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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 32 Lines

king of the smile (0%)

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Queensland, Australia

kidd_crack (100%) WINNER

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: Viewers Choice

Reppin: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

king of the smile

*CONTRAGHOST*the*GLASSED-PROFFESSOR*'ll be*TURNING-HALF-THESE-LETS-BEEF-BLEETING-SHEEPS-TO-SWEATERS*and the other half are*LEATHER-IN-A-FRYING-PAN-AS-BEEFERS-CAUGHT-SIZZLING-AS-SAUSAGES-HEATED*while we're at the*BIG-BBQ*at*MECCA-THA-DESERTED-BEACH-TURNING-THIS-FOOD-OVER-AS-A-VERMAN-TREAT*just no it was the*GERMAN-FEET*at an*EVERLASTING-DESERT-FIX-OF-LETS-BEEFS-SUBURBAN-SPEECH*handed 2*CONTRAGHOST*the*URBAN-CHEIF-ON-LEAFS-AS-BURNING-BEEF*are your*1st-BURNS-3rd-DEGREE*from being a*NERD-IN-GREASE*smithers(poof)you couldn't be a*TERTIARY-NOKTURNAL-SHIEK*even if you were*SURFACEN-DREAMS*about being*PERFECT-IN-SCHENES*like the*UNIVERSITIES-CHURCH-PRIEST-(COLONEL-C)*at*12-O'CLOCK,THE-TIME-MANS-ETERNITY*where*TELEKENESIS*is*HEARD-OF-G*from a*COLT-OF-WEDJEY-WORRIORS*us*12-PRO-BOXERZ-LEAVE-THESE-HURT-G'S-IN-EMERGANCY-SURGERY*after yous*HEARD-OF-(C)-HERDEN-THESE-BLIRTIN-G'S-WHO-MURDERED-BY-A-GLADIATOR-WORRIOR-WITH-ENGUAGEMENTS*cuz I'm*ANCIENT*so when i leave this*SLAVES-PLANS-BASIC-&-DRAPE-SLAMED-FROM-THE-PAVEMENT-WITH-FRAMEZ-MAN-2-INGRAVE-YAMS-ON-HIS-NAME-MAN*2 make this*DAVE-MAN-LOOK-LIKE-A-FLORA-EATING-MAMMAL*butchered*BULLOCK-CALF-MAMED-MAN-FROM-THE-FULLEST-ARC-OF-A-POLLOCK-DART*so when i*START-I-CAN-PULL-A-FART*over this*TIOLET-MOUTH-WHO's-SKINNED*
(Emcee)& put*ON-ICE-WITH-ENVOKED-SPIRITZ*2 look like*BRUITALLY-BRANDED-BEEF-THROUGH-HANDED-SPEECH*24 hours later he*DEFROSTED-2-A-JAMMED-LEACH*& looken like a*DOCTRON-OF-SIZZLING-BLADESTEAK-FILLETZ-FOSHAW*nice, tasty &*FULL-OF-HALF-A-TON-OF-NUTRITIONAL-FILLETZ*so where gonna start by biolin*THIS-FAT-BOY-WITH-MOLTON-LAVA*from the*MIDDLE-RINGS-FLAMEZ-&-BOLT-HIM-DOWN-WITH-DATA-TILL-THIS-FUNKERZ-FRYING-IN-MY-WOK-FAST-FROM-THE-FATHER*am i hearing this hooved*BITCH-CRYING-I'LL-SUCK-YOUR-DICK-FO-CASH-TILL-IT-BLAST-GHOST*NO NO NO NO*PLEASE-DON'T-EAT-MY-PAST-GHOST*upon this*SHOULDA-COULDA-WOULDA-BOOTHBUST-SPIT-YOU-THE-TRUTH-BRUHS-WHEN-YOU-BOOST-UP-ON-MOOSE-BUCKS-CRIP*the*KNOWLEDGE*down to this*GOOSE-WHO'S-PUMPED-WITH-SALTS,SAUCES-N-DIP*the only way he gonna*REACH-THOSE-PEARLIES*Is if he was that*BIG-ROUND-NOSED-SEXY-RUTHLESS-BITCH*with*THOSE-FLEXY-TOOTHBRUSH-BITZ*he*DON'T-STAND-A-CHANCE-IN-THIS-MOVIE-MAN*he like*THE-FIRST-VICTIM*in the*OOZIE-PLAN-OF-STEVEN-KING-IN-THE-HORROR-FILM-THE-BOOGEY-MAN*yeah thats it you get*MERCANARY-SMACKED-BY-YOUR-OWN-HATRED*(hate red)its*SPLATTER-UNIVERSITY*and your the*DEAN-GETTEN-SLICED-BY-SERATEDS-&-SWIPED-BY-XRATEDS*not 2 mention*GRAMMER-DATA-TEMPLATED-BY-THIS-CURSE-G*then I tell you ya couldn't*SHIP-KEYS*even if you were a*LOCKSMITH-CONTRACTOR*in his*VAN*packed up in*OCEAN-LINER-FRIEGHTZ*goin towards*GERMANY*so I*SQEEZE-HIM*(emcee)with*TWEAZERZ*&*TAZERZ*2
*HURT-YA-NERVES-WITH-SERVES-OF-CRIME*Your*SUBURBS*Couldn't*TUNE-A-VERSE*Even if they were*RADIO-LAZERZ*In a*PARELLEL-UNIVERSES-TIME*First,FRONTLINE are*PROFESSIONAL-CROWD-PLEAZERZ*Ya bitch ass dialect get blown by*PROUD-SPEAKERZ*second When ghosts*BURSTIN-DYNAMITE-STICKS*From my*THRONES-FINER-WRITE-SPITZ*2*BIND-THIS-MITE-WITH-CRIPPEN-TRICKZ*
I*EXTRADITE-THIS-ISRAELITE-BITCH*4 not worshipping the*DAY-&-NIGHTNESS*rip out that*SPINAL-CHORD*grab your*CEREBREL-CORTEX*With the*FINAL-WORDS*Through a*CATHEDRAL-VORTEX*
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kidd_crack

