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Lightsabers Lightsabers is on FIRE! 5+ wins in a row!

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Reppin: Owensboro, Kentucky, United States

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Reppin: London, England, United Kingdom

Lightsabers

When I SHOOT N I BURST.. I'll put TWO IN THIS JERK and SCORCH YOU!! You WARNED WHO? What you USIN TUh SQUIRT (fuck it..) I'll put "U" in the "dirt" like a HORSESHOE!! Where yuh MOM'S AT? (there she is..) Tell her to OPEN HER JAWS!! if she wanna BRAW shit.. i'll throw that HOE in the LAWN, and then i'll DRAW BACK, quick & blow her BRAINS in the grass and I'm not talkin "long pass" but i will THROW HER DA "BOMB"!! (my dick) I don't need a "swimming pool" to GET YOUR SHIT WET because you're "easy to kill" like an INJURED INSECT!!
I'll play "James" with the scope while you "BOND" WITH YOUR FRIENDS i'll make you suck yuh friend's pipe & let you SWALLOW THE JIZZ (eww) while i'm POUNDIN YUH WIFE on the BED MAT FOO/ He'll be goin "down on the pipe" like that RED HAT DUDE!! (Mario) shit, don't get me conFUSED i'll let the LEAD CLAP TOO.. I'll "blow em sky high" like a JET FIGHTER PLANE!! You FLYER MAyNE? (I doubt it..) shit you'll dePART from EXISTENCE/ I'll have you "missin yuh top" like BART from the SIMPSONS!! (lol) you scared to eat pussy so you STARViN-N-SHIT, BITCH? His TARGET iS KID'S DICKS and my target is him so I HAVE-TUh-SHOOT-EM, i'll have Jack The Ripper DRAG-Um-N-DO EM since he's MASSIVELY FRUITY... He was never the "aggressive" type/ he watches PASSIONATE MOVIES this bitches "jaws stay wide open" like SHAGGY N SCOOBY'S!! I looked at his death *photo* and i'm like DUDE.. CAN'T LIE.. I left his *face* "red in the picture/pitcher" like the KOOL-AID GUY!! He's SOFT IN HEART ; he keeps TALKiN HARSH like he shoots 'people' but he would NEVER BUST NONE shit, he wouldn't even kill "Bugz" with ELMER FUDD'S GUN!! (Bugs Bunny) i seen his eyes water cuz my SEMI ASSORTMENT/ i'll gladly kill this "cry baby" like a FRIENDLY ABORTION!! You can step or 'try, maybe' but here's your ENEMY'S WARNIN' .. you will die but won't revive cuz you aint KENNY McCORMICK!! (from South Park) Step passed ENEMY LINES then i'm BLOWING PAIRS of AK'S ..hold on, calm down.. this HO NEEDS AIR!! He claims his lines are great and HOMIE SWEARS (pssh..) He wouldn't be a "Grizzly -with- rhymes" -with- YOGI BEAR!! You aint PHASIN ME you MARK!! Cuz once I CLAP WITH THE PIPE I'll leave you "hangin in the dark" like a BAT IN THE NIGHT!! You'll be "restin in the trunk" like SPARE TIREz when FLARES FIRE!! You wouldn't put a "stop to death" if you had MCNAIR WIRED!! (r.i.p steve)
