Charcoal is blue, the sea is black
Eggs pop and balloons crack
A square is round, a circle is square
Adventurers cower while scared people dare
We all taste music and listen to food
Burping is polite, saying sorry is rude
Mice eat bananas and monkeys eat cheese
Humans are sluggish and snails have their knees
Antarctica is hot and Africa is cold
Seniors are young and Juniors are old
Ice burns and fire freezes
Mosquitoes are safe, gloves pass on diseases
Because this seems so false to you
It is only natural that for me it is true
Although we live in two completely parallel sets
I hope we can reach a contradictory agreement.