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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 8 Lines

johnURKEL (46%)

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Brooklyn, New York, United States

Miss Inevitable (54%) WINNER

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Middlesbrough, England, United Kingdom

johnURKEL

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lol listen bitch...i'll come to the u.k. and start dishin clips // u can't eat urk i aint crumpets or fish and chips // its game time you's a lame and the fame's mine // i'm straight to the point why do u gotta explain lines? // before this battle i told u was gon murder you // who the fuck responds wit "urkel i never heard of you"// u cheatin bitch i know this battle's gon get referred to few // and whoever vote for u on dis is gettin murdered too // on the real u shouldn't lyrically be beefin // ur battles is like ya crew name...LYRICALLY DECREASING // im wastin my time and bars on you, which is so GAY // i never ever battle females, so this is OK // kissin another people's ass won't take u far // and its only time till even they realize how fake u are...lets see how long it takes u to respond 6:55 AM 10-04-2007 LMAO

Miss Inevitable

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bitch ma RHYMES-WILL-COME at u like 'THUNDER' make u think n 'WONDER' like mr bean gone wild u fuck up the ass too many TIMES-OOP'S-U-CUM \ ma FLOWS-WOULD KILL they would make ya HOES-LOOK-ILL it will make ya mind SLOW-N-BLOOD-SPILL \ damn u is the 'BEAST' u aint high u just flow on low fat 'YEAST' (damn) woah ... get to the libery 'NERD' get bk home moms the 'WORD' \ i would DEMOSLISH-U-LIKE-SAW hang u up like ~coat hangers~ u gonna have a dry mouth u a ~goat bangers~ u would REPOLSIH-YOU-CUZ-YOU-ARE-WOAH u 'STINK' damn u so harsh it makes me not want to 'THINK (damn)\ WOW ... u aint the 'ISH' u just a lil 'BITCH' go swing off ur momma's 'TITS' u  is wrong u aint got the 'HITS' i would smash u to 'BITS' \ u remind ME-OF-A-GEEK u dont get sex for FREE-CUZ-U-WEAK\

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Battle started: October 4^th 2007 at 06:40
Challenger joined: October 4^th 2007 at 12:43

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2007-10-04 12:43:45).

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Rain_Matrix Basic Member	Diamond Fair...VB Voted: johnURKEL / Miss Inevitable Posted on: 2007-10-04 14:49:36
Manny Festo	fv diamond check the exclusives i got a few and nobody is votin on em Voted: johnURKEL / Miss Inevitable Posted on: 2007-10-04 21:16:59
Pr0dUct_Z3rO Basic Member	...... Voted: johnURKEL / Miss Inevitable Posted on: 2007-10-05 00:58:11
$ha-Money <1DR> Exclusive Member	DOLLA RIDA$ ALL DAY, I SEE HATERS ALL ON THIS SHIT Comment Only Posted on: 2007-10-05 06:20:27
NorthWestKing Basic Member	THE SECOND AND TENTH LINE GOT IT 4 ME....GOOD BATTLE NO HATE!!!!!!!!!!! Voted: johnURKEL / Miss Inevitable Posted on: 2007-10-06 02:29:29
NorthWestKing Basic Member	. Voted: johnURKEL / Miss Inevitable Posted on: 2007-10-06 02:29:46
Psychedelic <Indian> Basic Member	fv D-I-A-M-O-N-D G got this EZ no h8 tho ....Respect tha vote.... Voted: johnURKEL / Miss Inevitable Posted on: 2007-10-06 03:06:14
Miss Inevitable	lmfao wow dolla ridas aint worth fuckin shit!! any1 would say tha same!! real talk!! n ya say haters?? weres tha haters sha?? smh!! Comment Only Posted on: 2007-10-06 09:13:51
Basilisk Basic Member	fv Voted: johnURKEL / Miss Inevitable Posted on: 2007-10-06 16:59:30
johnURKEL Basic Member	if the vote is fair, why are people tellin u to vote back!!! stop fuckin cheatin damn dis site needs a fakelift Comment Only Posted on: 2007-10-06 21:04:26
CDUB daSexorcist <1DR> Basic Member	URKEL Voted: johnURKEL / Miss Inevitable Posted on: 2007-10-07 00:09:28
Pjay Ezy <REPUBLICAN> Exclusive Member	WHO WANNA GET ANAL FROM ME Voted: johnURKEL / Miss Inevitable Posted on: 2007-10-07 00:21:05
Miss Inevitable	lmao wow .. these are fair votes n ya can clearly see i won this .. n stop tryin to sway votes pjay knos i won this but he voted for u every one who has voted for u .. its farther a hate vote or u askin ... nuff said!!! Comment Only Posted on: 2007-10-07 12:41:24
johnURKEL Basic Member	THEY ARE TELLING YOU TO VOTE BACK FOR A REASON YOU PEICE OF SHIT STOP CHEATING AND THEN ACTIN LIKE U NICER THAN ME. U KNOW I BEAT U, AND SO DO YOUR FAGGOT ASS ENGLISH FRIENDS Comment Only Posted on: 2007-10-07 17:16:05
Cunnie Grimes Basic Member	WOW URK U KILLED DAT POWDER LOOKIN CHICK LOLWTF DIS IS FUKED UP Comment Only Posted on: 2007-10-07 17:23:47


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