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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 64 Lines

Arakari (33%)

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Theodore Grizzly (67%) WINNER

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: Eyes Wide Open

Reppin: Twin Cities, Minnesota, United States

Arakari

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Like Rick Ross, you know I roll it fat and I'm "RAW", homie, and ya ALL KNOW
I'mma break your ankle, but first start off by uppercutting your JAWBONE
You know that I'm good, and I will RIP IT SIR, flow so sick, call me SINISTER
Went to Church on Sunday to talk to tha MINISTER, told him that I sinned 
but it just didn't REGISTER, Cha-Ching. Cash in the REGISTER, now i gotta overload a dose of METAPHORS. You so sickly, go back to eating CAMPHOR
I flow and rip it, got the "Heavy Brass" like METAL DOORS, and when I'm done
with this 64-line, you'll be left on the cold FLOOR, too deaf to be EVER HEARD 
Uh, FUCK IT, what I've COME WITH, you can't even get me by a CUM WIDTH
I fuck ya record label: I'm SUMMONED. Got press, reckon to be FUCKED WITH
I'm about to reach the top of this mothafuckin SUMMIT, before I do that, I'll
probably watch YOU PLUMMET, Ya flow in the 80's, look at ya FUCKIN MULLET
I'm the best on the RAP SCENE, this dude probably saw the word 'Summit" and he doesn't even know what THAT MEANS. GAT CLEANED, VACCINES... ---
You really need a DOCTOR, otherwise you'll be left to ABORT ALL THE COPPER
Cause I got Platinum, Gold, even X-X-L, and what you got? A PRIVATE CELL!
You can't RAP WITH, bitch you NEED A PRACTICE, So get off of the Internet,
Man you better VANISH. I flow sick like I'm cruising on the TITANIC, GIGANTIC
and lemme tell ya what I'VE HANDLED, more guns than you, you a lil MANIC, sweat is coverin ya face, you've GOT TO PANIC, chased by "ANGRY BANDITS"
Yo, I've walked thin lines in life between John Lennon and CHARLES MANSON
 So keep QUIET, use "Assassin" to REMAIN SILENT, like I got DEAD SILENCE
If dis "Yonker" wins, I'm gonna' fuckin RIOT, give your wife the ANGRY PIRATE
She was CRYIN, like a VIOLIN, duct-taped her mouth to show I WAS VIOLENT
She still be TRYING, to stop all the VIOLATIN', I'm so sorry, baby, but I think
I've contracted a BIT OF SATAN, crossed out like a BAD FRAGRANCE, I'll be the
Illest nigga who gave you the PLAGUE OF DAMNATION, all across the NATION
I been rappin "THA TRUTH", I could fuck you through that GAP IN YA TOOTH -
You cant GET WIT ME, Get LISTARINE, and you need to GET  BETTER  FREES 
You cannot afford GOOD DENTISTRY, we're not in CHEMISTRY, no more LSD's
You know it's so T-T-TRAUMATIC, so get some "PROACTIV", iLL Mind PASSAGE
 I STUTTERED (^), but I'll still FUCK YA MOTHER, #Yolo, Soon to get ANOTHER
I lubed up that coochie WIT SOME BUTTER, like I'm a chef from DA SOUTHERN
"HOW ARE YA DOING?" All four WORDS. I left you SERVED, I think I'm PROVIN
This battle is A FUCKING SLAUGHTER. I should leave you kneeling down kuz
your remind me of YOUR DAUGHTER. Uh, Again my flow sick:  I'm Sgt. Horror
You couldn't buy a dime with a fuckin' QUARTER, time to leave this weak ass
bitch UNDERWATER. If I've raped your son, I'll proceed to RAPE YA DAUGHTER
This dude getting murked by DeFF, thinking HE'S BIGGA, Do you see the NERVE OF DIS NIGGA? I bodybag him, TEST IT, now I got a WEAPON, his girl likes my cock, but "for me", HE's GOT THE OBSESSION. Now I've just MURKED THIS G 
See me on a MURDER SPREE, I'm a mad surgeon doing BAD SURGERIES, OCD
His brain's an INSURGENCY, "BUT SIR ITS AN EMERGENCY!" Fuck you, I'm OG
Are you even KIDDING ME? You can't see me LYRICALLY, I've been in every
book kuz I'm written off BIBICALLY, like ACERBICALLY, you've got INFERTILITY 
So every bitch you try to fuck, will say "SUCK YOUR DICK FOR ME, PLEASE" --
After that last battle, I'mma kill him HISTORY. I'm my heightened stance, ya'll
know IM RAPPIN WITH IT. But fuck that, Imma go BACKWARDS WITH IT, SHIT.
U Cant C me even when I do THIS, first "HISTORY" Ill show you "ENGLISH" -
This dude cant MURDER ME, catch him with words, VERBALLY, I'm OVER YE' --
And that shit I just said, I'mma try to TEST THIS. First it was his girl and now his mom GOT THE OBSESSION TO QUESTION. I'm right there, standing when I BODIED HIM, you see his nerve again, I'll BODYSLAM, like those KARATE KIDS
This smell is now off.  I can smell the VIRGIN IN YA. Like Biggie Smalls said, "I'll rip ya AFTER I STICK YA." So, take off your XBOX OWNER, and go get a real BONER, cause I've "Blown Ya" sky high, with these raps, like a LEAFBLOWER
You trying to CONTRADICT ME, I'll leave you hanging from your neck, YA SEE?
Face broke open, he is really HISTORY. Told him off, fast. "FINNA, FINISH ME"
I actually looked back on this line, to see I'm leaving you off, like a UPS SEND. But I should rephrase that, "I'm by the REAR END." So stick your dick on my 64th LINE, at the TIME it seemed like a CRIME to write it, yo "BUTT FUCK IT"
You're in a fantasy LAND, living MAKE PRETEND, with some INVISIBLE FRIENDS

