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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 16 Lines

M_Neezy (33%)

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Clearlake, California, United States

leet_rhymist (67%) WINNER

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Clearlake, California, United States

M_Neezy

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M_Neezy a real street ni*** reppin' that 707...yo yo im bout to set it off in dis mutha**cka

you can call me 'Tom Hanks'... im in 'a league of my own', 
its like i work for 'Tyson Foods' ...i  got plenty 'chicks' to bone.
i smell like 'kerosene' ...cause all i do is carry 'heaters',
my glock goes 'pop pop' ...like those 'rice cereal' eaters.
call me 'pilsbury'...cause you know im bout that 'dough man',
ive got so much 'ice'...in summer i can make a 'snowman'.
its like i work an 'ice cream truck' ...you know ive got 'Good Humor'. 
your rap shit is 'benign' man...even arnold said 'its not a tumor!',
i'll make you 'black-eyed' like those 'peas'...so soothe it with some Vicks,
'Getting Retarted' in here...you should join Rap 'Special Olympics'.


yeah thats right man, like Candy Land in a vice...I got this game tight!

M_Neezy

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you may be the 'leet_rhymist', but the 'leet_flowist' you aint,
the way that i 'deliver my presence', you could call me a 'Saint'.
you took me 'under your wing', and yeah i saw your 'bird chest',
unless your gat is packed with 'Unisom', you can't 'lay me to rest'.

i'll should call u 'dr._rhymist', on these nuts saying 'turn and cough',
but instead i'll call you 'Butt Raider', like u some gay-ass 'Lara Croft'.
clown? yea i look like a juggalo, cause i smuggle OZ and snuggle hoes,
with all these low blows, if i get any lower i'll be clowning your toes.

when im talkling about 'OZ' man, there's no 'Wonderful Wizard',
M_Neezy's the 'ice' man, don't you get caught in his 'blizzard'.
'cowardly lion' heres your 'courage', please don't act so timid,
my rhymes keep you guessin like its the '$25,000 pyr'mid'.

'cause ive got the itches to leave snitches in ditches,
forget what u said, you caught your itches from bitches.
i am 'big' for my britches, leave your mamma with stitches,
up and down in my cutlass, and shes' hittin switches....

im 'robbin' your 'hood' wif my gat 'tuck'd, so you just call me a 'friar',
smoke a bitch? you couldn't smoke a fish if i was to give you a fire.
my words may be 'sweet', but they weren't meant to be 'tasteful',
i should remove you from this mic, because your shits' just wasteful.

like a jim carrey flick, you are a liar liar....i think you ARE scared, you need to retire....

leet_rhymist

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Bitch, you dont even know who you're dissin',<br>Its times like these, that get me to reminiscin',<br>When you'd suck dick for a nickle and dance for a dime,<br>Too bad your lips are way past their prime.<br><br>I stretched your mouth out, with my massive cock,<br>You sucked like you bought shares in 'Hot Semen' stock,<br>So dont come around like you some straight G,<br>'Cause I'll do like R. Kelly and cover you in pee.<br><br>OZ and Kis? Please, you gotta be joking,<br>Dick is the only thing I ever seen you smoking,<br>'Robin' my 'hood' like you're some kinda outlaw?<br>I'll pistol whip your ass, and break your fucking jaw.<br><br>You callin me Jim Carrey? Yeah, Im the Ace,<br>Why dont you go home and post on your MySpace?<br>Leave the rapping to the real playa's here,<br>The second time the ass whooping's twice as severe.<br><br>.:Peace:.<br>

leet_rhymist

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Yeah, Like candyland, your words are so sweet,<br>But you flow like sewage backing up in the street,<br>Its cool though, maybe Ill take you under my wing,<br>'Cause I spit the sic lyrics that'll make your head ring.<br><br>Should call you Tom Hanks cause your 'Big' for your britches,<br>While I got the itches for bitches and riches,<br>You smell like kerosene, my lines will set you on fire,<br>If I said I was scared, you could call me a liar.<br><br>Like Wayne Brady, I might have to choke a bitch,<br>Keep talking this mess, I might have to smoke a bitch,<br>Come to me frontin' and I'll lay you to rest,<br>I'm for real nigga, as you might have guessed.<br><br>Your flexin' and hollerin', it don't make me blink,<br>I'd butt fuck your mom, just to make you think,<br>So saddle up bitch, ride your ass out of town,<br>Cause my lyric concoction makes you look like a clown.<br><br>

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Battle started: August 22^nd 2006 at 17:23
Challenger joined: August 23^rd 2006 at 01:32

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2006-09-02 02:53:44).

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M_Neezy Basic Member	im sicc. Comment Only Posted on: 2006-08-25 16:37:30

red eye Basic Member	leet Voted: M_Neezy / leet_rhymist Posted on: 2006-09-02 09:40:11
UrbanHitman Basic Member	Voted: M_Neezy / leet_rhymist Posted on: 2006-09-03 23:52:18


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