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Length: 64 Lines

king of the smile (67%) WINNER

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Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Queensland, Australia

jesus_christ (33%)

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Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Chantilly, Virginia, United States

king of the smile

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Ghost*MERKIN-UR-BEEF*,While*SEARHIN-4-SHEEP*,these styles*HURTIN-UR-NIECE*,After mixin*DIRT-IN-UR-SPEECH*With*DETERGANT-&-BLEECH*,2 silence this*UNCERTAIN-GEEK*Lookin like*EARKLE-WIT-GREASE*,Ghost*EATEN-UR-BEEF*,murk this fuckhead at sum local*DESERTED-BEACH*,
To*REACH-DEFEAT-AT*WWW(DOT)GETTHEFUCKON(DOT)COM.,Fuck this vet wannabe,*LEAVE-HIM-ON-THA-STREET-SPOT-MONGED*,CONTRA*SHAKIN-THROUGH-THA-RAP-SITE*,Im ghost*MISTAKIN-WHO-BLEW-YA-SLACK-WRITES*,He thinkin its over with 1 verse,ha ghost'll be*'BACK-LIKE'*Ice black*PLAQUE-MITES*,Leaven this nurse chokin on*'PCP-CRACK-PIPES'*,make sure*ITS-FUCKIN-SHOVED-&-TELEKINETICALLY-PACKED-TIGHT*,Those beefer Bitches*SHOVE-JERBALS-IN-THERE-ARSE*,Fuckin fat arse punks*LOVE-BURGERS-IN-CLASS*,Ghost*'DUB'-'HERBAL-SPARKS'*And produce*PUMPED-VERBALS-STAFF*,
Ghosts*SQUEEZIN-YA-TOASTED-WINGS-SPLAT-TOGETHA*,From anywhere and everywhere*PEOPLE-SAYIN-GHOST-DID-FRINGE-DAT-MORE-BETTA*,
I Got*HIGHER-FREQUENCIES-THEN-A-PORPISS*,I*'FLUKE-THA-MAKE'-'AMAZE-DEM'-'PENETRATE-THIS-SOBER-SOLDIER'-'INTO-4-BITS'*,And*BOOT-THIS-FAKE-TODAY-WHEN-I-CAST-A-DEBATE-TO-DOZA-COMA-THE-FRIGGEN-TORTISE*,And when it comes to ya*CORPSE-TRIK*,.:I'm:.that crazy I'll*'SHOOT-YA'-'WAIT-A-DAY'-'THEN-MASTERBATE-OVER-YA-RIGAMORTIS,
Hearing nothing but*SCREAMS-FROM-UR-MOUTH*,as Ghost*SCREENS-FOR-UR-HOUSE*to come in and*PARALYZE-THIS-MOUSE*while eaten the*SPLEEN-OF-HIS-SPOUSE*,
ghost like*HANIBAL-LECTOR*At a*CANNIBAL-SECTOR*,Actin with *BRITANICAL-LESURE,my'mechanical treasures'r sicka then*ETHIOPIAN-KIDS-IN-HOSPITALS*,Fuck these bitches'They got butterflies in there*TONSIL-BITS*,while Ghosts got Defenderous blows'to bomb this*LEGEND-DIPSHIT*,Your*REALLY-HOPING-U-WIN-THIS-OBSTACLE*,iris opticals combined with*INTA-IMPATHICAL-PREASURE*& an*INTERGALACTICAL-MEASURE*That'll*DINT-A-DRASTICAL-GESTURE*into Your*MATHIMATICAL-BEST-SLUR*,
*MIGHT-GO-BLAST-YA-NATION-WITH-BUCKS*& leave this cunt*MICRO-MASTERBATIN-IN-CUPS*,Ghost*NITRO-GAS-VAPOURIN-YA-FUCKS*Into*HYPO-FASCINATIN-YA-THUGS*,
Metaphorically You*HISTORICALLY-CANT-FIND-GHOST*,like*SORCERY-IN-CHANT-LINE-BLIND-POSTS*,While we take our*MOUTHS-2-THA-TOP*We*SHOOT-UP-YOUR-BLOCK-WITH-MASTERMIND-SMOKES*,Cause we dope hounds*SEARCHEN-4-LIME-GREEN-ENERGY*Bitch, 10 times tha*1st-IN-UR-TEAM-PEDERGREE*Couldn't match up to 1 of my *MIND-BEAMS-ENERGY*,*BURSTEN-YOUR-SPLEEN-MEDICALLY*,This bitch Sayin*SURGEON-UR-MEAN-''GENTALLY*,Ghost puttin this Jokes*HEAD-IN-A-VICE*,*INSTEAD-OF-ADVICE*let the*LEAD-SKIN-YA-TWICE*cause this jokes a*FED-IN-DISGUISE*,this kidz bitch ass b*HEADEN-DEM-GUYS*,
Yo you'll here them*AUTO-MATIC-BULLETS-WHISTLIN-BITCH*,Means ghosts to the *PROMATIC-FULLEST''-BLISTERIN-SPITS*is Leaven this*SNITCH*Eaten*PSYCHOPATHIC-BULLOCK-GLISTLIN-SHITS*,
