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Length: 64 Lines

BeVans (19%)

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Peterborough, Ontario, Canada

Xenox (81%) WINNER

Banned

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Barrie, Ontario, Canada

BeVans

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First of all who gave yu reson to even say big puns name in a line....that type of shit would get yu sprayed with a nine.. yu payed with a dime,... 
check my phat stacks. ill kick yu out the booth like playin hack sacks, and leave yu flatter then flat jacks, full of holes like jumpn into spikes head first, corny ass lyrisism phantom soundin like fred durst, 
i wont make a scene throw scillencers on the mack i like to call it the big mac, shit will make yur body sound like a twig ...snaaaaaap
 me on the beet is like george forman throwin left hooks,leave yu ass stunned, and have yer head shook  getn burnt like over cooked sauseges , under ground shit like bein in sarcofigis, take some throat lossingis cuz i leave yer vocal cords stuck,boom boom clike bitch yu beeter duck,yu in quik sand loookin like yuu stuck, you a mother fuck yo i be snypin under cover looook
cuz i be on the roof toops, getn all these goofs drooped, than come up to yu and  ill be like boom pop
see i got a suggestion cuz yu smoked like a forest fire, leave yur intire verse retired, yur shit is old its expire
Why do yu gotta even try to front in yer raps im keepn a rainbow in the circle of my cap,i hear rehersal comin back its kinda like a mirror, hear i prolly shud speak up to make it a little clearer
Why the fuck do yu even wanna try, all of yer shit is all a lie, yea okay i woudnt bust a cap ,i woud cuss yu flat untill yu fall and get a busted back
yull need sergery tryin to gnarc on the cops cuz i commited burglary, unknown flow ..so yu never heard of me, cuz i be burnin the wack rappers association, i told the nation, that yu dont even hold the basic 
cuz yu more then wack bitch , and im bustin like a old matress,its like yu takin extacy bettter watch yer back kid.
and yu give money to bitchz and im keepin my quarters stacked, more like bills, and yu throwin out the dough like yu was a quarter back 
hut one hut two shit yu seein stars, im freeein bars that coud get yer crew fleeed to mar, ree-he-tards
put that into one word done sucker , yu herd me spittin, and yu swear it was the gun burst
home invasion im comin to yer house and im makin yu cry, takin away yer high like getn raped by a guy
and stayin on the subject yu prolly shud be called plug less cuz yu never tuched a chick , yud prolly blow yer load on a male thugs chest..
yu thot it was tresure , dick to dick fucking is yur main source i pleasure, punchin yu like a teather
and yu kno im better, yur bitch got on her knees and im guna let her, suck my cock, and she was only about a 5 i just wanted some diss shit so i imagined she was the hottest chick alive
thats the reverse of what yull be when yu done sone, leave yur ass shocked like getn shot from a stun gun,im shinin like sun, always on my  grrind, hand near my balls always on the nine
but that isnt a gun im talkin bout its the inches of my dick bitch, take this flow on yu than the style i flip it
t.i.p. but i aint rollin with that crunk shit, got yu so confused yu didnt think yu thot yu thunk it?
ha im laffin ,skills that yu lackin and if yu see me on the street i will be smackin, yu with backhand
and im puffin on the herb eyes look like i was from japan
cookin up mcs like chicken balls , i swearr fightin  kids like yu is a bull vs a chiken brawl, yer crew be thik n all but still Nooo balls, and when i come around yu know yur hoe falls
in love with this man ,icy check my wrists man, when yu check yer wrists they prolly woud be slitand scard, yu know im rippin far, like takin out a machedde and tryin to slit threw arms
soundin like yu brainless, beet me in a battle yu must be insane...trick
i dont mess with , like not known how to skateboard, money that yu loosin and ima make more, dont gota make whores , suck it , they just sucki it like rives do to lake shores
yea whatever it sound like im ramblin, but i know that atleast im not played out like a mandolin
im red in the eyes and a bit glossy, but i take the red out of ppl like those drops , yu know that when i flow im gunna fuckin pop
off yer head yu gonna be off the meds cuz they make yu paranoid like skitzofrenics thinkn hes gunna fall of his shed when hes on the ground, perect saftey,,yer girls all chase me, better not try to face me , like my fuckin shoes yu know my weeds laced g
than i feed it to yu till yu be seein cartoons, than im verbally stabbin yu like wales get juked by harpoons, yu just like erectile defeculties yull never be hard soon
sounds like yu thinks this all jokes, i pass yu the weed yu be takin small tolks, a bunch of pussys in yer crew and yu sayin they all locs or blloods or true g;s, see we all know yu lyin coudnt fool my , run yu over with my doulie, that got a v12 engine ,getn yu fuckd up like tryin to attack a hench men
and yu getn burnt out like takin a drag, yu the opposite of a straight fakin a fag, im breakin yer legs and shattering yer knee caps, yu got nuthn in yer shit and we know that yer steez lacks
i crack yer back, crack a crack a lack, yu a small motha fucka the oppisite of jack
jackin yu up like raisn the bar, im blazin highe then the roof of yer car after hitin a jump on the road, warty lookin thing ill leave yu lumpy like a toad
so pick up yer style b4 i stick my dick up yu woman, shud i shud i not im thinkin i shud man

