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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 32 Lines

Anonymous Hipster (80%) WINNER

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Belfast, Northern Ireland, United Kingdom

capricious (20%)

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Savannah, Georgia, United States

Anonymous Hipster

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You’re like a  Stephanie Meyer book that CANNOT BE READ, ‘cause you’re retarded and you have no words INSIDE YOUR HEAD/Scribblin' like MICHAEL J FOX, shaking more often than your mama’s FIST ROUND MY COCK/you throw more temper tantrums than PHIL FISH, and your balls grow smaller when I serve you your ego on A DISH/You’re dirtier than OSCAR THE GROUCH’S DICK, vocabulary is sesame street and your brain is only ONE MICROMETRE THICK/You’ve had less bitches than a MALE DOG BREEDER, the only ass you’re getting’ is from a GAY CULT LEADER/who brainwashed you more than TOM CRUISE, and he packs less fudge than you when you BINGE BOOZE/Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a HOMOPHOBE, but you’re blowin’ more smoke up your own ass than an alien who LIKES TO PROBE/and you’re more alienated from reality than the Westboro BAPTIST CHURCH, but instead of leavin’ in a spaceship, you’re rotting IN A HEARSE/like an apple that HAS BEEN OXIDIZED, I’m tellin’ you dawg, you’re a ‘HAS BEEN,’ IN MY EYES/It’s about time you realised that you’re WEAKER THAN A YOUNG CHILD, less confidence than a SPEAKER SWARMED BY DEAF GUYS/I’ll slit your neck, the gash TIGHTER THAN YOUR SLUTTY MOTHER’S SNATCH, I’m an ‘incarcerated scarface,’about TO UNLOAD ON YOUR  RUDDY BROTHER’S PATCH/Kill his whole gang LIKE A FLY DICTATOR, come back to the crime scene and take a ‘look,’ like SERIAL KILLER DARTH VADER/You already know I’m sick, stop trying to PUKE LIGHT FILLER, I’m like a hypochondriac with a lyrical NUKE THAT FIGHTS ILLER/And whilst I’m usually INCREDIBLY DOSILE, some days I feel like a street fighter, I’m READILY GUILE/About to kick ten tons of shit into THE NEAREST GUY, who is looking at me funny, giving me THE QUEEREST EYE/I know all you're doing is trying TO PROVIDE, but bitch, I won't sit back and be taken FOR A RIDE/and like a roller coaster, I have my UPS AND DOWNS whereas you're a coaster, people sit on you AND YOU DROWN/When you bleed, it floods more than a BITCH'S PERIOD, and you're getting' spilled everyday, you're a BITCH, PERIOD/You ain't gonna make no comeback like ALICE IN CHAINS, you're trapped in wonderland, your rhymes are more like a PHALLUS IN PAIN/You think your a dogg but you're more like SNOOP LYIN', you're at the bottom of the animal kingdom, your species IS DYIN'/So while I spit life a rifle, GUNNING DOWN YOUR STYLE, I'll let you know that I fucked your wife, that's why she's RUNNING DOWN THE AISLE/So give up and GET FUCKED, 'cause you know that 'hit?' IT SUCKED.

capricious

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i dont need to read that crap ,to know that your wack ,matter afact ima lay back , and retack by my words , the words u preferbly  never heard ,your lose from your flock you dodo bird ,instinct since the ice age ,this is a new day flip your old to my new page , listen kid i bust rage messing with cats who talk but cant rawr like a tiger in a cage ,if you think killing is school , then no wonder we have dumb kids at schools , breakin rules ,actin like fools and think they can do what they wanna do ,nothing you say can make me feel pitty for this nation , i thought i could help save like im a salvation but yall fools is brainwashed and thats the governments retaliation ,you can spit druel and say im wack ,but im a white mc ,my skins not black meaning im not meant to rap ,some whites can rap but me nahh im cracker thats a fact , i can hit verbally physically mentally and leave you lethaly decapitated by my words i throw ,my hits will knock you out like floyd mayweathers KO ,when i put on a show i hit you high leavin your limbs blowed ,i make sure i bring the star the light which me ill glow ,with lyrical styles of my hits the way i flow ,you would think i came back from the dead like the crow ,but the hustle on the streets needs me to make sum of myself by selling this doe , so the weed  can continue to grow ,so now you should know , i can rap about how i can shoot you with a shottie  ,from you head to your stomach and all over your body ,or flow how i wanna see naked girls naughty ,or alchohol like bakardi  ,but thats not me i rap about life ,sometimes you learn to sacrifice ,i rap only true shit and things thats real and only way i would shoot would be to shoot to kill its a struggle round here to even get a meal ,so i rap a few skills about life and real and how i have to sell and make deals to get more drugs like coc and pills ,im a hustler with a son ,i have to provide not a dead beat dad like alot of scums ,who rather hang on the street busting guns ,then finally take one but they dont breath cause it hits there lungs ,nahh im a father till the end and begining since day one , so speak love loyal honesty and trust  ,not material listic shit like money cars and lust ,learn to take a bullet and not to bust ,because follow my steps in life can give u a long time ,for commiting a crime, and thats jail time, its not kool at all for acting young and dumb, and these words i hope they speak to you before you pull a gun , because one person cares and thats god which u is his son

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Battle started: July 31^st 2013 at 21:40
Challenger joined: August 1^st 2013 at 08:26

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2013-08-01 08:26:13).

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Indonesia Basic Member	hustlin' Comment Only Posted on: 2013-07-31 22:26:38
The Dope Man	sucha waste...if you sent 8 lines of that to me or even 16 lines, id respond back..and murk you..easily..haha send 8 Comment Only Posted on: 2013-08-01 00:15:12
capricious	i messed up rushing my freestyle couldnt make every line perfect or nun i meant kool first part i said school Comment Only Posted on: 2013-08-01 08:33:01
Liquid Wolf Exclusive Member	one got bodied hard Voted: Anonymous Hipster / capricious Posted on: 2013-08-04 10:20:23
turna fraze Exclusive Member	Im not readin all of that Comment Only Posted on: 2013-08-04 16:30:14
CaptainBeale Basic Member	YEAH BOIIII Voted: Anonymous Hipster / capricious Posted on: 2013-08-04 22:40:13
NOBLE <FITTEST> Premium Member	One's verse was slightly better overall. Punches hit harder and were more focused. Fairs. Voted: Anonymous Hipster / capricious Posted on: 2013-08-05 02:52:41


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