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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 32 Lines

The Asylum (17%)

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: England, United Kingdom

patricmailau8 (83%) WINNER

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Salina, Kansas, United States

The Asylum

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So, like WWE I'll break YOUR KNEE like a GREAT KHALI with a FAKE ID/MULTIES I'm kicking it oriental like a RICH CHINESE, you think you're something special? BITCH PLEASE!/ So, no matter how many IN YOUR CREW you'll still get CHOPPED AND SCREWED like scissors and PAPER TOO, you can't karate chop me, I INVENTED KUNG FU/ Drinking some HOMEBREW/HOMEBRED you can't please a girl's titties if you've been BOTTLEFED/NUFF SAID I'll break through you like I break TOUGH LEAD
Like a snake in THE GRASS, I'll do to your bitch like I did your SISTER/HARASS her FAT ASS and I won't MISS HER in a tornado TWISTER/ Your rap's weak, you couldn't even BREAK GLASS/ it's a LAME GAFF/ no matter how hard you diss I'll still get the LAST LAUGH 
So, NEXT LINE, I'm having a GOOD TIME burning your boat/ why was it made of WOOD AND TWINE? 
I'm DISCOMBOBULATED/And when I'm confused, your pain becomes ESCALATED so I'll REST YOUR FATE, and stop trying to STRESS GORE (and) HATE/ And when you DISCOMEBOBULATE trouble BECOMES YOUR MATE as I EJACULATE on your MOTHER'S FACE and I kill you/PEARLY GATES Yeah, I'm SAINT DEATH here to put you AT REST, I'll be THE BEST, man, you got man tits on YOUR CHEST

Skip a line so I can CATCH MY BREATH/ you couldn't catch high if you were a druggie, SMOKING METH/ I eat it like it was CATTLE GIZARDS, you can't break me, I'm harder than DOCTORAL PHYSICS/WIZARD I'll beat you to less than an INCH OF YOUR LIFE, even if you CARRIED A KNIFE, so don't RISK IT
So, I may not be eminem, but I know that PINS HURT/ pins hurt? What does that have to do with THIS RHYME, but at least I can rhyme, you can't even keep up WITH TIME, you be a dump, I'm the city SKYLINE so DON'T HIDE the FACT I'M gonna rip you up, like/ 
LADIES SKIRTS
Those pins hurt now, DON'T THEY? I'll stay on track, you'll go FAY WRAY/far FAR AWAY with the princess i'm prince CHARMING, one look at you I'll run, cuz you look ALARMING/ stop FARTING like an bell/RINGING SKINNY DIPPING, you'll be fat dipping you lard ass, 
STOP EATING

