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HandJob Alias (44%)

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Reppin: New Jersey, United States

Evolution (56%) WINNER

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HandJob Alias

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I'm Lets Beef Welcome Wagon; directly when done shelving this melted brain matter slash parental marriage accident, Im expelling at least seventy percent of  every helpless faggot that meddles in telling jib-jabs about excelling at recess level gramatics and eloquent gym class spelling; SHIT! this riffraff settled in; In kids bath meddling; splish-splash diddle-him; kidnap little kids; kids dad really pissed; dispatch every pig; bitch slapped sentencing; Big Mac in ur bed; Big Black Prison Dick- "da duh da DUH DA"-Your butt it's in!//Came in your asshole; prepared rare wit bay-leaves and Tabasco,by Raekwon The Chef in a WHO-TAINT  lab-coat;gays in a raffle;gazin at the tiny-shiny suit that grappled ur glutes back when you used to wrastle/we ain’t talkin suit of Armor; more;COC-tagon corners/my high-kicks, be blinding the way VIKINGS, hide their knight-sticks, buried in the closest next to the the DIE-SON;that’s right bitch it’s still a riot,why don’t you try some; Near triumph;arm-bar lightening quick as I harness my 6-inch thick Stephan Bonner so FORREST inside your LIDDLE bottom I instantly begin BISPBING semen and lava, shot up  as my entire nut-ZAKs CUMMING inside ya unstopping please clear to the side guys there a chance YOU MIKE PIERCE, URIYAH!

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Freestyle when I write this 'cause yes I'm the TOUGHEST DUDE, you're the welcome wagon?.. i been here over half a decade.. who the FUCK ARE YOU? lol/ Why the hell did you have to turn your girl into a DANG LEZ? I wish your mom didn't give up the pussy and instead... well... did exactly what your 'NAME SAYS!'(handjob)/ I'm like Kendrick lamar, swimming.. can you guess what i'm SIPPIN IN THE CUP? You're a BITCH N' YOU'RE A RUNT, i'm 'rapping/wrapping dope'.. no ''DESCRIPTION OF A BLUNT''! , battling me? you're just 'bound to stink' like you're on an ADVENTURE FOR A SKUNK!/  I'm 6'0,200 LBs plus, if you're scared don't MESS W/ ME THEN FAM, you came to ''play'' but is the ''game in you?'' like you're ''STEPHANIE MCMAHON''!!!? ;) // I never ''smile'', if I decided to ''cheeze-its/cheese, it's'' 'cause I get ''CHEDDA'' MORE, i've been 'lyrical' & you're 'below average' .. bitch I already ''MET A FOUR!/METAPHOR''!!!!/ ''Take my bread''? That wouldn't be too WISE, JACK. I'll scream ''feed me more!!'' and forcefully take ''RYE BACK/RYBACK''!/ I'll rape people at funerals cause i FUCK MOURNERS, and your 'broke ass' treats life like a 'little kids grilled cheese' the way you ''CUT CORNERS''!! / lol fuggit, PAYCE

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Battle started: October 18^th 2013 at 16:46
Challenger joined: October 18^th 2013 at 17:17

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2013-10-18 17:17:05).

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HandJob Alias Basic Member	hahaha nice "ill rape people at funerals line" right up my alley..6' 200, your a little overweight by the way, im worried about your diabetes Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-18 17:20:16
Evolution <BowDown>	^ You say that not knowing my muscle or exact height.. i said ''plus'' to show that i'm taller and bigger, I used to bench press a lot .. but i'm worried that your name's handjob lol. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-18 17:23:14
Justo Da G <SMAAACK>	Fv is in Voted: HandJob Alias / Evolution Posted on: 2013-10-18 19:57:29
Bnas <MvH>	Damn Alias beasted ish with crazy multis, other dude nice to but damn man Voted: HandJob Alias / Evolution Posted on: 2013-10-20 10:56:14
Erupt <LoD> 2x Hall of Famer Grand Champion Topical Champion Tag Team Champion	decent from both, handjob i would like to see more hard hittin punches from you, the flow and everthing else is solid, evolution could work on the multis and a lil more creativity aswell, but votes in, not a bad read, both could come harder . pz Voted: HandJob Alias / Evolution Posted on: 2013-10-20 16:18:53
Manhattan <LoD> Grand Champion Concept Champion Tag Team Champion	Ones flow was actually super smooth here he just needs to work on heavy hitting punches. The other was a little choppy in terms of flow but outpunched his opponent here. Both need to up the creativity for next time around but I have my winner. Fairs in low to high Voted: HandJob Alias / Evolution Posted on: 2013-10-21 17:14:08
Evolution <BowDown>	^^ LOL at the first three voters. faggots. dude didn't even have that many multies if any, and if he did, the rhymes were slanted as fuck which would mess up a flow??.. LOL I don't really care really, I know I won even if i ''lost'' on here but I think people need to quit voting retarded. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-12-19 11:43:12


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