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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 32 Lines

cookavelli (67%) WINNER

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Reppin: Liverpool, England, United Kingdom

Mastodon (33%)

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Reppin: United States

cookavelli

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Yeah yeah its cookavelli time i spit raw rhymes and rhtym goes my flow grows as i spit more i bangs more hoes, now everybody knows for sho' imma reach ma fuckin goals, you faggit ass inbreed you walkin round with 6 toes, yuck you need to reed a book on how to spit bars like a pro and deliever a hook, i drop hooks like tyson, you suck like a hoover man you a dyson, am not nice son as i spit my lyrics legit am on the hit semi auto matic flow with these lyrics im about to blow empty a full clip of disses, you takin shots but rookie you keep on missin my words fact man your whole life fiction, tryna be an mc but busta you can see me because im raw, ruthless, ready, retaliating, rhymes, remodling,rookies if you bet on him, take a trip back down the bookies, they'll refund fund you if your lucky, trust me, is there any point battlin me sucka cause am long gone don perrion sippin lui vuitton don wearin F U i dont have to resort to swearin, honestly do you think you can keep up with the lyrical assassain, you probaly spit half a minute an you be gassin, cookavelli is so steady and ready to blast all you punk ass rappers enough already, you made a blunder, battlin me your career six feet under, you wanna talk whack sit over there an sneer, how am i gonna take you serious when your career  resembles dioreeha, yeah it stinks, like fart straight from the ass,  you open your mouth and everybody need a gas mask, so tell me why, why every 10 words you spit. An eardrum dies, this aint lies i just asked your mother, she cums lounder than the brother of lightning, mr thunder, im like the undertaker i bury fools who think they know the rules, silly ass you just got schooled, (dont be rude) ok imma be a bit nicer, im a one man team ill battle your crew in a cypher, i make potent sounds call me mr pied piper, you talk abitious ,  my flow delicious, im a boss, you an aprentice, son go and wash the dishes, while i fuck your missus while she takes shots at you and disses, coz you cant get i it up no more so i fullfill her wishes, stop acting like a bitches you talk to po-lice an snitches get stiches, my game has no weakness so you wont find glitches, am almost done your words unhealthier than a meal for big pun haa, na man i love pun so i a rap just like i am big pun, it goes like this................ "You got a poor flow, how you gonna blow this spot, coz you a dirty flop that will get me into touble talkin to the cops, hop in the hummer cookavelli ready, stop spittin oodles of noodles, your words are messy like spaggeti, 32 bars aready?

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I ain't NOAH, when I say, I got two lamas on DECK//Bullets get passed THROUGH to YOU, like advice told from a GURU//When im through wit you...its onto the WIFEY...we kama stura, when im against you, I stay calm and SHOOT ya, I already got yo bitch to take all the money, I aint even got ta LOOT YA!//So LUC-RA-TIVE on an indian scheme steez, STEALIN ya keys, STEAL ya stash, my instincts stay sharp SO im BOUND to win like USAIN BOLT IN A 100 FEET DASH!, I beat roger federer in a game of tennis, my ball evolved like I was ASH!// SO...mastodon serve you like its PAPPADOMS//I been a con, lurkin with niggas who quick to get they pistol on, I carry the piece so it can resolve my grudge, Ghandi taught me that, so Ill let that PIECE GO like I for-GAVE YOU!//Layin in a GRAVE-you died quicka than a MEX-I-CAN drug DEALA!//You called yourself the PIED PIPER, which suggests ya history ain't intact,
INFACT the pied piper lured in kids with his sounds, your a PEDOPHILE pretender who could never work up the nerves to invite them to chucky cheese for DINNER!//This a clear winner, imma TORCH this battle like his CASKET FINNA.//HE bein over-exposed like fuckin up the CON-FIG-URATION of a printa, so ill stab him then RINSE-tha blood of the hands, open up the ink cartrage and IN-PUT the spilled BLOOD, in the ghetto, thats a reason to KILL A THUG!//HOW you finna roll a blunt when you can't roll a RUG, how you gonna start a fight, when you too pussy, you wouldn't have the heart to SHOOT me!, im fresh to death like a crip...die on the bed is better than confessin
to the FEDS or gettin a BLOOD transplant from a mothafuckin' gang bangin' gun clappin' BLOOD BASTARD!// YOU des-erve this ASS WHIP so since its lets beef, I bring the shis-ka-BAB, he thinkin' be ill, but he steals bars...at best you a FRAUD//So IF(F) I C-A-L-L you gonna need somebody to pay you otta BAIL//
But I ain't a SNITCH, so this bitch gonna die with that wooden stick that LIFT niggas, wacth as a BROOMSTICK give this nigga some ROOOOM-Space!//
I FLY past him like its the NEW-AGE but this MAGE stuck in the past with his fab-ricated, over-rated more stretched than dicks when they get masterbated...LOOK what im trynna SAY is...what he packs, I pack harder, what he says I say louder so if you doubt me, the niggas that wanna scout me have you KILLED in an IN-STANT!

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Battle started: July 18^th 2013 at 17:29
Challenger joined: July 19^th 2013 at 00:00

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2013-07-19 00:00:24).

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Yung_Prophet <VT> Basic Member	fairs in gb Voted: cookavelli / Mastodon Posted on: 2013-07-19 00:57:55
gh3tt0 viet Exclusive Member	really had to force myself to read. poor structure and you need to understand we cant hear your intended flow which is why you haave to type it with the intent to explain how your flow is supposed to go @ cookavelli. fv no8 keep rapping Voted: cookavelli / Mastodon Posted on: 2013-07-19 10:07:17
ET the Refugee <BowDown> Exclusive Member	decent battle. a bitch to read though. i got lost a bit about halfway through mastadon's verse. cook had the better flow but barely Voted: cookavelli / Mastodon Posted on: 2013-07-22 01:06:52
EMCEE REGGI Basic Member	close battle Voted: cookavelli / Mastodon Posted on: 2013-07-23 06:41:47
KID MAX <TDR> Basic Member	gb Voted: cookavelli / Mastodon Posted on: 2013-07-23 09:25:51


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