patricmailau8

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imma bust on yu like my name was ron jer-a-my, call me BTK cuz yu know i sound SCARY. very-intellec-tual i am, very intimidatin wit a GUN IN MA HAND. neva have beef wit a nigga on da street, imma VEGATARIAN SO YU NEVA MET ME. i come out writin but MY GUNS TRUE DRAWN. on the paper bitch got YU LAYIN ON YA LAWN./ no brains..yur left wit ya DEATH, RIP OUT YA TEETH WIT MY HAND THROUGH YA CHEST. nd yes, im more cra-zy den most, welcome to my game show but i aint ya average host. oh no! yur gone wit the wind, got yu in da corner STRAIGHT CRYIN LIK A KID./ dont fucc wit me imma KILLA DATS DAT. yur so damn predictable i can READ YU LIK A MAP./ oh yeah! im evil, im da shit oh my! RIP OUT YA BRAINS THROUGH THE SOCCETS OF YA EYES. HAHAHAHA!!! its my mind dat makes me great, nd my UNCANNING ABILITY TO POINT OUT A FAKE. dont hate, on me cuz im siccer den SIC, whip out my penis so yu can SUC ON MY DIC! ouch! i sting lik a bee, flyer den superman nd harder den a TREE./ YUR SO GAY even Neil Patricc Harris wouldnt date, yu should jump off a bridge cuz EVEN YUR LIFE AINT GREAT!/ UNLIKE MUA, im da best of the best, i only cum hard so EXPECT NOTHIN LESS!. I CAN CALL YU OUT CUZ, FUCC ITS WHAT I DO, I DARE YU TA BUST BAC ND GOODLUCC TO YU DUDE!/ cuz honestly not many eva last, cuz i end up ass fuccin wit they bitch nd smaccin em wit my cash./ my flow....so hard nd raw, takin out my rhymes nd disconnecting ya face from ya jaw/ woah! i know yur a GONA/GONER, LOSE MORE VOTES DEN BARRAK OBAMA! shoot yu in da face lik my name DICC CHENEY, LIKE TECH NINE IM SCREAMIN "F U PAY ME!"/ OH NO! the 5-0 hear dey come! cuz i pulled out my KOK nd was fuccin wit ya mom!/ whats wrong? dont lik the mom jokes? TOUGH!/ TO BAD ITS NOT A JOKE SO TELL HER TA KEEP HER LEGS SHUT. HAHA./ see imma cross every line till i WIN nd then imma smash every line till its THIN.(lines in a rap). nd im sorry if my raps a lil hardcore, actually im not, so imma spit more. till im sore...imma spit what i spit, nd i dont give a fucc if yu dont give a shit/ why?, thats just who i am, bomb on yu whacc rappers till yu fuccin FACE PLANT./ wow! did i just say tht? shit, i should be asian nd make yu a STRAY CAT./ im evil, ill have yu GONE ND AWAY, SAY GOODBYE LIK DELETE ND ERASE!/ no taste, if they send a vote yur way. cuz im hard EVERYDAY!/ ON LETSBEEF OR OFF, DONT MATTER! CUZ MY RHYMES SO HARD I CAN HEAR YA JAW SHATTER. QUIVER. RATTLE IN YA SKULL, JUST REMEMBER YA GONNA GET THE HORNS IF YU FUCCIN WIT A BULL!

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Battle started: January 26^th 2012 at 09:11
Challenger joined: January 26^th 2012 at 11:54

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2012-01-26 11:54:10).

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B-F-M <WA> Basic Member	why a 32??? waste of time. And none of it makes sense. Not that I expect it to...its a 32 line TEXT BATTLE. Find the cypher section. Comment Only Posted on: 2012-01-26 09:59:25
UncleOz <SPITTAZ> Basic Member	Bars from mars jam your hype. some stuff is true tho Voted: The Asylum / patricmailau8 Posted on: 2012-01-26 12:29:51
patricmailau8 Basic Member	no h8. goodlucc homeboy Comment Only Posted on: 2012-01-26 12:33:33
The Asylum Basic Member	Same to you my dear Patrick. Comment Only Posted on: 2012-01-26 12:54:21
The Asylum Basic Member	Forgot to mention. Discombobulate/Disco mbobulated = To confuse/confused. For future reference. Comment Only Posted on: 2012-01-26 12:58:40
The Asylum Basic Member	What the fuck? Fucking autocorrect. iPhone. Comment Only Posted on: 2012-01-26 13:01:00
patricmailau8 Basic Member	honestly barz if yu cnt handle a 32 line battle. dat aint nobody elses problem but ya own. bounce out nd shut up if yu got a problem wit how we do shit. yu aint gotta throw ya opinion out there cuz i aint got 2 cents for ya. Comment Only Posted on: 2012-01-26 13:09:53
venomosity Basic Member	gb fv Voted: The Asylum / patricmailau8 Posted on: 2012-01-27 22:54:17
RhetoriK <DPS> Topical Champion Tag Team Champion	One had some clever wording. Also was more consistant. Fairs In. Voted: The Asylum / patricmailau8 Posted on: 2012-01-28 02:08:59
Thaa MaCc Era <fit4thetop>	...this was a bunch of nothingness. i wud kill botha yall. but fvs are in.!!! Voted: The Asylum / patricmailau8 Posted on: 2012-01-29 06:23:52


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