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you a homo, neva see war infact you [fled~violence]// ill snipe dis guy in the library and leave him in [dead~silence]//ill have some shells rip through ya and leave yo [waist~excrete]// ill rip ya feet, and shove them in ya mouth so you can [taste~defeat]//(da feet)cuz once da [chrome~spit] watch ya [dome~split] like [uranium~atom]//choke on ya [own~dick] dis nigga [home~sick] ill crack ya [cranium~madam]//see me ma flow tighter than guys with [urinary~infections]// when i pull out da missiles you gonna see ma [military~preceptions]//my killer bars [tearing~this~pissed~crotch] got lead filling your heart bro trigger fingers [telling~my~fist~off]//fuck your shit i [spike~and~spur~pain] and if you try to run then i coming after this kid kinda like a [sur~name]//whilst i'm makin n droppin~mills i can only in~sist/ that this Bitch can't afford his shopping~bills his reciept is smaller than his win~list/fertilizing his girl like a savage~bee// average~G, leavin this bitch alone like he a casual~tea/casualty/ my style is hot when my temper~stores it belongs in the~ slammer/you couldn't touch this if you had 10~pissed~whores n mc~hammer/you get jumped ~every~haloween you'll be slumped~down~by~my~magazine/Spoken, you couldn't flip shit if you dumped~on~a~trampoline/ you was stackin cards when you an ya girl 'played'~in~bed//enter pubity!!! groin prolly looks like when britney shaved~her~head/ you can taste death in your throat when i'm fuckkin~n~sniffin// vomit on my hand n finger your ass like i'm stuffin~a~chickin/eat your flesh cos i'm hannibal~lector/use your intenstines as a condom, beastiality time - i'm no animal~neglector the grass~is~high so i'ma cut the weed~n~daisys// his chicks ass~is~fine so i'ma steal her n breed~some~babies//
my lyrics hard hittin, this guy~shan't~peel~my~face~in~a~dig// got you swayin', runnin away screamin ''i~cant~feel~my~face'~like~ya~sig//if he dyin i'd tell the docs to hold~placement// you'll never beat me n this aint just a bold~statement//this guy so ugly that Mens daughters~hidin~at~school// the only time you flow is when ya go on the water~ride~in~blackpool// only been doin this for a month...but im elevating~my~game battling me is simply applying the brakes...just decellerating~ya~famesee, i'm XplitAlfy and i'm famous~here// my balls clappin on yo mommy's ass was like a crowd applauding, call it anus~cheer//i'll disrupt~ya~verse, you just errupt~a~curse// i can tell the future n thats me constructin~ya~hearse//i know i've already won an you pissin~yo~knickers// you need to polish your dump, maybe then you'd glisten~them~shitters//
my lyrics hard hittin, this guy~shan't~peel~my~face~in~a~dig// got you swayin', runnin away screamin ''i~cant~feel~my~face'~like~ya~sig//an look here, you've never had a girl, so don't fake~n~shout// you wasn't kissin, you was walkin out the cinema alone when you said u was makin~out//see, i'm XplitAlfy and i'm famous~here// my balls clappin on yo mommy's ass was like a crowd applauding, call it anus~cheer//you've never got a vote on LB and homie i checked~ya~battles //*n yo momma must have jaw lock cos she necked~dem~tackles//It's official, my rhymes hurt niggaz, like acidic Intoxications/fuckin with me brings implications and you'll be needing life-saving opperations/my lyrics and style, more complex than triple x sex flickd with your 14 year old sister yelling/ coming more raw than her boyfriends infested penis unprotected/after you die, by no mercy of god or doctor will be ressurecting/your niggaz suckin you so much you gettin dizzy like a circus man doing the tightrope/they call it 'mic-hope' that you'll win, you might as wel take the 'mic-home'/ I waste my milk all over ya girl that's why they call me the {dairy~rotter}/I'll steal ya bitch and leave you with a scar on ya head, like {harry~potter}I'll insert bullets in ya abdomen and have you pukin blood up like deadly bulimia/ The injuries are gonna infect your brain so bad the doctor will have to shave ya head like lukemia/Your rhymes suck, so to you lyrical wordplay is what I'm going to teach/ I'll have your head collecting shells like a 6 year old girl on a beach/Destructing-this-vet? Yeah..like "Pissed of sergeants in war" im Instructing-his-best!//His verse Conducting-a-threat? his "Craving(s)" gettin' smaller, like reduction-of-breast//Fuck-rape,-I'll-rupture-this-kid, I 'roll tighter' than 'switchin-in-traffic'//
I'll 'duck-tape-ya-tongue-to-ya-sig', jus to tell ya to stick-to-ya-graphic//I'll bet-the-dagger pierce-ya-heart-jerk, make sure ya 'on point'-like-a-harpoon//So check-my-swagger, we'd appear-ya-art-work if we wanted-a-cartoon//I shine like a light-when-it's-bed-time, I'll fight-with-a-'red-line', we don't need 'crack' to see this dude-is-a-'joke'//Damn right-it's-ya-dead-crime, only time 'mic-is-the-headline' is when we use-the-'remote'//Fuck-ya-rep, clashin-with-X? you 'outta ya zone' like a 'celly-at-yo-job'.. [gay stripper]I'll buck-the-tech, this faggot-is-posin, you couldn't be '#1', give Nelly-a-blow-job//
Use-a-pump, my shottie stay 'poppin'-like-Chris-Breezy, bangin without a burs-thru-ya-speakers// 
You'sa-'slut', I'm 'droppin-this-bitch-easy', only time you 'runnin shit', is if I shoved ya verse-in-ya-sneakers//Leave son with his face-split, dildo�s in his eye, leaves him skull fucked n raped-quick, he�s one to break-quick, as he takes-this,Show his ribs, when I vice his nipples, n rip off his fake-tits, you know that he takes-dick, when I sever his cock, n watch as he plays-it,I�ll bust-through, slice his limbs n suck-ooze, from the depths of your cuts-dude, then dig deeper in your stomach n have ya guts-chewed, Cut off ya ankles, shove the stump in some rough-shoes, this stuffs-true, I�ll cut off ya fingers, use the skin as a condom n fuck-you,  I�m dark enough to make the dead-speak, coz I�m the next-beast, as I wreck-peeps, skinning his dome and wearing it as a neck-fleece,Smoke his bones, so my breath-reeks, as he�s left-beat, with cuts spread-deep, after I go mad with a drill and attack with the head-piece,Making sure this fool-is-left-found, in a puddle of blood� the pool-he-bled-out,This nigga�s laying dead with no skin coz it�s now called-a-dress-gown, My sickness mauled-his-head-now, with tools-he�s-wrecked-down, n the screams echo, after I made holes and slowly pulled-his-flesh-out, 
I break-with-force, burn out legends lungs when he tastes-this-scorch, watch me rid of this �chisel chin� when I fucking grate-his-jaw,stabbing his face-with-forks, trying to tie his shoes but the lace-is-short, so I�ll put smashed glass between his toes and make-him-walk,