Theodore Grizzly

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Yo Ill give this kid "shots" to the KNEES like im tryna DERAIL SOCCER, you couldnt give Dope VACCINES if you were a YALE DOCTOR, Roll up on your girl in her CAPRIS and DROP HER, Cause my bars "stun" the masses like a POLICE OFFICER//Yo the real DEFINITION is that your WACK KICKING them PREWRITTENS, couldnt tell if your bars were FACT OR FICTION there on TRACK to be BITTEN from some old RAP you wrote cause like Diarhea your CRAP is SICKENED, your getting SERVED so please dont TRIP or at least stop the BITCHING, the only "BIRDS you FLIPPED" were Eggs in your moms KITCHEN, Whose this Kid DISSING hes the wackest from his LITTER talking about the EIGHTIES, Only luxury thing hes Seen was his STRIPPER Mom MERCEDES, You wanna fuck with me you aint fit to Clean my CHALICE im the king like JAY Z, but hey your still ALICE from the BRADY'S, Only weight you push after this is DAISIES, Snoop will prolly PAY ME to REAP you like a BOOKER, cause all your dudes "blow" like a bunch of CHEAP HOOKERS// Your girl i TOOK HER GENITALS cause im finna MOLEST HER, cause you couldnt "blow up" COOKING CHEMICALS under PRESSURE, YES SIR im the FRESHEST you just thirsty like SODA, so dont complain when i take your crew from the back like we were doing YOGA, This is a PUNCHERS DREAM the Way im Smacking these HOES UP, My bars RUPTURE SPLEENS of UNSTRUCTURED TEENS i put holes in your KNEES like CUTS in JEANS, You aint SHIT to ME or the FUCKING SCENE, cause your SUCKING D's like every LADY in your FAMILY//Its like the FIVE O coming to your CHEST ta SPAR, cause you couldnt deal a dope line if you were PABLO ESCABAR, Your girls DOUBLE DECKER is why i Slam it FAR, only thing you "pull" is your PECKER HARD, CHECK your CARDS i left you without a SARGE or a dope thing in the FUCKING CREW, Cause like MENARDS ill put TOOLS to everyone of YOU for a Blunt or TWO..haha how ya'll gonna be KICKING SHIT when half you are ILLITERATE, Im BRUISING RIBS with these PUNCHES, yall DROOLING kids Soaking BIBS and hurting Snoops TITS, cause he hasnt got COOCH in a MONTH, he recycles bars soo much its like hes LOSING his LUNCH, half yall dudes CHOOSING to RUN, Yall touch me and get torched like MOVING The SUN, Def couldnt win a battle against the GROOVES in his GUN, LUBING his mom until she gets LOOSE an im DONE, cause the kids in her CUNT keep EGGING ME ON//This is on some kendrick lamar CONTROL SHIT im calling out all the FAGGY POSER and LADY POSTERS that POST IT, Now defs gonna GET ROASTED and ima stay COASTIN TOASTED, Ill hit your Whole CLIQUE with aks like super SOAKERS cause this wins not in your Cards like a Deck with three JOKERS, I APPEASE your SOLDIERS and FREEZE your SHOULDERS, so please dont SING INSIDE, cause ill leave a RING around your EYES like not using COASTERS, you dont Use your HEAD like BOASTERS, and only gunplay you know is putting BREAD in TOASTERS, Your battling overgrown OGRES cause i have to STOOP down and Take this EIGHT, I gotta SHOOT ROUNDS cause i Havent ATE, I gotta POOP NOW so gimme your PLATE KID, cause i guess your FITTING to Eat my SHIT BITCH, your place is in KITCHENS taking LOADS to the FACE and HOLDING on PLATES, For this battle Snoopy's SCOLDING me For RAPE, cause im LOATHING SOULS from different STATES like STEAK with an open EMBRACE ENCASED without a TRACE of HATE//Yo Def Im the Reason your POROUS Ass is SORE at NIGHT, you used a THESAURUS and couldn't even Spell your NAME RIGHT, This LAME aint BRIGHT so its time to DISCERN HER, Im Battering this DAMES MEMBRANE like TINA TURNER, This is EASY MURDER you should be SAVING FACE, cause jacking off male JURORS is how you "Beat" the CASE, EATING MEAT n SKEET in the STREET is your SAVING GRACE, DEPLETING FLEETS of WANNABE G's is how i KEEP my MONOPOLY, STOPPING ME ha PLEASE, ill fuck your bars UP SO MUCH until my COCK BLEEDS, your lb's MOCKERY you winning is less common then winning the LOTTERY, Your girls ass looks like COTTAGE CHEESE and her face resembles SAUSAGE n BEANS if you look her name up in the GLOSSARY the outcome is YETI resembling SEAN CONNERY, your one big HIPPOCRACY the way you CROWD MEN, your ass has a sign that Says DEMOCRACY cause every ones ALLOWED IN, My PHILOSOPHY is you have no PROUD FRIENDS, We could call you SLOT MACHINE the way you pulling on MEN, you SUCK it and THEN they pull OUT and BUST on your CHIN, you have a LUSTFUL GRIN and your HUNGRY for MORE, cause like GTA after they get LAID they cant help but STRAIGHT PUNCH this WHORES VOCAL CHORDS so she can rap ANYMORE, Ima RAISE UP and SMACK you SORE, just cause you fuck men and have SAME LOVE doesnt make you MACKLEMORE, You bought every Gay pride t that they HAD in STORE, now you cant pay your BILLS cause your gayness ran its COURSE, so your Stuck having INTERCOURSE with your Terminally ILL HORSE, This DILL got SCORCHED on his own fucking PORCH, i hit his 8 with a TORCH like a diesel racing a PORSCHE, Im WAGING WAR what you BRACING FOR, Ill have your mother grabbing her ANKLES or KANKLES till i hit her with LASERS, your raps wouldnt be sharp if you were handling RAZORS/keyed