yall saying this JOKES AH RAPPER?if its beef you beter HOPE FOR LAFFTER/
wit da heat-boo i'll leave ya "see-thru" and turn this HOE TA CASPER !!!/
i make it "rain" i'ma THUNDER ON THIS FRAUD/
look YO if i'm "PRO" i just WONDER WHOS THE "CON"?!!!/
look dawg when i SQUEEZE AND SPRAY? this GEEK WILL LAY/
(looks at his town)FAM i'll go to your "LAND" and turn ya QUEENS TA SLAVES !!!/
when it comes to FUCKING AH SLUT? i'll take ya SHOTTI FIRST
and when"SHOTTI'S BURST" i don't mean shes BUSTIN AH NUT !!!
on lets beef i get DUDES MURK and yes its YOU FIRST/
when i grip-heat you'll be laying six-deep and everything i "spit-sweet"
that even my TOOTH HURTS !!!
when shotti's-flare watch ya body-burn you'll get HAULED ON THE STREET/
my flows-hot when i say ya gurl "blow-pops" i ain't CALLIN HER SWEET !!!
wana kno why ya sweety-wet? its cuz b4 i could say gimme-head
she FALLS TO HER KNEES !!!
you say ya dudes wack? but you LAMER THEN HE/
if like evry thing u SAY WRONG but this faggots like A CON/AKON
hes like jus BLAME IT ON ME !!!/
HES-LIKE... THESE-GUYS keep SAYING I'M WEAK !!!
okay u lost GAMES OVER who cares if this LAMES OLDER!!!/
wat u SAY WEAK i SPRAY HEAT like FLAME THROWERS !!
its cuz i'm SICK WIT IT OCK wat i'm SPITTIN IS HOT/
i'll work-this-fag-kid and i'm not "curtis jackson"
but i fuck gurls dat look like VIVACA FOX !!!
RUGARS? i BLAST THOSE you WACK HOE i got power like CASTRO/
u ain't HOTTER MAN your barz SOFTER THEN... LUDAS OLD AFRO !!!/
this MAN AH GET POP when i'm BLAMIN THE GLOCK/
you crazy you could be "jay-z" and still couldn't HANDLE THE ROCK !!!
you thing you BIG BRO? dawg i'm WAY BETTER my "punches" like MAY WHEATHER
you da BIG SHOW !!!(LOOL)/
FACE IT YOU WEAK when i GET-BOMBS? u'll "GET-STOMPED"/
lets jus say your FACE N DA FEET !!!(defeat) 7 MINS LIGHT WORK

