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Length: 32 Lines

Proctologist (67%) WINNER

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: ~Ambidextrous Assassin Agency~

Reppin: Lowell, Massachusetts, United States

Tab3rkalosis (33%)

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Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: ~Ambidextrous Assassin Agency~

Reppin: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Proctologist

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Lyrically I got the strength of Hercules I'll HAZE this bitch worst than a iniation to a college fraternity//
And pull a home invasion on u I don't give a fuck if u got BRINKS home security those who commit purgery I put em threw stomach surgery on a respirator like that ps2 game in State of Emergency//
U done fucked up like missin your wifes Anniversary u ain't a rapper u look like Ron burgandy with a mic living at home with your mom purposely keep urging me I'm cold hearted and contagious so I'll freeze your organs and tissue like Cyro surgery your fake your name is a perfect example of Forgery//
So what's the moral of the story?in a battle I bring the gory oratory like esoteric I get derogatory your style is shitty like a suppository your rhymes are rusted your voice is squeaky I'll marinate your vocal cords with WD-40 let me tell u about this one little incident when I came across this cat on letsbeef.com
That was a inconsiderate insignificant berligerant ignorant immigrant claiming letsbeef is his island like Gilligan claiming that u hard come on dog your fucken impotent I fucked your shorty in every position when we were intimate u feel fear like senior citizens u need discipline I'll stomp u with my snowflake timberlands and break your ligiments I'm turning bones to licorice born illagenament far from innocent 
I'm magnificent your FAGnificent saying u ain't feeling me but your biting my words u fucken hypocrite
It ain't no coincidence when I be ripping shit conspicuous burning u like al capones syphilis I thought the mob already told u To stop using the word infamous yea I did some research and checked your birth 
Certificate your last name should be clitoris I have an axe and im shining like jack Nicholson 
I'll shove my hand up your puppet ass and play u like a Ventriloquist//
Proctologist is the most militant and diligent I been doing this since rocking b.u.m. Equipment
And listening to where was heaven from Wu syndicate your raps is more flawed than non guilty verdicts on Zimmerman I'm not talking about that Kotd battler when I say I'm Ubiquitous//

Tab3rkalosis

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You think you "MAGNIFICENT"/ Bitting Canibus/ 
You fucked up check it sucka im "MIC-NIFCENT"/ 
I murder studio booths like your friends that get killed in the street/ 
Your chump change flow aint worth SHIT to Me/ 
I'll hang you by the Mic  Cord/ Hooked to your Vocal Cords/ 
You wanna shove your fucking Hand up my ass Naw B /
 I'd knock a cop out trying to do that/ so get the fuck outta here with that Homo Crap/ Your probably a crack head like the mayor of my City Rob Ford you ass/ but I aint got no drugs up my back side /un like your whore/ 
i'll leave the both of you stretched out like a corpse of a dead boar / 
you would be shot the fuck up from your head to your chest/ 
but her ass would jus be torn up after she gave me head/ 
she might have a baby by me / but she wont be no millionaire/
 but if shes the mother of my children no way you would ever get a fuckin inch near her/ shit you would probably fear her/ in the middle of the night wishing you could be with her/ and thats the end/ fagget i'll back hand you infront of ALL YOUR MANS/ you probably never been in a brawl so who the fuck you kidding/ 
i can tell by how much shit you cant write that you the type to STALL all up in the beginning/ i'll throw you off a fuckin cliff to see how fly you REALLY is/ 
you think you have supporters but no one there to catch your bitch ass fall when you lying stiff/ put a lie detector test on him its the only "hook up" u'll ever have"/ and when we ask you if your wack as fuck "shit" you wont pass / 
we will all laugh/ man I was built to find motherfuckers like you and straight wop your ass like a terminator but i aint a robot from the future/
 im from all fuckin over / present day modern day lyrical dimension splitter/ 
split your head like an axe through your fuckin penis while you wish you can die like "Hitler"/ dam i didnt want my girl to see blood but /when we seen you even she knew i had to kill it/ turn epidermis inside out like a old Halloween Simpson rerun so you can really "feel it"/ your crew run run run your crew run run/ you aint shit/ any posse you belong to would denounce they even remotely know you like nations side by side at war with each other but dont do shit to help one another your a bitch

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Battle started: August 29^th 2013 at 22:59
Challenger joined: August 30^th 2013 at 04:34

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2013-08-30 04:34:38).

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Moments™ Basic Member	Fair Vote in my eyes , this was an okey battle , try to execute more , & add in some metaphors & wordplay , sounds like yous were just trying to rhyme Comment Only Posted on: 2013-08-30 03:34:45
Nephes Exclusive Member	fv Voted: Proctologist / Tab3rkalosis Posted on: 2013-08-30 13:53:09
HIGHpothasis	...a whole lot of fillers and brokens. yall need lots of work fellas. too many bars to come to bland. no h8 fairs as usual. Voted: Proctologist / Tab3rkalosis Posted on: 2013-08-31 16:48:16
Proctologist <Agent>	Appreciate any and all feedback Comment Only Posted on: 2013-08-31 17:12:24
Tony The TYGER Live Battler	both are not bad but gotta get a lil bit more creative behind those bars so fairs in no h8 Voted: Proctologist / Tab3rkalosis Posted on: 2013-09-01 09:27:58
Semi-Psuedo Basic Member	long Voted: Proctologist / Tab3rkalosis Posted on: 2013-09-02 04:25:56
ShotsFired <EVIL>	Quality>Quantity TBH. My winner was smoother here. Voted: Proctologist / Tab3rkalosis Posted on: 2013-09-03 23:02:05


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