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Cletus (0%)

Basic Member

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Crew: Redneck Squad

Reppin: Choccolocco, Alabama, United States

_SIR_ (100%) WINNER

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Reppin: Atlanta, Georgia, United States

Cletus

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Lookie here, this FAKE HAS GOT TO LOSE like a retired mechanic I will MAKE HIM DROP HIS TOOLS Since your behind my bars, I will leave �Sir in jail� but he�s not TAKING SHOTS OF BOOZE = Big floppy donkey dick this WHORE LIKES TO TAKE IN on the weekend his SPORTS DYKES AND GAY MEN I deal with heavyweight�s everyday, but �Sir thin, too weak� like planning a FORTNIGHT VACATION = Cletus a animal, I could TURN ON HIS FACE This vegetable should go home, first fault was his TURN-UP MISTAKE Hillbilles always keep it honest but �Sir Lion� so he�ll get BURNT AT THE STAKE = I cant believe this CLOWN MAKIN DISS�S when he should be FOUND SCRAPING DISHES It aint nothingg to get rid of you like trash, never is  �a sir trouble� until his FOUNDATION MISSING = Cletus Spuckler YeeeeHawwwww

_SIR_

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i'm "Edward Scissorhands" i got the "PRES.(President) SEEIN' THREATS" so call the "Secret Service" cuz if this dude SAYS HE IN SETS i'll come "Scissor" like "LESBIAN SEX!!!" dude i'll have you AND YER' SETS SHOOK when i come and satart to "Toast And Glaze This Fishy" guy like how a "SalaMANDER CHEF, COOK!" i don't understand "Hillbilly Talking" so i'll bring you a "GRAMMER TEXTBOOK!!!" talking about "Donkey Dicks?".... must of learned about them in the "BARN WIT' YA MULES!" so you'll get "Hunted Till I'm Gone" like "GARNETT n' DA WOLVES!" like this "Hillbill Would Say"..... "DARN IT, YA FOOLS!!!!" now you know where "CLETUS'S DIEING TO TAKE ME" cuz like in the "Octomom's Stomache" abunch of "FETUS'S TRYING TO BREAK FREE!!!" looking at me, "His Dick'll BELIEVES: HARDEN!!" but this dude really just "RECIEVES: PARDON? Did You Eat Viagra Out OF EVE'S GARDEN!?!"

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Battle started: April 11^th 2010 at 01:21
Challenger joined: April 11^th 2010 at 08:47

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2010-04-11 08:47:29).

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Cletus <YeeeHawww> Basic Member	Explanation: Wordplay, Sir in jail = syringe ale. Sir thin, too weak = Certain two week. Sir Lion = Sirloin. A sir trouble = Assert rubble. YeeeeeHawwwwww Comment Only Posted on: 2010-04-11 01:27:00
_SIR_ Basic Member	Expo: Edward Scissorhands Is A Movie Character That Has Scissors As Hands, They Call The Secret Service If The President Has Seen Threats, To Have Sex Lesbians Scissor Their Vaginas Together, Salamander Chefs Cook Their Salamander By Glazing And Toasting Sometimes, Grammer Textbooks Help You Talk Right, Mules Are The Same Thing As Donkeys, Keving Garnett Left The Wolves, And Anything Eaten Out Of Eve's Garden Is Poison Comment Only Posted on: 2010-04-11 08:51:31
sShottiI Basic Member	merked Voted: Cletus / _SIR_ Posted on: 2010-04-11 09:40:30
_SIR_ Basic Member	Typo: his Dick BELIEVES: HARDEN Comment Only Posted on: 2010-04-11 10:54:23
DriftX Basic Member	fv, one flowed a lil better. gb and vb on mine! Voted: Cletus / _SIR_ Posted on: 2010-04-11 12:01:25
Ohs <LikeTheCup>	fv Voted: Cletus / _SIR_ Posted on: 2010-04-11 12:24:56
JWall <DNA>	Cletus your punches didn't hit that hard. I would suggest set up your concepts and then go back and fill in the rest. Sir you started out nice but towards the end you fell off alot. I would have voted 9-8 but there was a lot of slack in the verse. high 8 to low 8 Voted: Cletus / _SIR_ Posted on: 2010-04-12 18:58:01
TheStudent <GS> The Class President	Dropped A Fair One. -Stu Voted: Cletus / _SIR_ Posted on: 2010-04-12 20:41:17


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