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Length: 16 Lines

swiftkeys

(89%) WINNER

Banned

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Atlanta, Georgia, United States

Two-Can (11%)

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Ipswich, England, United Kingdom

swiftkeys

im str8 'hulk' when i HAVE TO BEAST! ACTUALLY when he BATTLES ME ill 'demolish his walls' like a CASTLE BREACH! trynna a-TACK THE KING but NEVER gets OFF, plus i HAVENT SEEN morE METAL-in-MOUTH since MASTER P! u gon HAVE to LEAVE cuz u dont EVEN STAND a DECENT CHANCE against the one who got a PIECE TO BLAM that'll make this 'PENGUIN DANCE' like HAPPY FEET!/ AFTER ME, ima start BEATIN his FACE. you FULL-ASS..couldnt PULL BACK' if he was SQUEEZIN THE BREAKS! soon as im POPPIN THE FOUR..ima send em up..he gon 'WALK TO THE DOOR' like he LEAVIN THE PLACE! he aint DECENT WIT PAY, he gotta 'wait for that cheese' like PIZZA'S DELAY! u carry NO DUTIES, this nigga SO FRUITY like mario and PEACH ON A DATE!!/ if he TELLIN ME im the REFEREE then he just CROSSED THE LINE! u see this GIFTED SWAGGA? urs LOST TA MINES but u trynna MIMIC BASTARD this state patrol' u TICKET-MASTER cuz u just CAUGHT A FINE!/ IMA RENAME THIS, when IM IN HIS MAIN BITCH ..my "big sean" made her FINALLY FAMOUS! PUNK BELEE this PUMP will LEAVE him ON HIS KNEES like VITAL ENGAGEMENTS! but its not BRIDAL, HE DATE MEN..hes the TYPE OF FAGGOT like MICHAEL JACKSON and traps GUYS IN HIS BASEMENT! i MIGHT'VE MISTAKEN ur STYLE as GREAT but RIGHT A-way i realized whos STYLE YOU'VE TAKEN!

Two-Can

Straight Hulk, Please! I'll stamp you G// I'll smash your teeth// 
if you clash with me// I'm an actual fiend// you're a spastic and weak//
You've got wheel-chair swag, you rap like a machine// challenge me?//
I've had bigger challenges from better guys// I'm extra nice//
You're a hermaphrodite on an oestrogen hype// I'm technically right//
He can get a boner see// but he's also carrying ovaries// 
I'm someone he can't hope to beat// because I'm dope and sweet//
he collects pauperie// and is the son of a crack whore and an opal thief//
Opal arent' worth shit// that's why you have to endure dick// 
and make sure you work it// because if you don't get that third tip//
you'll never be able to escape from the circus// this guy has a third nip//
and also a herp'd lip// you're absurd prick// your face, I want to hurt it//
You still haven't lost your virginity// around women you act pitifully//
because you have a little bitchy hissy streak// that is viewed unattractively// plus you're flaccid peen// reeks of sick and Vaseline//
and I hate to be hopelessly blunt bitch// but you're emotionally stunted.

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Battle started: May 10^th 2012 at 21:19
Challenger joined: May 10^th 2012 at 21:37

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2012-05-10 21:37:51).

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swiftkeys Banned	-___- Comment Only Posted on: 2012-05-10 21:39:04
TreyPeezy <OSG> Basic Member	fv Voted: swiftkeys / Two-Can Posted on: 2012-05-10 21:51:58
re-up <FOS> Exclusive Member	fv both went ham Voted: swiftkeys / Two-Can Posted on: 2012-05-10 21:54:55
Insuppressible <LBP>	u carry NO DUTIES, this nigga SO FRUITY like mario and PEACH ON A DATE!! ... . haha,... rust showin, One/two played concepts but still enough for the win..Stay up! Voted: swiftkeys / Two-Can Posted on: 2012-05-10 22:08:41
MeTa-FoRcEz <OVERTIME> Live Battler	D Voted: swiftkeys / Two-Can Posted on: 2012-05-10 22:18:19
MORBSE MILLENNIA Basic Member	If u're going to tell the crowd that ur opponent "can get a boner" u should lose automatically imo. I voted the overall battle a Generous 6 so the winner gets that. Pz Comment Only Posted on: 2012-05-10 22:32:40
MORBSE MILLENNIA Basic Member	Of fuck hey, SwiftKey I meant to vote for Can u ask one of the mods to fix it? If u look at my expo u'll see I meant to vote for u. Comment Only Posted on: 2012-05-10 22:36:24
Captain A Basic Member	Nice reply in freestyle, and clear but in terms of overall, the winner had the edge. swiftkey had this. Voted: swiftkeys / Two-Can Posted on: 2012-05-10 22:41:17
Captain A Basic Member	haha stupid karl made a point but voted for the wrong person. Voted: swiftkeys / Two-Can Posted on: 2012-05-10 22:42:20
happynightmare Basic Member	Bomb...Swift, the Happy feet line was dpe as fuck n I really liked the set up as well... good drp on the other side too one was just overpowering... GB. Fv vB. Voted: swiftkeys / Two-Can Posted on: 2012-05-11 02:05:57
AfterThought <CHALKLINED>	Deleted low vote. Comment Only Posted on: 2012-05-11 05:09:32
Snoopy316 <GodOfLyric>	Close battle, agreed with KARL. FV n8 Voted: swiftkeys / Two-Can Posted on: 2012-05-11 07:39:42
GALAXIE Basic Member	one came much harder in my eyes.... Voted: swiftkeys / Two-Can Posted on: 2012-05-11 20:34:30
KID MAX <TDR> Basic Member	gb Voted: swiftkeys / Two-Can Posted on: 2012-05-12 10:18:52
Tony The TYGER Live Battler	nice no h8 Voted: swiftkeys / Two-Can Posted on: 2012-05-12 10:41:20
Incoded Exclusive Member	fv Voted: swiftkeys / Two-Can Posted on: 2012-05-12 18:12:52
MC SMG Basic Member	hardchoice Voted: swiftkeys / Two-Can Posted on: 2012-05-12 18:26:39
NawkOut	fair as a carnival. Voted: swiftkeys / Two-Can Posted on: 2012-05-13 21:50:00


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