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Length: 32 Lines

shawtay92 (100%) WINNER

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Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Quebec, Canada

jokesterrapper5 (0%)

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Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: AOL, AOL, United States

shawtay92

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i deliver with quality,and in quantity me 24,and gotti flow with equallity
if you cant see me logically,you can say i travel quantumlly
i'll always be number 1 cause its econmics
cuz people demand read the hottest shit
demand must be met by supply,and who supplies the hottest topics
i have to break down complex science
for you to read,or else my verses will be useless like computer that arent y2k compliant
i calcutlate the speed at which lyrics bombard ya ears when they enter them
so i can throw them fast enuff to burst ya cochlea and throw off ya equilibrium
my saliva is flammable,so whem the enamel on my teeth clash,it looks like a match in alcohol
so when i suck my teeth look out for a fireball
you got a high threshold for pain but mine is better kid
i can undergo surgery without taking a seditive
when doctors operate on me they become baffled by my anatomy
and how my cell strucutre is independent atomically
making me able to heal the wounds from my surgery instanly like wolverine,a physical anomaly
i communicate with life forms telepathically and audibly
since 100 B.C. i've been on a lyrical oddesy,i can kill any thing,spiritual,mechanical or organic
if it got a physical frame i can crack it or inhabit it,and if its got a soul,i can absorb it or snatch it
i meditate and travel the astral plains,to battle lames i've already slain
and to battle entities without tangible frames
i'm responsible for the fossils found in dirt
one billion years ago the cosmos spit me from its womb then i burst
in to flames and destroyed every living orangism on the earth
my eyes strength level is microscopic,i can deatomize objects and inflict pain via my optics
my rhymes have the same effect on you as alcoholic beverages
they nuetralize the air in the the blood going to ya brain,but mine bust valves and cause haemmoraging
i got a massive spaceage arsenal i get paid to collect speciems for roswell
then i alter the brian waves of the masses to make extraestrial live not plausible
on december 31st,i'll align the nine planets to the same precise inclination of orbit
propel the sun forward creating a flaming comet to destroy the earth and all the life on it,
and instantly making everyone forfeit their souls to my spiritual forces

jokesterrapper5

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why write 16 bars when i can WIN WITH 2
you a bigger joke than my name watch me SPIN DIS JEW











i'm a real joker you a VILLAGE IDIOT
you a murderer, you dont have SHELLS TO KILL ME WITH















easy win for me THANKS FAGGOT
i smoked your ass with my skill you got SPANKED BAG IT

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Battle started: January 4^th 2008 at 08:04
Challenger joined: January 4^th 2008 at 08:16

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2008-01-04 08:16:37).

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BeLLy Basic Member	jokestrapper man wtf was dat?? lmfao man for starters u didnt even do a couple of bars and secondly your multies are wack lol no hate but man come correct...i seen u do betta...peace..no hate i dont play that hate vote shit... Voted: shawtay92 / jokesterrapper5 Posted on: 2008-01-04 08:35:00
Gripz Basic Member	fv both of yall send 8 Voted: shawtay92 / jokesterrapper5 Posted on: 2008-01-04 09:18:55
Baby-Tyrant <RISEN1s> Basic Member	fv no hate. Man you didn't even try jokester lol vb. Voted: shawtay92 / jokesterrapper5 Posted on: 2008-01-04 09:55:20
shawtay92 Basic Member	seriously jokester if u accepted da battle u should have tryied to beat me!ur shit was wak!u can do so much betta! Comment Only Posted on: 2008-01-06 16:59:07


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