this guys all homo....ive hear this is valid
he thinks hes 'eating healthy' when he 'tosses the salad'
then goes back to the bedroom to get fucked and he knows-it
he treats a 'dick' like 'cocain' and proceeds to 'blow it'
ive even heard hes down to 'deep throat' for nothing more than a cheap coat
he'll 'insure' your 'ride' like 'geico' cuz the blowjobs a 'free quote'
im gettin hot like a steam boat cuz this guy makes me laugh-a-bunch
bro..you could throw 'cheese on your knuckles' and still not 'kraft-a-punch'
im saying 'fuck you' without talking like flippin the finger next to the index
this guy was just a 'smudge' on the 'surfiss' and my lyrics were the 'windex'