Ur the new *DIKE-BITCH*who Wouldn't*LIKE-THIS**RITOUS**HYPE-SPIT*So I'ma*WRITE-THIS*Laced with*NITROS*And c if he*BITES-BITS*Of different types of*CYPRESS*,(pine oil)
Leaven this joke  piosened *UP-IN-A-G-COFFIN*C tha shit*FUCKIN-RA-B-PLOTTEN*Always*WHATCHIN*Your life like a*GOBLIN*,Your*FRUNTIN-WHEN-JOTTIN*(Contraghost~Thug~4~Life)Slave whip Faggott, have yo
ass pickin*MARFUCKIN-COTTIN*
The*CANIBUS-ANALYSUS*(analysis)of this jokes*BIOLOGICAL-BATTLE-BRUS*,Is actually similar to*PROTONICAL-CATTLE-DUST*,Cause this jokes raps are*ATOMICAL-MATTER-CUZ*,Ghost traps that*DIOBOLICAL-TALENT-BUD*,Esspecailly with*MECHANICAL-NOTES*this fairy couldn't*LOGICALLY-RATTLE-BRUHS*, Even with*BRITANICAL-QUOTES*
Plus Your *MICROSCOPICAL-BATTERED-PUS*,Listen up LEGENDZ,ghost
and* all my homies,Blast*YUZ*with*NINETEEN-CLIPS*,Have bitches shit*LIME-GREEN-SHIT*,cause ghost is eaten Your*'BLIND-DREAMS'-'BITCH'*,whatever happened to the *CRIME SCENE KLIQUE*
,you aint nothing but*FRAGMENTS-OF-HYDRO*,So ghost'll smoke this kid like*MAGNUMS-MIGHT-GO*,before and after *STAGNUNT-FIGHTS-BRO*,& during fuckin your*FAT-MUMS-LYPO*,Have MRS BITCH*GASPIN-HYPO-CONTRAGHOSTS-A-FUCKING-MISTRO*,
Your lookin like a*SODIUM-CARBINYTE*goin*PLATINUM-FARINHYTE*,he'll be havin a*TROUBLESOME-MARRAGE-FIGHT*with his mum over a*CALCIUM-PARASITE*,that ghost*PLANTED-IN-THIS-SLIM-SHIT-VICTEM*to fuck up this Bitches*INCHANTED-LIMBIC-SYSTEM*,i got this bitch*PANTIN-&-BLISTERING*,Cause ghost *HOTTER-THEN-WIEPA-SUMMERS*and leaven this Bitch*DECAYING-FROM-HEATSTROKE*after*PORTRAYING-COMPLETE_JOKES*about your*LETS-BEEF-VOTES,
*SQEEZE-HIM*With*TWEAZERZ*&*TAZERZ**HURT-YA-NERVES-WITH-SERVES-OF CRIME* ,Your*SUBURBS*Couldn't*TUNE-A-VERSE-SWINE*Even if they were*RADIO-LAZERZ*In a*PARELLEL-UNIVERSE-TIME*,Yo First, us aussies are*PROFESSIONAL-CROWD-PLEAZERZ*,Ya bitch ass dialect get blown by*PROUD-SPEAKERZ*,When ghost*BURSTS-DYNAMITE-STICKS*From my*THRONES-FINER-WRITE-SPITZ*2*BIND-THIS-MITE-WITH-CRIPPEN-TIGHT-TRICKZ*2*EXTRADITE-THIS**ISRAELITE-BITCH*4 not worshipping the*DAY-&-NIGHTNESS*Ghost*LIGHTS-THIS*Bitches block up with the *BRIGHTNESS*
My*GATZ-&-NINES*,*SPLAT-YA-MIND*,Leave this bitch*FLAT-ON-THE-GRIND*,Then I*GRAB-YOUR-SPINE*,Ya fat ass*SWINE*,rip out that*SPINAL-CHORD*,grab your*CEREBREL-CORTEX*With the*FINAL-WORDS*,Through a*CATHEDRAL-VORTEX*,(HaVe YoU eVeR dAnCeD wItH tHe DeViL In ThE pAlE mOoNlIgHt).
ghosts *OATH-PITCH*swarm in like*LOCUST*and leave this pitiful*BROKE-BITCH**COPE-WITH*being dipped down in*VOLC-PITS*,(volcano pits)*BOLT-THIS*bitch to a powerpiont*VOLT-SWITCH*Then spit the*COLT-SPITZ*2 spark him up with*JOLT-TWISTS*,Cause ghosts*BLACK-MAGICAL-POTIONS*leave this*FAT-TRADGICAL-GROPIST**SMOKED-WITH*the Kliques*MAC-TACTICAL-FOCUS*,this rap site*POPELESS*&*SPASTICLY-HOPELESS*,Whatch out for the*TELEPATHICALS-DOPEST*He*WROTE-THIS*laced with the*SCOPENESS*2*SMOKE-THIS*FuCkInG*SMOKED-BITCH*With*BROKE-BITZ*,Then leave this*ABIOTIC-BEING*chokin off my*MICRO-ATOMICLE-TONICS-CUZ* this *PSYCOTIC-DEMON*get Smashed with*HYPO-MOLECULER-SONICS-BRUHZ* have EMCEE smashed like*PROTONICAL-ONYX-CRUST*& smoked like*HYDROPONICAL-CHRONIC-DUST*
DROPMIC