He plans to Aquire his -goal- to STOP ME, BUT He wouldn't "reach that goal" with a HOCKY PUCK!! i'll fuck his hoe "ass in the air" like a HOCKEY'S BUTT, I asked fanz about him and they said "GOD HE SUCKS!!" The only time he "raises arms" is at a LIL WAYNE CONCERT!! This GROUPIE DUDE is TOO timid to let them aK SHOTz BURST cuz when my 'clan moves' toward him.. they will DAMAGE this ROOKIE!! Shit, this bitch'll get "ran through" like AMBER ROSE's PUSSY!! You cant "see" or "change" me.. even if you CONVERTEd your RESOLUTION/ I "blast toyz/blastoise" like SQUIRTLE'S EVOLUTION you GET IT DOOFUS?! (Pokemon) But fuck POPPiN THINGS.. I'd rather CHOP THE BEEF with the blades-in-hand and "cut" this geek like the WEAKEST LINk on COLLEGE TEAMS, face it fam..
I'll leave you "dumped in the ocean" now that's a BODY of WATER and while you're drownin-in-anguish i'll go and HOMI YUh FATHER!! Don't play "Power, Ranger" i'll *MIGHTY* MORPHiN YOU with switch blades and hack saws to FORCE IN YOU!! He got Wack rhymes.. and SHORTY KNOW and since he's fruity with BORING FLOWS i have every right to say this nigga "sucks" like *WOMEN* in the GLORY HOLE!! (haha) Yo.. When I BREAK YUh SPINE then AIM THE NINE (load up)
I'll put "two in his neck" like THE FRANKENSTEIN!! this fag be lookin at guys sayin "AINT HE FINE?" he be starin at the cock claimin he got a LAZY EYE!! (lmao)So i tossed this kid a salad and he BARFED all over it cuz he only "eats meat" yall he's CARNIVOROUS!! I figured this "fruity fuck" would love salads.. (guess not) Anyway.. ForGET THIS HOE/ I'll aim the "rocket" at his "feet" now I call that a MISSEL TOE!! (kiss yo ass goodbye) Yeah.. it's SICKENIN, YO.. but i don't CARE what you SAYS.. you aint Simon mothafucka I will TEAR YOU TUh SHREDz!! And the silly thing is.. yall comPARE me to him? Shit, he wouldn't be "over I/eye" if he was HAIR ON MY HEAD!! You Hot-headed? Cool it BRO!! Before i let this 'Bullet go' into you SLOW and let ya top "hang low" like when MULLETS GROW!! You Good? (lmao) who you FOOLIN, YO? STOP CONFUSiN or else I'll leave you "full of holes/hoez" in the 'street' like PROSTITUTION!! if you don't "plead the fif" then i'll CLAP THE FIF and leave you "crunched in a sack" like a BAG OF CHIPz!! Why you hatin dummy? i don't start beef i finish it--my GLOCKS'LL EAT YA & since you claim you "money" i'll put "cheese in a box" like a SAUSAGE PIZZA!! You wack dawg.. with FAGGOT BARzz quit ACTIN HARD/ the only time you "blazed the chrome" is when you CRASHED YA CAR!! #uKno! GOON$QUAD Representer!!

