COFFIN DODGER vs Big Shaun - Text Rap Battle - Battle Rap and Rap Battles at LetsBeef.com


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Length: 16 Lines

COFFIN DODGER (73%) WINNER

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Bristol, England, United Kingdom

Big Shaun (27%)

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Springfield, Illinois, United States

COFFIN DODGER

i'm not even sure if this BATTLES EVEN LEGAL , facing me would even RATTLE STEVEN SEGAL or make CHUCK ( norris ) say FUCK and throw IN THE TOWEL ! i'd drive ARNIE - BARMY ,  show ( jackie ) CHAN im the MAN and beat a RAMBO ARMY,  make ( bruce ) WILLIS say SCREW THIS  ,  BRUCE LEE look like a LUCY- even ROBOCOP cant DISARM ME - as i'd give the HOMO a CHOP and turn him in to HOMOCOP ! i could 'BLADE' WESLEY SNIPES' so he messes his pants and NEEDS WET WIPES to CLEAN UP THE MESS , make VAN DAMN say 'DAMN MAN' as i give him SOME SWIPES - make him wear A DRESS and go OUT WITH SOME DYKES ! i can make DIRTY HARRY look like FLIRTY BARRY as i BAKE THIS GAY , post the PUNK some SPUNK to MAKE HIS DAY !! and JAMES BOND ? hes just A GAY BLOND who listens to BIEBER SONGS and is no OH OH SEVEN , gets an ODD JOB in his ass and he's IN OH OH HEAVEN ! he prefers JAWS to WHORES  , gave BLOFELD a BLOW - FEALT deep in HIS DRAWERS and made 'Q' go 'OOOOOOH' on his gadget room FLOOR !  and JASON BOURNE ? the only films he's good for is MAKING PORN , maybe gay shit so his ass gets RIP-TORN makin him wish he was NEVER BORN !  anway , THIS HAS BEEN FUN all theses tough guys ATE IT- cut and EDIT - roll the CREDITS - this SIXTEEN IS DONE !

Big Shaun

I type shit in a special pattern cuz I'm that good, and buddy let me tell you that you're not hood. I'm straight gangsta, livin' with swag, I got some 
money that Mitt Romney wish he could have. Ain't got problems with 
with bitches, you oughta know that, I got stacks on stacks of rags
of bitches bloody bags. I shove that shit in your mouth- and you
eat it. It's period blood, believe it. You might as well be suckin
dick for all I care, Moby's it is, full of pubic hair.  How the fuck 
did you even find this website to begin with? Did your mom 
help you to it? Nigga go back to Pinterest. You're a cock
sucker if I've ever seen one; and trust me- I have, yo
girl is one. I type shit in a flow that's ever so clever,
writin' rhymes in no time that's why you never say
never. JK. I don't go JB on yo' ass because this is
rap-city and I know that. I'm just watchin' Cutler
on my big screen and his ass just got sacked.
Man fuck that.

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Battle started: October 1^st 2012 at 19:20
Challenger joined: October 1^st 2012 at 20:50

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2012-10-01 20:50:56).

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Rhifle	like the movie references. nice drop yo...I'll get to this if I get the time. If not, maybe some other time. Comment Only Posted on: 2012-10-01 20:34:54
COFFIN DODGER	no probs ,, its an open battle , just hope whoever takes it does something similar.. Comment Only Posted on: 2012-10-01 20:35:57
MAN DOWN <SHOTTA> Rookie Champion Tag Team Champion	Vote returned :) Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Big Shaun Posted on: 2012-10-01 21:00:35
COFFIN DODGER	seriously ??? lol no accounting for taste .. Comment Only Posted on: 2012-10-01 21:02:30
Aggo <AC's> One Bar Champion Tag Team Champion Fair Voters Club	Nice theme, consistent all the way through and had some good fun with it. Hats off, fairs in. Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Big Shaun Posted on: 2012-10-01 21:19:07
COFFIN DODGER	tx , think that was a fairer vote lol Comment Only Posted on: 2012-10-01 21:20:09
Big Shaun Basic Member	You must be a Cutler fan. Comment Only Posted on: 2012-10-01 21:23:07
COFFIN DODGER	cutler ? is that a type of fish ? Comment Only Posted on: 2012-10-01 21:25:07
Aggo <AC's> One Bar Champion Tag Team Champion Fair Voters Club	I wish more people would vote on our last battle, those who read it seemed to like it a lot. Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Big Shaun Posted on: 2012-10-01 22:03:22
dontbeafraid <OVERTIME> Exclusive Member	i thought its going to be the expandables haha Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Big Shaun Posted on: 2012-10-01 22:37:20
COFFIN DODGER	yeah that was a damn good battle too , think we both made people laugh ! :) Comment Only Posted on: 2012-10-02 09:24:56
rentonsickboy Basic Member	Yeah, venom. Ya concepts were obviously consistent. funny too, entertaining and ya really got a better grasp on ya multis than other battles I've read from you. some of them didn't rhyme in this, although you did well enough so that it's easily overlooked. Just work on hittin ya opponent a bit harder - even if its an open drop yo. put fear in em son! Shaun, you gotta step up ya format, punchlines, multis etc. couple of your lines were pretty funny, but alot of the concepts came off a bit... generic if ya feel me. be a bit more creative with shit, you can find wordplay/punches anywhere! absolutely no hate at all, keep elevatin'! Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Big Shaun Posted on: 2012-10-02 14:33:14
Stylee TingTing Basic Member	Great battle! But adderboy's humour rips it for me: "..gets an ODD JOB in his ass and he's IN OH OH HEAVEN !" Class. :o) Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Big Shaun Posted on: 2012-10-03 11:54:38
ILLoKWENT <DGAF> Hall Of Famer LBT King Concept Champion	ok, my winner here had a very entertaining verse, it felt more of a cypher wit all those movie references, but you did add a lil bit of dissing in between... but it was an interesting twist. there were concepts but no real flips or punches ,that correlate to them.. BIG SHAUN- your verse was pretty basic, endrhymes were weak, you need to work on more complexity wit punches, throwin more similes and metas, and also, get rid of that structure your writing because you wasting alot of space typin that way.. winner here just more entertaining and better schemes. Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Big Shaun Posted on: 2012-10-04 02:40:10
Cobra ckid Basic Member	Just like ones drop better Voted: COFFIN DODGER / Big Shaun Posted on: 2012-10-04 16:54:28
COFFIN DODGER	lmao 9 for him ?? as i said , no accounting for taste ! Comment Only Posted on: 2012-10-04 18:09:29


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