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Battle started: April 6^th 2008 at 11:46
Challenger joined: April 6^th 2008 at 15:18

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2008-04-06 15:18:21).

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Lio Messi Basic Member	King Cash anyone lmao Comment Only Posted on: 2008-04-06 12:18:34
K Rizzy	sum one whackwill get this trust me... Comment Only Posted on: 2008-04-06 12:23:11
White Rhymes Basic Member	WHO THE FUCK HAS TIME TO DO THIS? Comment Only Posted on: 2008-04-06 12:56:35
billythekill Basic Member	Contraghost didnt take his pills lmao Comment Only Posted on: 2008-04-06 13:02:45
DatNiggaGunna	wtf lolz Comment Only Posted on: 2008-04-06 13:08:49
DatNiggaGunna	shit lookz like a bunch of codes LMFAO Comment Only Posted on: 2008-04-06 13:09:15
billythekill Basic Member	^lmao. still nobody wanna take this shit? NY i dont think there's a whackwill in this place LMAO Comment Only Posted on: 2008-04-06 13:15:54
GAtEZAhVElLi-P <YFI>	GIVE ME A FEW...I GOTTZ DIZ Comment Only Posted on: 2008-04-06 13:31:24
_JunG DarwiN_ Basic Member	DAMN SON!! yu shuddav broken it down..lol.. yu wuddav got 8 ez wins if thm lames take it lmmfao.. Comment Only Posted on: 2008-04-06 13:31:37
thugpoet_on eon Basic Member	thats is kinda week....need to come harder......no multies...or i didnt take the time to read all of it.......but the first 5 bars was week as hell....so step ya game up...gotta get better Comment Only Posted on: 2008-04-06 14:12:21
Balboa Basic Member	wow...you got no life!! Comment Only Posted on: 2008-04-06 14:22:24
Lio Messi Basic Member	open for over 2 hours LMFAOOO Comment Only Posted on: 2008-04-06 14:32:05
kidd_crack <By Demand> Basic Member	I GOT THIS Comment Only Posted on: 2008-04-06 14:40:05
Killuminati Basic Member	I would get it but 32 lines = four 8 line battles. four 8 line battles for me = 4 wins. 4 wins > 1 win. ...4 battles of 8 lines give you more points than 1 battle of 32. YA DIGGG Voted: king of the smile / kidd_crack Posted on: 2008-04-06 14:54:17
kidd karma Basic Member	nice battle kidd took it EZ! Voted: king of the smile / kidd_crack Posted on: 2008-04-06 15:22:23
Killuminati Basic Member	HAHAHAHA Voted: king of the smile / kidd_crack Posted on: 2008-04-06 15:38:17
Joey Krack Exclusive Member	kidd didnt even macth bars. But he still got it. Quit with the decoration verses. Voted: king of the smile / kidd_crack Posted on: 2008-04-06 16:29:00
Shelllz Exclusive Member	Kidd Still Got It Voted: king of the smile / kidd_crack Posted on: 2008-04-08 11:52:33


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