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Length: 64 Lines

Rhifle (100%) WINNER

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Reppin: World

Joel FREDDY (0%)

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Reppin: Langley, British Columbia, Canada

Rhifle

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Go ahead and "RIP"-dis-name but LISTEN LAME! Da only way u could stop it is if u ENDED AGE! If u wanna commit suicide n WISH AWAY EXISTENCE, kay. I'm still spittin-flames IN YA FACE DAT'S FRIGID! Before I grip-a-blade and DISARRAY YA SKIN BITCH!? I'll, Picasso's entities, (pick all souls/soles n titties) off u since-u-aint FIT TUH MAKE A IMAGE! Plus if DA PISTOL SPRAY, YA FINISHED! Yup.. Chiselled, slain, crushed, missin ya limbs, dull brain, hushed lips n DA LITTLE TRAITS YA LIVED WITH! So it's apparent it's ABYSMAL PAIN YA GETTIN! My guns official-CUZ IT'LL AIM YA DIMWIT! U couldnt make ya 'points stick out' through ANIMATED DECIMALS! Which proves ya either new, turd, (neutered) or da AMPUTATED TESTICLES! U cant 'produce! Cum'/Come on! Da real u CANT AMAZE PROFESSIONALS! Dis 'dick wouldnt get hard' even w/ SARA JAY UNDRESSIN EM! He's jus 'a bitch acting as a male' like AMANDA BYNES! And we still wouldnt hear "She's the man BUT DAMN, A DIME!" Naw, cuz she's "a man" like mispronouncing da END OF A PRAYER! I'll tell my team, "Run up n sock her (in Soccer), if da BITCH RUNS UP, TAKE HER!" He thinks dat he GOT "SKILL" but he couldnt even make da cheerleading squad cuz dis bitch couldnt CARTWHEEL! U think dat yer SMART STILL? I'll 'shit on ya top' like I didnt lift up da toilet's lid after consuming a LARGE MEAL! To u I'm a SHARK'S KILL! Think about dat before I put these TOOLS TO YA HARD BRIM n SHOOT THROUGH DA GUARD TIL u OOZE GOO, SOME STARCH - FEEL me - and FRUIT JUICE FROM SCARRED TISSUE! Cuz even Army equipment couldnt stop da NUKE FOOL! BUT NOT MISSILE.. I mean Duke Nuke'm I was jus provin my THOUGHTS TICKLE so when I say 'yer gettin iced' I'll turn u to a POPSICLE! U claim to be a Street Fighter but u lack SHORYUKEN PUNCHES! Sure-u-can-suck-dick. At least dat's what I heard from ya POOR USELESS HUSBAND! U said one time at da mall u SCORED TWO BIG-BUTT CHICKS! Turning on your washer's da only way dat "CHORE" DOIN SOMETHIN! You're jus an imitator with an OBSCURE IDENTITY! I'm da Terminator BOTHERED BY HIS BITCHING! Jackie Chan voice: "I hope ya DAUGHTER DIES WITH DISEASE!" Damn, was dat too harsh?! SORRY, I MEANT HIS NIECE. If they 'clean and legal' I'll FUCK DA TWO FREAKS! I'll be da activity them SLUTS LOVE DOING! I stay w/ straps! If u showed up, u still wouldnt BUST YA UZI! Cuz you're 'a bitch with da hammer' so yer JUS JUDGE