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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 64 Lines

Rhifle (33%)

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: World

Joel FREDDY (67%) WINNER

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Langley, British Columbia, Canada

Rhifle

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Just my intro will have dis PEASANT SCARED in FACT no need for a WEAPON, PAIR OF GATS
or a bat but watch how 'dis body gets started' like the SECOND PARAGRAPH!
YALL KNOW DIS KID's QUITE 'SOFT ON the INSIDE' like BODILY ORGANS! 
Claiming a chick played "JOCKEY" on YOUR DICK has GOTTA BE 'HORSE SHIT'! 
I'm the 'POOPER SCOOPER' YOU're a "COOTER" in which u were POSSIBLY BORN WITH! 
beLIEVE ME dis fag has NO NUTS and is looking for something 'EASY to OPEN UP to' without 
UNLOCKING A DOOR w/ SOME OFFICE KEYS or PICKS (lockpicks)! 
He is SIMPLY a SHE the only other 'CLIT SHE has SEEN' were from porNOGRAPHY PORTRAITS 
PROBABLY SWARMED w/ some COCKS dat's ENORMOUS! 
The FACT DAT U love men, MAN, DAT OR YER DAT CONFUSED, 
really jus sparks 'the hint' dat yer ANCESTORS WERE FAGGOTS TOO! 
Dont 'raise hell/hail' with me cuz I CAN "WEATHER" YER ATTITUDE! 
Dis BITCH SWINGS AWKWARD. LISTEN "RIHANNA" I'll put u on a DAMN STRETCHER FER ACTIN 'RUDE'! 
If u TALKIN A 'BOUT'.. YER unemployed nigga come get dis DAMN WORK! 
Jus know u BOXIN A POUND FER pound OMINOUS BOUNCER! 
Fuck-a-decision I'm KNOCKIN HIM OUT! CHURCH, give me one-fuckin-minute to DROP HYMN like DOUBTERS! 
I dont usually hit females but you've GOT ME ROUSED! THROW SOME BOWS 
and I bet u 'MISS BAD' w/ yer BITCH SLAPS to my ROCKY BALBOA BLOWS! 
What I 'put on display' is what u 'call "Peanuts"' (copy nuts) without CHARLIE BROWN! OWN THA SHOW? 
I GOT EM DOWN on tha FLOW (floor)! I told you I was the best. U feelin "SALTY" NOW? TOLD YA SO... 
U claim u BANKED UP BODIES. You lyin. STOP DAT SHIT! 
'Cause I swear I'll TAKE YA SHAWTY and not the one u COCK BACK WITH (shotgun, girl)! 
So u 'pushed BACK the "HARE TRIGGER'". False. 
'Cause everyone involved w/ DAT MOTION PICTURE colLAPSED n they're IN DIRT! 
If he went to jail, he'd be the one whose ASSHOLE GETS RIPPED FIRST! 
It's true, cuz the only 'thing he'd BLAST' YO IS speaKERS! 
So WHO DID YA MURDER? U must have thought u killed dat DUDE WHO WAS SURFIN 
the web and GOOGLED YOUR VERSES dat told u how STUPID YA WORDS WERE by USIN A CURSOR 
after dissing him. U should get ya brain checked cuz u LOSIN YA CIRCUITS (computer lango)! 
Yall think dis DUDE'S GOT SKILLS. Yall some GOOF BALLS, WELL, if yall think dis wanna-be TUPAC SELLS
like a FEW COCKTAILS cuz he'll get 'slashed before his character's shown' like an URL
and suffocated by "links" but OOH, NOT ZELda! 
Watch the DUDE DROP, PALE! If yall thought he could overcome dat "Jeopardy", U ALL FAILED! 
My crew's done DAMAGE N POPPED w/ CHROME! PANIC, THEN SHOTS GET THROWN
AT HIS CLIQUES TOPS QUICK SO when I say 'they're going down' it's not 'the HANDS' IN HIS POCKETS FOLKS!
If they STAND WITHIN "HOUR" ZONE DAMMIT WITH GLOCKS SHOWN, 
'their shots wont drop' before their 'time's up'... They'll MANAGE 'the CLOCK' WRONG (sports lango)! 
U cant 'catch dis predator' the way CHRIS HANSEN CAUGHT PEDOPHILES! 
He longs for kids in Neverland. DIS JACKSON'S ON EDGE WHEN I FLOW (Neverland Ranch)! 
I 'drown his sorrows' he needs to CONFESS. DIS GUY's GONE! 
Unless, he feels the urge to step then he can COME TEST DIS PSYCHO! 
U can call me Zangrief with all the FLESH I've enGULFED! 
'Cause my 'Sonic Boom' is lethal, so kid dont MESS with GUILE (Street Fighter characters)! 
I kill em w/ silence... He'll hear a sound, BET DAT DIS PUSSY CRIES WOLF! 
Plus, dis bum wouldnt 'make cake' REPPIN the COOKIE'S RIVAL (cake, money)! 
Look homie I cant be BESTED dont PUSH ME LIKE HULK! 
If u claim yer "sick" yer the most emBARRASSin HOOKY I KNOW! #GotHands