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Battle started: September 19^th 2007 at 22:44
Challenger joined: September 19^th 2007 at 22:52

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2007-09-19 22:52:13).

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BeNRiCh <Outlaw>	BeVaN AnD GrAiG,HaR BrUcEy... Comment Only Posted on: 2007-09-19 22:48:35
B-beara Basic Member	yall gotta shit load of time on yo hands..I just read some of each..fv Voted: BeVans / Xenox Posted on: 2007-09-19 22:53:58
BeNRiCh <Outlaw>	Damn Xplitalfy even recycling his shit...What a low faggot...LMAO...chea t. Comment Only Posted on: 2007-09-19 22:58:36
G-PHANTOM Basic Member	THAT WAS A BAD 64 you set it up HORRIBLY no1 can read that make it a 32 space ur lines and then make it a 64 ~one~ Voted: BeVans / Xenox Posted on: 2007-09-19 23:01:07
BeNRiCh <Outlaw>	http://www.letsbeef. com/battle_details.p hp?section=tb&id=155 513 Bevans check the link,Its me and X battlin in excusive...The first 8 bars is is the exact same he used against me...and i can guarentee the rest is from some of his other battles...LMAO whatta cheat man...YA CANT RECYCLE YA SHIT 2 get an easy win x....So bevan ya can notify a mod like Teek or Hvk and expose the prick...Ite NO hate...just a fair ma'fucka is who i are....LOL...Pz Comment Only Posted on: 2007-09-19 23:08:24
Sinful Intent <505> Exclusive Member	fv no h8 vb Voted: BeVans / Xenox Posted on: 2007-09-19 23:10:25
murkage Basic Member	Vote back. This was so long dudes.. Voted: BeVans / Xenox Posted on: 2007-09-19 23:19:05
_SLIPES_	good battle Voted: BeVans / Xenox Posted on: 2007-09-20 02:40:03
dutch barz Basic Member	f.v v.b my eyes hurt-22 nigga Voted: BeVans / Xenox Posted on: 2007-09-20 02:57:42
eazy-wi Basic Member	=[=] Voted: BeVans / Xenox Posted on: 2007-09-20 03:36:49
FuckYuhLife <LBP>	fv...voteback on da battle wit queen c i sent n postyed as an open Voted: BeVans / Xenox Posted on: 2007-09-20 10:10:03


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