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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 32 Lines

Mikey Dinero (80%) WINNER

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Anaheim, California, United States

MikeLife (20%)

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Baltimore, Maryland, United States

Mikey Dinero

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All I see's a FAGGOT WHO LOVES DUDES/Who be SNACKIN' ON HUNG TOOLS, like a PACKAGE OF JUNK FOOD!!!And your RAPPIN' IS BUNK? TRUE...you're just the AVERAGE PUNK WHO...
will get his ass beat like Richard Simmons PRACTICING KUNG-FU!!!
You can't play HARDBALL WIT YA LAME RAPS, AND YA'LL FOOLS KNOW THAT�
CRACK-YA-HEAD, leave it mo' BLACK-N-RED than DARTH MAUL IN A KANE MASK AND A BULLS THROWBACK!!
My SMITH-N-WESSON'S POPPIN' QUEERS, hollow TIPS'LL SEND 'EM OFF THE PIER...
Da CANNON-SPARKIN will HAVE-EM-TALKIN faster than TWISTA AS AN AUCTIONEER!!
I let the LONG BARRELED HEAT SMOKE LIKE CIGARETTES...
It gets "fired faster" than RON JEREMY GOIN' IMPOTENT!!
Your BABE KNOWS I'M SO HUNG, she's NAKED AND SO SPRUNG�
I'm "killing the twat", plus you know I TAPED IT LIKE CHO SEUNG!!
Buds the color OF ORANGE KOOL-AID, that'll have you STUCK MORE THAN TWO DAYS...
And you'll be "pushing a walker", like you're slangin' CHUCK NORRIS BOOTLEGS!!
"Hot shells are coming" like you AMATEURS PURCHASED A COOKED LOBSTER...
Mikey D'z got "more stripes" than The HAMBURGLAR WORKIN' AT FOOT LOCKER!!
You USED CHOPPERS? You Never HANDLED TOOLIES leave him with a "Broke-back" like THE FAGGOT MOVIE/ Take him to Orange Julius, you want a BANANA, SMOOTHIE?
I'll put ya GRILL IN A BOWL, like you're SOAKING YOUR DENTURES...
You must hate my fan club, because you're CHOKING MY MEMBER!!
I'm SMOKING LIKE EMBERS, and you're as cold as ICE PENGUINS...
Your crew's like deodorant, commercial, with "BI-MEN-IN"!!
Like NICE DENIM, you're SOON TO GET FADED
I'm not saying you're gay, but why you MOONIN' MEN NAKED?
You're a STUPID BITCH, FACE IT, you CAN'T FUCK WIT A BOSS, BITCH...
Like you got caught robbing a deli, you got ya HANDS UP WIT A SAUSAGE!!
You'll TALK FORGIVENESS WHEN MY FOOT'S IN YO ASS, SPITTIN' 'GAINST DEE
I'll "DROP DA BIZNESS" WHEN I "PUT HIM ON BLAST"�LITERALLY!!
ROCKIN' YA SLUT, (I MEAN GIRL) AND MIK D. ON TOP WHEN I POUND HER�
Then she's "HOCKIN' UP NUTS" LIKE TREE SQUIRRELS AT A PAWN SHOP WIT HIGH-COUNTERS!!
Ya "cums up short" like he BAREBACKED DANNY DEVITO�
Watchin' "Pumps & A Bump" on YouTube, to STARE AT HAMMER'S WEE SPEEDO
MATCH THE BARS

MikeLife

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Homie Ah Get His SHIT ATE... YOU'LL URL IT UP....
Like That SICK TAPE From .....TWO GIRLS ONE CUP...!!
You A SQUIRREL IMA NUT... Bound To GO CRAZY AN MAME OCK
Turn His Body Mode Ta LAZY When Them THANGZ POP....!!!
INSANE DROPS ... Text That'll Make Ya Do BACK FLIPS...
With Proper PRACTICE... Youll Get Spun Like ACROBATICS...!!!
Hows THAT PRICK...  Or Maybe You AINT HEARIN ME....!!!
I See Right Thru You ...You Lookin CLEAR TO ME...!!!!
SINCERELY... Heat That Send You INTO SHOCK...
You LightWeight But Im Heavy.... Kinda Like A CINDERBLOCK...!!!
I Know Ya Ended But I AINT FINISHED OCK.... You FINNA DROP
Murder Emcees ....Daily So I Guess I SIN ALOT... !!!
You Talk About Ya Icy Chains But Ill Just SIMMER ROCKS...
You Runnin With Tha Boys In Blue ... Like You FRIENDS WIT COPS....!!!
Bite More Than Carlos Mencia...You NOT ORIGINAL....
Its Like Ya Whole Substance Aint Here.. They NOT FEELIN  YOU.....!!!
Like Tobbacco Ima Slow Dose Thats KILLIN YOU...
I Take Ya "Life" When You Least expect It When You Still FEELIN COOL...!!!
Them Thangz Get INTO YOU... You Lose Some N Ya WIN A FEW...
But You Losin ... Nobody Hear Ya Ryhmes Like Ah INSTRUMENTAL DUKE...!!!!
Im THAT MAN... That CLAP FAMZ... An Forget The Crew He In...
All Mike Life Pass Out Be BLACK HANDS....(pimped)
Im CRACK MAN... You Could Set Me On Fire Youd GET HIGH
And Shittin Outta Plane Windows..Only Time Ya SHIT FLY...!!!
THIS GUY...Aint Nothin But A FRAIL CAT.....
Only Drugs He Eva Seen Was Legal...So How He SELL CRACK
Puta A Hole In His Shit Like A WHALES BACK....
Tha Last Time He Tryied To Donate Ryhmes They Got MAILED BACK.....!!!!

********** Mike************************

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Battle started: March 26^th 2008 at 20:31
Challenger joined: March 26^th 2008 at 21:17

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2008-03-26 21:17:43).

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kidd_crack <By Demand> Basic Member	smack up in this bicth CHEA Comment Only Posted on: 2008-03-26 20:44:14
TalkSick <MFD.> Grand Champion Tag Team Champion	"Da CANNON-SPARKIN will HAVE-EM-TALKIN faster than TWISTA AS AN AUCTIONEER!!" ......that was ill Voted: Mikey Dinero / MikeLife Posted on: 2008-03-26 21:16:19
MikeLife Basic Member	gb homie fair 1's Comment Only Posted on: 2008-03-26 21:25:37
TalkSick <MFD.> Grand Champion Tag Team Champion	"Homie Ah Get His SHIT ATE... YOU'LL URL IT UP.... Like That SICK TAPE From .....TWO GIRLS ONE CUP...!!" .....awww fuck that gross lol..Deniro took it fair though..came harder wit more complexity and better punches Voted: Mikey Dinero / MikeLife Posted on: 2008-03-26 21:29:10
King Shooter Basic Member	FV VB Voted: Mikey Dinero / MikeLife Posted on: 2008-03-26 22:20:00
Illimit <MFD.> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion Live Battler	yo. chuck norris bootlegs. Voted: Mikey Dinero / MikeLife Posted on: 2008-03-27 16:54:37
Jazzy_GR <UBN> Basic Member	fv vb Voted: Mikey Dinero / MikeLife Posted on: 2008-03-29 15:50:59
Southern Sound Basic Member	Good battle no hate -1- up Voted: Mikey Dinero / MikeLife Posted on: 2008-03-29 16:51:06
thugpoet_on eon Basic Member	mikey still biting, stop that shit the dude you bitin from wont be happy Comment Only Posted on: 2008-04-03 21:12:35


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