfare bar madness I either genetically or celestially inhabited, learned from a brain-scan my pineal gland is Wonderland Im talkin The Mad Hatter, the real Alice, and the White Rabbit. Its AmphetaMINE, try and touch it Im showing you nothin but that witty grit steady bussin I never cater to bitchass haters, I mean thats soft like mashed potatoes, the lyrical law instater leave you comet smashed in a crater; pickin up tiesticks, get gasoline doused, and burned when I light that Indica, stop that wack asslicker bicker...its a ripper...Motherfucker I told you, get on my level you aint with me actin shifty, tryin to be a rebel. Feelin lifty Im critically witty I see you gettin miffy like a sissy Ima snipe you with a .50 take you out like an assassin, So high Im never crashin give you an articulate tounge lashin Im known for slashin and wack rapper skull bashin, you could say its a passion, youre just a faggot thats probably known for fashion; Bars are dirtier than the tray I just ashed in, dirtier than Senate and the Cabinet. By the power invested in me I now pronounce you dead and gone, call it unholy matrimoney. Face it, you aint a rapper youre a marathon fapper, but you rap slowly tryin to cook up some metaphorical guacamole; hands always on your balls, better chance of bein a goalie. Look like youre buggin Ill give you a facelift you racist, leave incapacitated, every hope you ever had has been annihilated, Im happy to be unaffilliated, I aint tryin to debate it Id rather stay unacquainted; Im faded, mentally accelerated, showing you how with this alliterated picture Ive painted; your alleged reasons that Im hated is what makes me creatively invigorated, and like a spaceship, Im lyrically elevated, Im explicitally gifted, this is universally unequivicated; every time you speak you praded, and, like you were sedated, you feinted the moment that shit escalated; cut you open like a patient, sell your organs, leave you mutilated and vacant; you wanna battle youll be obliterated, leave your family decimated; youre brokeback FUCKED, unlubricated; hope you believed in Heaven cause the microphones a deadly weapon, this is Mad Max, Welcome to the ThunderPoem you just stepped in.

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Battle started: March 4^th 2014 at 23:54
Challenger joined: March 6^th 2014 at 03:04

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2014-03-06 03:04:32).