jesus_christ

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boy all you talk about is *beef-n-burgers*/
like workin at the burger joint's gotchu *dreamin-burners*/
well you just *hand-me-a-free-dessert-cuz* that's the only way ur *hand's-gonna-squeeze-or-squirt-dun*/
believe ME-YOU I ain't the *SEE-THRU-type*/
and all ur "ice black mite" shit just dont *SEEM-TO-tight*/
I think ur pants got their *SEAMS-TO-tight* and ur just embarrassed to say where you *BEEN-TO-right?*/
so dont underestimate cuz all ur gonna *receive-are-LOSSES*/
ur AUSSIE science bullshit has got me *feeling-NAUSEOUS*/
to the point where I suggest that you *proceed-wit-CAUTION*/
cuz ill rip out my own *cerebral-cortex* and *beat-you-worthless*/
your verses are wack and *sound-like-you-googled-em* *rewound-and-just-doodled-em*/ 
I'm *astounded-by-the-dude-who-done* *found-and-recruited-him*/
please take him off of this track, his *head's-hurting*/
punk "arse" biotch needs to *get-worthy*/
come back when he gets some school, a little *tech-learning*/
next to me lookin like an aussie *fred-kirby*/
u say you'll eat the spleen of my *spouse-well-how's-that?*/
only thing this dude eats is *mouse-and-outback*/
run-UP and burn DOWN your *house-in-all-black*/
from sun-UP to sun DOWN I'll leave your *trousers-full-of-crap*/
no bitches for you, only *masturbatin*/
grab your books, sit, and listen - *class-is-waitin*/
so stop *procrastinatin*/
cuz JESUS-CHRIST would BE-A-DYKE before your *ass-was-satan*/
i'm sick wit it, plus sick of you, ready to *BLAST-this-aussie*/
all you'll see is the FLASH, the barrel *STRASS-n-glossy*/
bullet holes lookin like a fuggin *RASH-of-poxy*/
nuthin personal, like a fuggin *jab-in-hockey*/
u aint a pusher, u aint holdin shit, I'm a *pound-runner*/
wit dat kusha n dem boulder bricks, the central *town-drugger*/
i gotta eat, so dont u sleep or let me catch u *round-supper*/
cuz imma use u as a seed to grow my weed *DOWN-UNDER*/
i lose myself in the wealth that breeds from intuition/
never listen, just grippin the tech on every mission/
flippin bricks, while skippin them rocks to god's riddens/
copin, drippin myself in the shit, my mind's trippin/
so listen, u dirty hoe-swingin *monkey-faggot*/
imma take ur ass to skool, then pop the *trunk-n-bag-it*/
no time for ur kangaroos n *drunken-habits*/
make yourself fuggin ghost, be gone u *bloody-maggot*/
hip hop cast you out, ur australian *roots-have-failed*/
ur better off as a sailor, grab your sea *boots-n-bail*/
better yet become a tailor, measure guys *foot-to-tail*/
whatever u do, do-it-right, cuz i cant see you movin-white/
and i dont want you viewin-sites just to rip some dudes-who-write/
ur talkin "intergalactics" and *"fragment"-shit*/
I'm bout to *slap-this-bitch* for being a *faggots-dick*/
ill spit your own words atcha except *backwards-bitch*/
and still make em rhyme: surb-elttab-lacig/ find it yourself
so homie, what's good?  cuz it *aint-your-skillz*/
you mix english like a fuggin immigrant *waitress-will*/
it makes my *stomach-queezy*, your shit is *dumb-n-cheesy*/
they say killin a person is hard, with you the *gun'll squeeze-me*/
im glad im bout departed, cuz ur shit's fuggin retarded/
it stinks like when i farted, and just think you fuggin started/
while you're *heavily-guarded*, i'm *ready-for-carnage*/
while you're *petty-n-garbage*, I'm *steady-on-target*/
while you're *head-is-up-arses*, I'm distributin carts-n-bricks, parts-n-bits, and yes, led-in-dem-cartridges/
a *heartless-prick* ready to *start-sum-shit*, you never/
*thought-this-quick* *apart-from-dick*, you better/
get with the PROGRAM, you fags-hangin-together/
i clap with BOTH HANDS, leave this *lads-cranium-severed*/
and spin his aussie ass like the *tazmanian-devil*, give him a silver medal PLEASE