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Battle started: August 20^th 2013 at 12:15
Challenger joined: August 21^st 2013 at 03:02

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2013-08-21 03:02:03).

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The Dope Man	pfff someones got way too much time on their hands lol Comment Only Posted on: 2013-08-20 13:11:32
Arakari Basic Member	haha, true. Tomorrow, though...shits different. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-08-20 13:36:01
Quincy® <TRILLshit>	yo deff let me respond to this and only if it's ok w/you ill have it done by 4:30 cuz im looking for long battles but i have few time to do shit cuz im in jobcorps so nobody take this battle!!!! Voted: Arakari / Theodore Grizzly Posted on: 2013-08-20 13:59:46
Arakari Basic Member	Sure. Let's hope you get it KIDQ. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-08-20 15:03:27
Snoopy316 <GodOfLyric>	Lol crazy shit. GOL for real Comment Only Posted on: 2013-08-20 15:24:10
Quincy® <TRILLshit>	naw man im sorry cant do 32 but i can do 16 ill send. Voted: Arakari / Theodore Grizzly Posted on: 2013-08-20 20:49:19
AndreSimon Basic Member	is it me alone that finds a 64 sooo hard to do? Comment Only Posted on: 2013-08-20 21:38:07
ET the Refugee <BowDown> Exclusive Member	I see nobody is bored/ unoccupied enough to accept this. GL getting voters to read it lol. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-08-20 23:08:46
DaTruth4Real Exclusive Member	Nice Comment Only Posted on: 2013-08-21 00:48:58
Theodore Grizzly <ICU>	gb keyed lets get some votes rolling. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-08-21 03:03:51
Quincy® <TRILLshit>	damn pretty dope battle but one had better structure and the other had used themes to it so give props to another gb no hate elevate!!! Voted: Arakari / Theodore Grizzly Posted on: 2013-08-21 12:09:29
The Real Steel <MMXIII> Basic Member	Deffinition had better vocab, but Theodore grizz had the better concepts to me Voted: Arakari / Theodore Grizzly Posted on: 2013-08-21 12:59:06
SwaggyRuthlessJ Basic Member	Holy shit lol Comment Only Posted on: 2013-08-22 17:23:00
Fireworkerzz Basic Member	Damn... Voted: Arakari / Theodore Grizzly Posted on: 2013-08-24 15:16:54
thril Basic Member	Looks like y'all got time to beef all day lol Voted: Arakari / Theodore Grizzly Posted on: 2013-08-25 09:31:16


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