managram

On road got a clipfull, fuck a fist fight man just send in the pitbull, this fool aint never gonna be on my level, benevolent with women but hes touching bare children, this 64 gonna kill him, listen this guys no hero, even his own mum would rate him a zero, hes gay and has fantisies about fucking robert de niro, yes you did, he told me when he buss afterwards his sucked the shit off the tip of his dick, with the metaphors this guy can never be battering me, hes from america so hes probably fatter than me, outta family guy just call  him peter, this alcoholic fuck is a wife beater, only because his chick saw me and become a wife cheater, she told me his dick was way too tiny for her needs, and that she hadn't been satisfied in weeks, or was it years... either way he was too busy fucking himself in the ass with a cold american beer, im about to cause fear, cus when russia bombs the shit out of your country the rest of you lot will come over here, back to where america started, what happened to the love for your four fathers, you think they would be happy you hate on england you fuckin idiot, MY COUNTRY IS THE ONLY REASON YOURS IS EXISTING, so sit back and calm the fuck down, i thought this was letsbeef not one big advert for bare fucking clowns, coming with better bars than me ill have to call you a liar bastard, ive mastered this your just target practise, you touch kids like a catholic baptist, so fuck america and fuck the college parties, BECAUSE THEY ONLY GROW UP TO JOIN THE ILLUMANATI, see english people are smarter than selling there souls to the anti christ, but eating american food might as well be called anti life, half of your country is chronically fat, which means one of your family members probably diabetes infact, i bet your family has rolls on there back, i bet your family has so many chins they vibrate when a earthquake attacks, you see the thing is to me losing to this american chat room bullshit is a minor, EVERYONE KNOWS THIS CENTURY BELONGS TO CHINA, america is loosing its grip, people are starting to learn that every president you have is always talking utter shit, looking for oil in irag bush is going to hell and will burn, you voted for obama only because hes black when you will dumb fucks ever learn, and yeah i have to admit american guys get alot of ass, but only because every fucking girl is a complete slag, so the thing is yeah i probably have fucked a bit less, BUT THE AMOUNT OF GUYS YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS FUCKED I KNOW HAS GOT YOU IN DISTRESS, 
SO FUCK THE METAPHORS CUS EVERY BAR I SPIT IS THE TRUTH, YOUR ABOUT TO LOSE MORE BLOOD, THAN HOW THE TALIBAN IS PICKING OFF YOUR TROOPS, AND I KNOW HALF OF YOU AMERICAN TWATS WONT EVEN READ THIS FAR DOWN, JUDGING ME BECAUSE IM ENGLISH AND WE ARENT AS DOWN
YEAH AND WE DID STEAL A BIT OF YOUR CULTURE BUT ITS A FUCKING SHAME, BECAUSE NOW AT LEAST 2 OR 3 PEOPLE ARE DYING EVERY DAY, YOU TRIGGER HAPPY CUNTS, TOO SCARED TO THROW A PUNCH, I DONT DO GUNS, IN A FIGHT DONT THINK I WONT PUT MY ARM DOWN YOUR THROAT AND RIP OUT A LUNG, YOU NEVER STOOD A CHANCE AGAISNT A MC AS POWERFULL AS THIS, I SWITCH UP THE RHYMES SO MANY TIMES YOU AMERICAN DUMB FUCKS CAN SEE IM A STAR NO ASTERIX, BUT YOUR COUNTRIES FAT LIKE OBOLISK,
vote for me over this faggot you have no reason not to, my bars are unimaginable beating me is impossible, take this to mtv and watch them say im the greatest, take this guy to the streets and see his just faking, a gun shot make him run like hes jamaican, your time hes wasting, he swallows more cum than a slag on  babe station, i always come off the top, ill break your back and tell you to walk it off, my country would never stand for someone like the hoff, he would come to london and would get lost, found in a month or two with the body rot, even jay-z is signing english artists most of the time, k koke got signed, then nearly got life in prison for three bodies from his nine, you american pricks hide behind your ammunition, english man butcher people with knives from the kitchen, call it close and personal, america is wash like persil, i have never seen people slower than a turtle, until i saw interviewed americans that was a disaster, if being dumb was a sin you would have been killed by karmma,
 I DONT EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL GENRE OR GIVE YOU A LESSON, BUT SINCE WHEN WAS BEING BLATENTLY CORRUPT FOR OIL PUT ON THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM? YOU AINT MESSIN WITH THIS WHITE KID, IF A ANGEL FUCKED THE DEVIL CALL ME A HYBRID, ILL RIP YOU UP WORSE THAN A VIRGIN ON HER FIRST TIME, YOUR NOT READY FOR THE BIG COCK, ENGLANDS TAKING OVER AMERICAS TIME HAS COME TO A FULL STOP. WITH YOUR JUSTIN BEIBERS AND SAN FRANSISCO, THATS THE MOST HOMO THING IN THE WORLD, APART FROM HOW YOUR COUNTRY HAS TRANSEXUAL GIRLS, 
last two bars i just want to mention that you should never put a 64 up and expect me not to enter.

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Battle started: November 13^th 2011 at 04:38
Challenger joined: November 13^th 2011 at 13:19

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2011-11-13 13:19:59).