Joel FREDDY

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i read about halfway through then I had enough this piece of crap think he TOUGH?This loser raps on and on about homosexuality like an expert/probably/
He like the rough stuff and he's in a crew called the brother hood dude/whats that smother dudes? some faggy ass crew probably stick they nines in each other dude and i don't mean gun play i mean they gay gay gay/Now listen up homo phobic rant over im not a bigot but i'm a lyricist and you im fixing to get fierce/Take a gander/im a fry you up like the chicken you are/Colonal Sander/ talk tough behind screens  like a key board gangsta keep on with that dream you what curtis  called out you just a RETARD WANKSTA. You like Peyton Manning and I'm the Seahawks i'm slamming ya and gonna rip you apart like a bear did Gold locks. You probably just some queer with a faux hawk and ugly skinny jeans/ me? Imma cold clock and be the winning team. Dun mess with me son I'm a predator/ a veteran/ watch this/i spit lyrics so toxic/ make you shoot your self like a columbine Gothic/pause it/ 
wish we had a beat instead of just text but you probably on your mac in your closet faggot. Im sick of dudes like you who run they mouth cause they in some internet crew/INTERNET CLIQUE / fake like wwe and you probably watching on NETFLIX snitch. 
Pardon me for my vanity G but we got a problem see and somebody needs to call the janitor to clean up the mess when i'm done G cause seriously
reading your sorry raps is bad for my sanity/I flow quickly and richly i'll give some you some of my salary because obviously you living in poverty and depravity 
if you think you gonna battle against a muthafucka like me.
You against me is like Lone Ranger against the Calvary/ what the hell B/ 
You brought a fake indian too/ That's messed up Johhny Depp and Tonto need to go PRONTO! Here i go so so many lyrics in my head watch Joel Freddy Flow 
Imma leave you dead in the river like you pissed off an M.C. 
You the Sons of Anarchy you just a fake ass EMCEE/ me? i string words together SIMPLY making  symphonies/ you'll wind up salutin me/ I'm Kim Jong and you Korea when I'm done with you you'll bleed like you got GONNORHEA
Hear this I come packed with fierce lyrics and i'm stacking the chips cause i gota bid/I'm the truth/ PAUL PIERCE/ you some jacking off fucked up kid 
Battle me and call of bets/ you the celtics and there's no paul pierce 
traded his washed up old ass to Nets/ Brooklyn/Book em this suckas done for
Your rhymes are so convuluted/ this on you/what the fuck is wrong with you you rapping like you drank something polluted 
I forgot to mention one other thing and it's going to cause tension/but here's an education fuck that a history lesson/ Imma cause fatalities and slaughter you like Gettysburg/ you ugly turd
I don't buy all your hoopla and talking as if you some big deal/Im calling you out saying keep it real before I shoot ya/You stupid little pooch yeah go smoke some hookah before I fucking decapitate ya lyrically and cause you to question things spiritually
All your gay talk and description of gay sex makes me think you into shit that's sketchy like you the guy in the prsion they send the fresh meant and you just a cowboy with a Broke back and i'mma battle you text or on a weak as beat from an eight track/ if you got questions i got some answers son and i'll show you how it's done ala Allen IVERSON/ I got some complext word play make em up on the spot like MACGYVER son you write a long beat to try to cause a diverson but I see right through ya. you just a faggot hiding in the closet and now your dead and im the the dude that caused it. Pause it wish we had a beat that'd be so neat and i'm sick of thinking of rhymes while you brag about crimes you never done and you like heroin addict with a bad habit whereas me i'm a rap battller and a scary one at this. 
Get some help cause you probably an alcoholic/ and your rap i disolve it
drink another bottle of listerine oh wait i switch it up with Mr. ClEAN poison see?
You dead and I'm like MARK WAHLBERG Invincible and i win with my syllables
You just a lame duck and nobody gives a fuck if they never hear you rhyme/ good luck and don't make such long text raps and spit against me on the mic you dyke
i didn't even bother capitlizing half of my punches cause when the cats vote they'll see how i ate you for lunch. This shits off the top of my head B you read and worked on your garbage for weeks probably. You wasn't ready for Joel Freddy

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Battle started: February 23^rd 2014 at 00:03
Challenger joined: February 23^rd 2014 at 14:55

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2014-02-23 14:55:41).

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Showtime563 Basic Member	nobody take this Comment Only Posted on: 2014-02-23 01:14:43
COLT Exclusive Member	give me 2 days.... Comment Only Posted on: 2014-02-23 01:41:56
X-Calibur <APOC> The Ambassador	2 days ^^^^ ROFL .... Comment Only Posted on: 2014-02-23 04:19:04
Saxx	Blimey this is long I was tempted to just type one punchline and send but im interested to see the response lol Comment Only Posted on: 2014-02-23 05:19:14
JuicyR Basic Member	G'Luck getin a reply Voted: Rhifle / Joel FREDDY Posted on: 2014-02-23 05:53:08
Joel FREDDY Basic Member	you'll have to read closely i didn't want to take time to capitalize and "" everything. thanks for the battle. it was fun. Comment Only Posted on: 2014-02-23 14:58:24
Joel FREDDY Basic Member	i know ya'll gonna at least give feedback. Comment Only Posted on: 2014-02-23 19:58:29
OldTimer Basic Member	Fv Voted: Rhifle / Joel FREDDY Posted on: 2014-02-23 21:12:15
JuicyR Basic Member	This Was Painful Yo...Fairs In No Hate and dont be doing battles like this coz you wont get many votes but fair play No Hate Voted: Rhifle / Joel FREDDY Posted on: 2014-02-26 10:10:27
farhad1425 Basic Member	fv in.well this was way to long shit..but it was fun.no hate. Voted: Rhifle / Joel FREDDY Posted on: 2014-02-27 13:20:46
Rhifle	FUCKING HATERS!!! Comment Only Posted on: 2014-02-27 21:06:46
Rhifle	LOL. Smh. Mods.. Do nothing about this. Just read it and laugh. Comment Only Posted on: 2014-02-27 21:31:12
J u s T C <Nood> Who Got Beef Winner	Please stop sending me messages about your text battles. Especially when they are 64 liners. I'm an audio guy and I don;t even check audio battles unless I'm asked. I DON'T do text of any form. anything else you need help with on the site feel free to message me but I' NOT going to read 128 lines. Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-01 15:29:05


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