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Battle started: October 5^th 2010 at 06:45
Challenger joined: October 5^th 2010 at 15:48

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2010-10-05 15:48:32).

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MULTIPLYA <AUSS1E> Basic Member	dope spit Comment Only Posted on: 2010-10-05 07:19:31
king of the smile Basic Member	Any Takers.... Comment Only Posted on: 2010-10-05 08:04:09
DonAiRE Basic Member	thats a long ass verse.. Comment Only Posted on: 2010-10-05 08:11:54
Flavs	Nice Drop Fam. Comment Only Posted on: 2010-10-05 09:12:46
Tokarev TT-33 Basic Member	shit!! Nice drop brotha...... but it's too long for me :) Comment Only Posted on: 2010-10-05 09:53:03
king of the smile Basic Member	No-one Comment Only Posted on: 2010-10-05 10:48:46
EJT Live Battler	lol recycler Comment Only Posted on: 2010-10-05 12:20:55
Dessaline	^^ RIGHT LMFAO Comment Only Posted on: 2010-10-05 12:26:13
K Rizzy	fuck that should of made like three 16's or a few 8's outta this no one is gonan touch this for a while Comment Only Posted on: 2010-10-05 12:36:01
FullBloodedReg Basic Member	aint no body bout to read all this shit. niggas got add Comment Only Posted on: 2010-10-05 13:43:20
ViTRiOL <DGAF> Scheme Champion	Sheeeit, could make a fucking book wit' that dawg. Fuck 64s. Peeps gonna wither n' die 'fore they finish. Voted: king of the smile / jesus_christ Posted on: 2010-10-05 14:29:52
Loc up Basic Member	GOD DAAAAAAAAMN WEND U FIND TIME 2 SPIT DAT SHIT ON A KEYBOARD FUCK DAT!!!! MAKE IT SHORTER DUH FUCK IS WRONG WIT U LOL dope shit niggah 4 real respect+ Comment Only Posted on: 2010-10-05 15:07:21
ViTRiOL <DGAF> Scheme Champion	Tsch, multis and punches win this one. Nice try, but the opener was obviously helluva lot more calculated. Fair one in. Vote back wit' fairs. Voted: king of the smile / jesus_christ Posted on: 2010-10-05 16:16:30
Profite <1DR>	Good Battle..God Bless Voted: king of the smile / jesus_christ Posted on: 2010-10-08 18:05:43
MC LENOER Basic Member	LOOKS LIKE BOTH OF YA COMPUTERS CRASHED OR SUMTHIN' Voted: king of the smile / jesus_christ Posted on: 2010-10-08 21:46:29


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