JUDY! One-phrase-is-contagious-dumb-gay-prick YA CAN'T SPIT! Some-say-dis-complacent-cum-tastin BUM HATES CLIT! Guy's-dead! Fuck-him! I'm-fed up-with lies-threats plus-shit! SLICED HEADS? Rushed-inside-pest's huts-kid? Try-dat once-n die-dat's WHAT IF! God dat's nothin! Though-for-spars, WELL, SEE, U FAGS SHOULD KNOW it's Brains-over-bars.. HELPS ME TO HAVE EM BOTH! Most bars attack-da-jokes but most jokes, IN FACT, ARE BARS! U have none. Now re-read that THEN LAUGH. HA HA! So, 'ya flows-are-cyclones', well, THOSE FLOWS DO SUCK! If u didnt get dat u obviously dont KNOW TOO MUCH! U wanna be Rey Mysterio to YOKOZUNA! Dont-charge-my-home or 'get more heat put to ya dome' than da OZONE'S ROOF DOES! Hate? I'm SURROUNDED BY IT. MOVE! My loathed WORDS BOUNCE JUST LIKE TITS DO! My WORST YOWL IT MIGHT CRIPPLE all JERKS FOUND WITH MY QUICK ZOOM! CLICK BOOM! Dont make me EXPLODE IN HERE! 'Add here to da end of my name' dat's where ya BEST SONG IS, QUEER (nowhere)! Even if u did produce it, dat's where it's GOIN, CLEAR (nowhere)? If you're on a stage then NO ONE'S NEAR! Y'all say I'm DISSIN MYSELF but I can 'back my own shit up' cuz only BITCHES CRY, "HELP!" Yeah, I banged ya mom, so what? I'M A WHORE. FACE IT! It's time for ya FINAL DURATION ya SPINAL CORD'S BREAKIN BY DA SWORD SWAYIN before u think about ceasing something dat's been around since da DINOSAUR AGES! Nigga, I am God, really. I BRAG N I BOAST! Everything I spit is just ACID HYDRO! 'Wrapping a mummified maggot's da one way you're RAPPIN FLY HO! You are da type dat an ASSASSIN STRIKES CLOSE! My ass-is-furious cuz u think dat YER BAD N EERIE SLICK? I'm an Archaeopteryx (look it up) from da JURASSIC PERIOD dat'll send shots from a desert "eagle" TO BASH YOUR PURE TEETH IN! Online Team Deathmatch is da only time YOU'D CLASH FOR YOURS, WEAK BITCH! I 'melt ya bars' like u left ya SNICKERS OUT IN DA SUN TOO LONG! Since ya wife "gossips" I'll GIVE HER "SOUND" DICK TUH 'MUMBLE ON'! Then leave her with an INJURED SCALP IF DA CUNT DO WRONG while yellin, "WHISPER NOW TRICK, YA MUST, BOO, MOAN!" Where's da might in your swing? U dont got EFFECTIVE CRITICAL HITS! I 'preach venerated truths' without RESPECTIN BIBLICAL SCRIPTS! Him guilty of murder? Ha! Watch dis BRIEF MESSAGE END DIS CULPRIT! If-he-states he's bound to TEACH LESSONS *Pause* IT IS BULLSHIT! Anyways, get-me-raged! Semis-blaze plenTY MANE! Kid-behave. Fifs-leave-lames in-the-plains simply-drained! HE CANT mess-with-me! Recklessly, tecs-get-squeezed at LIMBS. BLEED! Rest-in-Peace jealous-geek! Pedigree? Bles'sed-beasts INDEED! So u know I'm KILLIN SO if he steps I'll have sports analysts askin, "Where'd his MINUTES GO?" U cant SCARE DIS CRIMINAL! When it comes to fags, u da RAREST IN DA GLOBE! #FTW

