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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 16 Lines

StLou (40%)

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: London, Ontario, Canada

Kevdog (60%) WINNER

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: EVIL L.O.O.C.S

Reppin: Simi Valley, California, United States

StLou

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i suggest u put a KEVLAR VEST ON KEVDOG!/ cuz this is lyrical homicide, words like bullets.. leave half of ur CHEST GONE!/ im the next best on "letsbeef, TXT UR SONG!"(lol)/ this guys like a cardinals fan.. his BETS WERE WRONG!/ he wrote 32 bars on the river "tasty" now the kids FEELIN GOOD/ well ur girls got some slivers while u "wasted" ur time, cuz i was FEEDIN her WOOD/ she wore ur sweater "suckin my dick" so i SKEET IN THE HOOD/ im big foot "fuckin ur chick" so u can SEE WHERE WE STOOD!!/.. see im new at this but dont waste my time "dippin" my toe in the WATER/ im natural to this rap shit like "swimmin" is to an OTTER/ smarter, droppin bombs even ALIENS FELT IT/ i smell shit? YOU DELT IT! its ur rhymes, ur the one who wrote, n SPELL CHECKED/ mines "sick.." got more brains then can "fit," ina ALIEN HELMET!/ u smoke crack, I SELL IT, u "obvious"ly actin/ im "robbin" this over "optimist" i beat him for PRACTICE!!!/ i bust stunts in my flow, urs needin some BACKFLIPS/ u ""WRITE RHYMES"" never ""RAP"" suckin dicks the only "reason" u "need a" CHAPSTICK!!/ sportscenter "UFC", im "GSP" poundin on B-J/ just cuz u 'suck' n r a 'fag' dont mean im needin a B-J(haa)/ enough about the fightin n MARTIAL ARTS/ while i spit venomous words urs STINK u choke, burp, n GARGLE up FARTS!!/ ur weak findin ur "knowledge" in the ENCY-CLO-PEDIA/ like the chris brown n rihanna "raw shit" i EXCITE-THE-MEDIA!/ im sorry if im SLIGHTLY- TEASIN-YUH/ there is no reason-fuh me SETTIN the gold METAL fuh this BATTLE on such a high PEDESTAL but a HAD TO, TRASH YOU so BAD YOU'd, give up with a simple "oh tay" like the kid from little RASCALS, asshole!! haa WAX

Kevdog

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Ok St Lou.... Imana be real YOU a NOOB ~ And ya rhymes need some WORK ~ Tell me how big a fucking "alien helmet" is ~ While you "skeet in the hood".... you FUCKIN "JERK"!!!! ~ Basically you gave it a good ATEMPT ~ To try to fuck with this VET ~ How is #457 on TEXT ~ "NEXT TO BEST"??? ~ Lol... ~ Maybe he in ALTERNATE UNIVERSE ~ Where every spit is equal... ya know UNI-VERSE!!!! ~ But I speak closer to #1 cause I've got a tigher UNI-VERSE ~ If you too big for this metaphorical casket I built for you???? ~ Then I'll chop off your legs so we can fit you in the UNI-HERSE!!! ~ Look you the UNI-WORST! ~ Cause when I bust??? ~ You can call me UNI-BURST!!! ~ Cause like Neo I bust to BIRTH ~ N Make LIGAMENTS WORK ~ With the help of Morpheus I get back to strength ~ To EMP shockwave SENTINAL TWIRP!!! ~ But LOU ~ Tell me why YOU ~ Like to create RAINBOWS ~ With chapstick around dicks on BRAUGHS???? ~ hahahha ~ You paint more rainbows that HAWAII ~ With you giving so much head to guys in hotel rooms LYIN??? ~ Didn't ya know AIDS is incurable???? ~ Man this diseased EMCEE is on his "deathbed" DYIN!!!! ~ But you love to DYE/DIE!!!! ~ Water colors on PENIS TIP ~ Cream colored facials watch the SEMEN DRIP (ewwww) ~ Man LOU is addicted to DICK ~ Like Robert "PALMER" ~ He dons a dick on his chest ~ Like nights to ARMOR!!! ~ He like N.B.A player the way he PALMS BALLS!!! ~ Has a tight grip on his gay religion ~ Like a fag sermon his PSALMS CALL!!! ~ But see he walking a like of SIN ~ Cause a dicks in his mouth ~ And balls are hitting his CHIN!!!! ~ But see before that.... dick was all in his but ~ SO NOW HE'S GOT A SHIT EATING GRIN!!!! ~ Somebody please tell me... with the garbage he spit.... HOW THE FUCK IS HE GOING TO WIN????!!!! lol

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Battle started: February 13^th 2009 at 20:43
Challenger joined: February 17^th 2009 at 12:38

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2009-02-17 12:38:14).

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StLou Basic Member	hahaha ok... i little funny buuut i had u dog, u went over bored with the "UNI"-everything.. like i said "u smoke crack, I SELL IT, u "obvious"ly actin/ im "robbin" this over "optimist" i beat him for PRACTICE!!" if u dont know wat optimist means look it up, i was rite wen i said "OVER" b4 it... respect tho holla Comment Only Posted on: 2009-02-17 12:47:22
MCDirtyDishes Basic Member	good ass battle... both came hard!!! "you FUCKIN "JERK"!!!! ~ Basically you gave it a good ATEMPT ~ To try to fuck with this VET ~ How is #457 on TEXT ~ "NEXT TO BEST"???" that line won it for me! both did ya thing...respect,1 Voted: StLou / Kevdog Posted on: 2009-02-19 22:16:45
MCDirtyDishes Basic Member	nobodys voted??? wow-people dont know what there missin!!!! Voted: StLou / Kevdog Posted on: 2009-02-20 08:58:43
StLou Basic Member	votes baby VOTES!!! Comment Only Posted on: 2009-02-20 11:35:44
bigg5 Basic Member	nice really just need da cred Voted: StLou / Kevdog Posted on: 2009-02-20 15:53:01
youngswagg <CTBRO> Basic Member	fv gud shyt both was hott keep doin yall thang Voted: StLou / Kevdog Posted on: 2009-02-20 17:46:46
Strait Beefin Basic Member	strait up stlou came harder and kev dog u over did it with that uni shit, Voted: StLou / Kevdog Posted on: 2009-02-20 17:48:28
Young Great <DI> Basic Member	hard Voted: StLou / Kevdog Posted on: 2009-02-20 21:56:04


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