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Lightsabers Basic Member	now let's try this again lol Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 04:40:00
V3numb <CHALKLINED>	why so hard.. nd soo hard with a 64 too? ahah Voted: Lightsabers / managram Posted on: 2011-11-13 05:06:32
Lightsabers Basic Member	haha ^thanks bro^ Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 05:07:42
GRizzEAT <CHALKLINED> King Of LetsBeef Scheme Champion	GS Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 05:18:15
Lightsabers Basic Member	i'll fuck his hoe "ass in the air" like a JOCKEY'S BUTT -- correction. Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 05:23:27
con-tay-jus Basic Member	wow much? lol Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 06:02:14
Lightsabers Basic Member	lol Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 06:04:45
Melodic Aggression Basic Member	That is alot of lines. Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 09:05:23
Xplissit	What a waste of time. A simple 8 would have done, Aint no one gonna read this Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 09:46:14
Xplissit	However doh I did read it, Few dope lines here & there, But the problem with battles this long is its impossible remain consistant Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 09:47:42
sWORDz <TheHitmen>	GS Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 11:17:27
ViTRiOL <DGAF> Scheme Champion	Haha, Xplissit: Defeating your own point, much? GS. Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 11:34:48
thekingsback4ev Exclusive Member	fuck it..i'll take it Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 11:44:57
thekingsback4ev Exclusive Member	i cant do it fellaz..lol..its just tooo long. Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 12:10:37
Letum	damn. Really Zak? Really? Voted: Lightsabers / managram Posted on: 2011-11-13 12:35:01
IV <Androidz> Live Battler	This could be here for some time lmao Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 12:46:46
jfrmla Basic Member	must not have alot to do.... in kentucky. nice creativity Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 13:01:22
happynightmare Basic Member	Damn son I bet your fingers hurt like a bitch typin that essay lol Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 13:09:50
StickUpArtist Basic Member	zakwon your really elevating fam ; nice to see.. keep it up ! Voted: Lightsabers / managram Posted on: 2011-11-13 13:17:32
StickUpArtist Basic Member	these 62 lines get you good quick Voted: Lightsabers / managram Posted on: 2011-11-13 13:18:12
Stanky Bitch <Bitch> Basic Member	Lol this wouldve been better if a vet had taken it instead of a new guy Voted: Lightsabers / managram Posted on: 2011-11-13 13:38:15
managram Basic Member	new guy, read it and tell me its not legendary. Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 13:39:09
SAND	one easily got this .. gb vb no h8 Voted: Lightsabers / managram Posted on: 2011-11-13 14:54:55
managram Basic Member	the guy talks shit about guns for 64 bars and hes better than me... wow Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 14:57:15
Killuminati666 Basic Member	close wun gb Voted: Lightsabers / managram Posted on: 2011-11-13 15:41:51
StickUpArtist Basic Member	good battle onesided however. Voted: Lightsabers / managram Posted on: 2011-11-13 17:44:58
Stanky Bitch <Bitch> Basic Member	No expo needed, dudes banned Voted: Lightsabers / managram Posted on: 2011-11-13 19:37:17
Letum	dimes just for the effort fam lol Voted: Lightsabers / managram Posted on: 2011-11-13 23:40:17
Killuminati666 Basic Member	did anyone actually read managrams... its kinda hilarious Voted: Lightsabers / managram Posted on: 2011-11-14 09:04:13
V3numb <CHALKLINED>	dont mind 666 he d/r anyone from england or just a multi idk.. or maybe just aint know flow.. anyways fv no h8 vb FAIRRR Voted: Lightsabers / managram Posted on: 2011-11-14 09:22:33
Killuminati666 Basic Member	so... no one read it, thats appauling Voted: Lightsabers / managram Posted on: 2011-11-14 13:31:45
jeff lite Basic Member	nice battles one got a lil bit more Voted: Lightsabers / managram Posted on: 2011-11-16 09:58:34
The King Martian Basic Member	im feelin this battle i gave this one to the one with punchlines and wordplay Voted: Lightsabers / managram Posted on: 2011-11-16 10:24:31
Phoenix	hE IS BANNED SO YE 1 LOL Voted: Lightsabers / managram Posted on: 2011-11-16 11:36:35


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