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The Nomad Exclusive Member	lol this will be til tonythetyger come back Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-05 03:34:38
PackNflow Basic Member	dope freestyle, wonder if anyone you called out is gonna step up (def not farhad, looks like he's out of bitten rhymes and is actually usin his own lyrics.... nonetheless they make my ears bleed) Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-05 07:20:46
Danjer DRoss Basic Member	@The Nomad...Damn, didn't think of TonytheTiger...He eats 64's like the PS3. @PacknFlow, thanks man. It was actually a quick key and I was afraid it would be all over the place, after I read it, it had an ok flow...I HAD to call out FarHad though, Bittin' B***.. @7 Cases if you read this, I wasn't insulting you!! Just in case you read wrong. Comment Only** Posted on: 2014-03-05 10:13:46
Danjer DRoss Basic Member	COME ON guys...I quick key'd the shit out of this...I don't even care if I lose with 10-0 votes...I just want a response. (Quick key or not) Don't let this die!!!! =/ Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-05 14:22:58
PackNflow Basic Member	Ill send it after class, im halfway done Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-05 17:42:17
D-TrIx <EmB>	I don't do much text Danjer but i do know a lil bit and i would have to say this was a great drop hands down MvH-Danjer getting it in Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-05 18:04:17
Danjer DRoss Basic Member	@D-trix, thanks bro MvH - I'm on the losing end on 8's but I am going to start dropping 64's at least once a week. Thanks again man. Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-05 18:05:53
Cosmonaut <Agent> Exclusive Member	lmao this is still up, word. If no one gets around to it first I might fuck with it. Props for not dropping 4 bars :D Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-05 20:01:32
Cosmonaut <Agent> Exclusive Member	Just saw the "halfway done" comment. I ain't gonna be a dick lols Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-05 20:02:24
Danjer DRoss Basic Member	Haha PackNFlow has been "half way done" for like 30 hours...That's cheatin' hahaha (noh8) whoever gets it gets it!!! Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-05 20:08:19
Cosmonaut <Agent> Exclusive Member	Damn still up! ...I'll check back in a few, prolly have to do somethin' xD Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-05 22:27:32
PackNflow Basic Member	nooooooooooo Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-05 22:48:47
PackNflow Basic Member	fk it you can have it... Heres just what i had to make a mini battle in this battle lol No ones replied, but Aight son you wanted to TEXT QUICK KEY, well I got 20min lemme end this fast, slice yo CHEST SWIFTLY, You gonna get shot 8 or 9 times but your not the NEXT FIFTY (.50), But keep it hood and still "fix ya frame" like I got the -TEC'S-WITH-ME-, Your gonna be pimp slapped so hard like when K Fed used to SEXT BRITTANY. Mentally BREAK YOU DOWN, aint no "easy pie", cept on your face, your so FAKE YOU CLOWN / Now are my multies making you feel sulky, start bulking, and try some new rhymes to bully me, but the triggers -a-pulley- "see"/ Like my FLOW BET NOT, you gon GO GET SHOT Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-05 22:53:11
Cosmonaut <Agent> Exclusive Member	lol damn now I gotta. xD Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-05 23:41:51
Autograph	shits been up since like, last night. Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-06 00:21:35
Cosmonaut <Agent> Exclusive Member	Looked and had 70 somethin lines, got it down to 65 and someones at the door..but Im so stoned I forgot about ctrl+f deleting 40 apostophes lol Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-06 03:06:42
Cosmonaut <Agent> Exclusive Member	I think they're scared to read the bars Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-06 06:51:00
Danjer DRoss Basic Member	No one read the bars probably. FINALLY SOMEONE RESPONDED> AND IT WAS A GOOD DROP. Good battle. Good luck! Let the votes begin! (By the way this was up since March 3rd at 11pm) Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-06 07:27:14
JuicyR Basic Member	Wow...well this was Hurtful but then again a good read...both were good for a 64 liner but I have a winner who just had better flow and more hitting punches,high rates for the effort kepp it up both...Always A Fair No Hate Voted: Danjer DRoss / Cosmonaut Posted on: 2014-03-06 10:22:16
Danjer DRoss Basic Member	"I'm not a COMMUNIST you can't COMPUTE THIS from From Dovers to Poodles UNPREDICTABLE just to straight BOMBIN' THIS - The factor is a fact - or, Jesus in the RAPTURE, like a RAPTOR (Rap Tour) these motherfuckers just droped SIXTY FOUR" hahaha, love for my opponent. Mad creds for someone droppin'. 64's are a bitch! I complain on 32's...shiiiit Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-06 11:16:24
Cosmonaut <Agent> Exclusive Member	back 'atcha G. one love! Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-06 17:00:15
iLLy Griindz Exclusive Member	MvH ,,good shit guys Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-08 19:19:33
Danjer DRoss Basic Member	@Cosmonaut has a big nutsack though! It is hard to respond to 64's! (it takes so long, and you have to think quick) one love brah! If you are interested after voting is over, we can "re-write" some shit and drop it to some beats I made...I can teach you how to send me your vocals ona beat (raw cut) then I master it...Shit $200usd value for free bro! =) ALSO LOVE FOR MvH!!! REPPIN HARD! Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-08 19:40:31
Cosmonaut <Agent> Exclusive Member	straight up. I'm completely down with that. Appreciate it, just droppin those inner thoughts Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-10 18:57:49
FlowForThought Basic Member	This was a good ass battle fellas! It was hard to vote a winner but after finally finishing reading this I had to go with Cosmonaut. I feel if Danjer responded to a 64 he would kill it and come back herder then the other and I know that's what the winner here did. Lol gb and fv Voted: Danjer DRoss / Cosmonaut Posted on: 2014-03-11 02:23:38
~YuNg~ <SQD>	Mvh. Both came hard as fuck Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-12 14:55:39
Marz Da Gunna Exclusive Member	Sweet battle. Voted: Danjer DRoss / Cosmonaut Posted on: 2014-03-16 10:37:42


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