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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 16 Lines

BlizzardMC (33%)

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Reppin: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States

Two-Can (67%) WINNER

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Reppin: Ipswich, England, United Kingdom

BlizzardMC

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I'm the undergound SCOURGE of the rap COMMUNITY, I'm undertaking a PURGE to promote DISUNITY, I got devils and demons comin' to COMMUNE WIT ME, I got 10 to 1 odds that YOU GON' LOSE TO ME. You little pussy crybaby, NO BALLS BITCH couldn't put my back to NO WALLS if I had an ITCH. That was the wind-up now here comes the PITCH: you ain't got no CREW because YOU a SNITCH. Swing and a MISS! Strike you out with my DISS. You can't HIT SHIT when you SPIT from virgin LIPS that ain't ever had a KISS. I'm warning you to back down for your own BENEFIT cuz I murder bitches like you just for the HELL OF IT. I can't get ENOUGH but you ain't up to SNUFF. Before you take this CHALL-INGE know that my raps are bloodier than that book, Clockwork OR-INGE. I got more ways to DISS YOU then I know what to DO WIT so I'ma just DISMISS YOU and I'll make a NEW LIST. We've been THROUGH THIS, there's ain't a thing you can ADD TO THIS to come BACK, you're WACK, gettin' SMACKED cuz you LACK ATTACK. You can't DEFEND and I INTEND to see your dreams come to an END. I'm just a RUDE DUDE with CRUDE LEWD NUDE pics of your GIRL. My RHYMES and LINES makin' your head WHIRL. This shit was over 'fore it STARTED; you just gonna look RETARDED, so BYE BYE. See ya at my next DRIVE-BY.

Two-Can

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You scourge? That's NEWS TO ME// I thought you just a GROUPIE SEE// The way you suck dick to BOOST ESTEEM// I tell you what's a RARE DISUNITY// That someone like you isn't in CARE IN THE COMMUNITY// You type like a DYSLEXIC KID// ACCEPT IT BITCH// Every STEP YOU TRIP// Special Olympics to Roid Monster when you TEST THIS KID// Call me Knoxville the way I SET THIS FIX// You're just a DESPERATE FLID// FORGET THIS PRICK// Every punch you throw I BET IT SLIPS// You say I LACK ATTACK// Well I can HANDLE THAT// You dropping shit like a soldier in AFGHANISTAN// Who's CRAPPED HIS PANTS// In front of a BATTLE TANK// If this was a dance I'd be poppin and bending like an ELASTIC MAN// You'd be doing the SPASTIC SKANK// Also, DRIVE BY?// What's this TYKE LIKE?// You ain't even seen a NINE GUY// And you CAN'T DRIVE// So When you PASS BY// Screaming like a RETARD I// will just laugh like I'd let a FART RISE// Coz you just chat NON-VISIBLE GAS// My METAPHYSICAL RAPS// are MIRACLE CHAT// On some LITERAL FACTS// You are LITERALLY WHACK// I'll fucking PISS IN YOUR MAC// So I no longer have to WITNESS THIS CRAP// You posh LITTLE TWAT// You should do what you're good at and FIDDLE your DAD// and leave this BATTLE RAP MOVEMENT// to those who ACTUALLY CAN DO IT//

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Battle started: May 11^th 2012 at 12:11
Challenger joined: May 11^th 2012 at 13:44

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2012-05-11 13:44:58).

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MC_SPIKE <TRDZ> Basic Member	U kiddn me? Fukk 16lines damn idnt feel like writn alot ha igotta wait for another open battle Comment Only Posted on: 2012-05-11 12:41:05
kuniiii1 <SENATE>	GB FV VBF NH Voted: BlizzardMC / Two-Can Posted on: 2012-05-11 15:59:06
Two-Can Basic Member	What do all those acronyms mean? Comment Only Posted on: 2012-05-11 16:46:29
SA_ANZ Basic Member	decent read from both.....but one came a tad bit better want an expo hit me up...fv Voted: BlizzardMC / Two-Can Posted on: 2012-05-11 17:17:50
swiftkeys Banned	gb dukes Voted: BlizzardMC / Two-Can Posted on: 2012-05-12 09:05:26
Tony The TYGER Live Battler	nice battle no h8 Voted: BlizzardMC / Two-Can Posted on: 2012-05-12 09:44:31
ksnap Basic Member	fv Voted: BlizzardMC / Two-Can Posted on: 2012-05-14 09:19:08
RANK-LUST Basic Member	yo good batlle. Two-can. stick to don't flop man.. ::).. Voted: BlizzardMC / Two-Can Posted on: 2012-05-14 16:17:44


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