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Length: 32 Lines

philrendell (10%)

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Indianapolis, Indiana, United States

Lio Messi (90%) WINNER

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Manchester, England, United Kingdom

philrendell

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Ok.. start wit straight shots den shut up bitch 
ya betta off like ma hoez(on da tip of ma dikk)
Cuz that�s where ya ride stops and it damn sure aint free
 u can get epilepsy fukkin wit me
Cuz I shut a bitch down put her straight on her bakk 
shake her up jus a little lyk ma flows on da trakk 
Take da hoe around the world in da bakk of ma lac 
fukk her for a couple hours den I giv da bitch bakk
It feels good to return I been gon for a while 
so u can step up to da mic or have a coke n a smile
Cuz ya dead like Kenny if ya act bukk wild 
tell ya �SHUTUP FAT ASS� lyk da lil nigga kyle
Wen I c da money comin, it givs me a boner.. 
and im all about ma DOH! But ma name not homer
yea Ya mom loves bones she�s a dog like rover 
n wen I need da bitch I jus E.T. phone home her!!!
fukk around ill hav ya shirt redder den fruit punch 
n ma dikk will cut da root of ya bitch mouf like cap'n crunch!!!
i wear diamond plated condoms thats da reason im cuttin, 
n da reason i where em is cuz  i look good wen im cummin!!!
i got but 12 lines left im a beast at dis shyt
u aint a beast at shyt bitch  u jus beat at ur dikk
tech9yne think he can rhyme he a bitch in disguise 
but wen i pull out ma nine shyt... it gets him evry time!
i may not be a rapper yea im new at dis shyt 
but i tell u wat nigga like a uzi i spit
and all dese niggaz wanna hate cuz im fukkin dey bitch
cuz u a lame lil nigga get yo weight up trikk
poppin niggas wit da ak how long will dey last
2maro aint on yo calendar so enjoy yo past
steppn n dis muthafuka n im all bout ma cash
so ima let u get bacc at me let me guess ma shyt trash?

Lio Messi

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"HEY, CHEERS FOR THE WIN". 
You'll be WRITING FOR REVIVAL and FIGHTING FOR SURVIVAL like a "bush-craft" from "RAY MEARS AND HIS TIN". 
Ima CUT YOUR CROWN and my skills going UP NOT DOWN like a one way "push-shaft" that "GAYS FEAR FOR THEIR KIN" / 
Your skills short like a STRING MEASURE and you dont BRING PLEASURE which is why your "TARTS BORED". 
You'll be FLAMING IN HEAVEN saying 'please have my "HEART LORT!" 
Only time you 'get-eight-or-sixteen' is when your AIMING AT SEVEN a bit like a "DARTS BOARD" / 
Lio'll have you BURNED ON YOUR PISS. 
Your a "devil-and-g" cuz only time your "level-with-me" is if LetsBeef TURNED COMMUNIST like "RUSSIA IN THE EIGHTIES". 
Im "LUSHER THAN YOUR LADIES" and you'll be fighting over the same girl like "USHER AND HIS MATIES"
Ima "SMASH THIS NIGGA" and "BASH THIS WIGGA" cuz HEED I FIGHT, WHORE?? 
I'll " BEAT YOU " and de "FEAT YOU" but NEED I WRITE MORE?? /
You think your a PIMP?? 
Yeah cuz your WORTH AY TARTY and man your NERF SPRAY .. HARDLY. 
You'll be "STRINGED BUT NOT ATE" cuz only time you "BRING A HOT EIGHT" is at a kids BIRTHDAY PARTY / 
Im "FRISKY AND HIGHER" cuz I got "WHISKEY THATS FIRE" like the only time I bring an EROTIC BREW. 
U on "hotmail/hot male" is the only time you net "date" but I dont mean an EXOTIC FRUIT / 
Dam this quEER MEETING ME?? Im on a BEER EATING SPREE. 
You'd be called a rider which is why you FEAR BEATING ME. 
I'll have you "FAGS PRANCING" cuz only "time SWAGS DANCING/times WAGS DANCING" is a CHEER LEADING TEAM /
After this beef you'll have "LOST IT ALL" including your wack SET-UP CLAN.
Im 'rude-as-such' but only time this 'dude-was-touched' was at a "HOSPITAL" having a CHECK UP SCAN /








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Battle started: April 2^nd 2008 at 12:07
Challenger joined: April 2^nd 2008 at 12:36

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2008-04-02 12:36:16).

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YUNGNEE <dbmz> Basic Member	lio messi why did u waste ur time dawg.. fv Voted: philrendell / Lio Messi Posted on: 2008-04-02 12:38:00
billythekill Basic Member	those kind of rap scare my eyes they wouldnt want to read... Comment Only Posted on: 2008-04-02 12:39:33
Lio Messi Basic Member	TOURNEY MONTH NEED WINS Comment Only Posted on: 2008-04-02 12:50:02
_JunG DarwiN_ Basic Member	lol^^..i fully agree..n yo messi yu din get bk at me cuzzo..ffv!! no hate.. ~FlawlesS~ Voted: philrendell / Lio Messi Posted on: 2008-04-02 12:52:41
Monsta City <SwaggeDout> Basic Member	fv..vb Voted: philrendell / Lio Messi Posted on: 2008-04-02 12:54:35
Siner <RISEN1s> Basic Member	fv vb Voted: philrendell / Lio Messi Posted on: 2008-04-02 13:08:42
Colomn~Bind Basic Member	FV VB Voted: philrendell / Lio Messi Posted on: 2008-04-02 13:23:50
EpidemikK Live Battler	FV NO H8 MESSI VB ON MY BATTLE WITH OXTHEXGREAT Voted: philrendell / Lio Messi Posted on: 2008-04-02 14:00:21
Irrepressible Basic Member	Tourn Voted: philrendell / Lio Messi Posted on: 2008-04-03 11:37:16


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