Joel FREDDY

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What the bloody hell was this/ i read like 8 bars and I was like call this a lyricst?
I spit raps off the top of my dome punk/ it's snitches like you that i eat for lunch
Battlin me is like a baby playing yahtzee/watch me i'll teach you some probably
Hit ya so hard it'll be Ray Lewis/ sure you wanna go through with this? 
And when you come too you'll be all whose this? Why would you choose this?
OK I'll spit a lyric and you'll hear it/ my lyrics got spirit, my lyrics are fierce
Come at me is like a midget guarding HAKEEM Olajuwan you know the one
I'll verbalize some shit make this all a bad dream/ your lyrics obscene/ 
i don't wanna mean but you came in my arena call the court house get a supoena
imma mess you up like dirty laundry in a washing machine and you some jeans
My lyrics take you part like automatics/ leave you dazed like a crack addict/
My vocals so sick i'll let em have it and you diss my vocals?  put u in chokehold
your rhymes so old played out crappy like a toilet bowl/ imma tear you up
like the Broncos when the Seahawks crushed em in the super bowl/ had enough
you ain't tough/ you just a little girl playing patty cake/ ricky bobby shake and bake/i assasinate ya lyrically and even offer you a lesson in hip hop/ just stop 
You just a jabroni and you don't even know me/ quote the ROCK/ Dwayne Johson
youre flow is to slow/ you just need to go don't you know that i'm Joel Freddy bro
we can do this all night at least when im not with your mom wait she's a dyke
my lyrics tight/ yours? nobody wants to hear it. Gotta confess/ im actualy impressed/ you showed some balls come out here to battle the like of me
but seriously who the hell you trying to be G? I'll assault you for force with bars
of course/ send your ass on back to mars or whatever planet cause you a chump
bet your names actually Janet and imma keep on ripping you apart/ stop yo heart
Call the EMTS and they'll be like whose he? aspphyixation/ no comin back and
they'll put you six feet under while i keep spittin like the thunder/ no wonder
you actually thought you could rap against me? well lets see i'll just spit freely
You'll be like Cory Matthews and I'll be Mr. Feeny/ Boy meets world kid i'll educate
Just go back to the seventh grade/ my rhymes so sick cause you you levitate
Get yo heads out the clouds i don't rap against clowns what you doin in my town
Recap your whack/ probably think your black but im Shaq and you Steve Nash
Can't post up against me/ i'll blow up and drop forty on you/ you got nothin on me
Basketball reference/ i set the precedent/ you ain't got business you not a resident
Why you even trying to rap son/damn wish i had a gun but lyrically this is fun 
imma chop you up raw like hibachi/ hatchet you ass up like an apache/ watch me
you don't even have a chance to try to stop me/i flowly quickly/ you a dick B
Go on home and let your mom clean your wounds/ imma be done with you soon
I'm tired of this/why'd you even bother with 64 bars of lyrics/ did you read this
it sucked so bad/ i couldn't bear it/ and you had to share this? no one care see/
It's really funny knowing that you on google looking for rhymes like fun and sun
jump and pump/ oh damn son i can see the other scene/ it's obscene/ i feel mean
you looking up rhymeschemes at rhyme.com/ im over here screaming on top ur mom/
i'm really sick of this/ battle with when you got some lyrics/ me? imma purist
you just a tourist and you don't belong here/ Take your sorry ass home ya hear?
This is so silly/you need to go back to school Billy i'm Mad son (Billy Madison) 
to bad nobody taught you to read in class/ this was a fail you don't pass/ i spit fast
you need to stop smoking the grass/ imma carve you up with broken glass
what you tokin you ass? fundamentals/ learn em though it (fun that your mental)

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Battle started: February 17^th 2014 at 12:58
Challenger joined: February 17^th 2014 at 20:04

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2014-02-17 20:04:58).

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Get em Dean lol Posted on: 2014-02-17 18:31:56

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MAN DOWN <SHOTTA> Rookie Champion Tag Team Champion	lmao^ This nigga said five tho Comment Only Posted on: 2014-02-17 15:13:32
futuregoat123 Exclusive Member	I cant wait to see to accepts this Comment Only Posted on: 2014-02-17 16:56:48
Joel FREDDY Basic Member	apologies. i realized i forgot to put Caps on a lot of the rhymes and din't put all my word play in brackets. My bad... still gettin used to this Comment Only Posted on: 2014-02-17 20:25:20
Tab3rkalosis <Agent> Exclusive Member	winner had better all around verse, wordplay and metaphors is what killed it Voted: Rhifle / Joel FREDDY Posted on: 2014-02-17 22:32:08
Joel FREDDY Basic Member	irregardless if i win. want to hear what people think. trying to learn Comment Only Posted on: 2014-02-18 00:08:36
COLT Exclusive Member	winner 1st of all filled the box 2nd caps but lets cut to the chase winner killed it word play was just away i and metaphors from the start to the end was just amazing nice battle one sided thou....fairs in... Voted: Rhifle / Joel FREDDY Posted on: 2014-02-20 12:12:29
Negative1 Exclusive Member	cool! Voted: Rhifle / Joel FREDDY Posted on: 2014-02-22 18:52:49


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