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Length: 64 Lines

AkJ313 (25%)

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Coimbatore, Tamil Nadu, India

Michaelangelo (75%) WINNER

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Reppin: United States

AkJ313

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U said u would stuff me like air forces, thats unique/
But look creep, i don't stuff cuz i got big feet,I spit infernos, i got big heat/
Yo flows more useless than glass cleeks, at a tracc meet/
From all dat masturbating, yo hands all clammy/
So dat means, it's gon be awhile before u "clap" me/
This nigga compared to me is like a one hit wonder to a lyrical infinity/
Me, my pen, my pad, is the new trinity/
If u hate, then u'll get popped like JFKennedy/
Yo raps is insane obsceniities, thinkin u can get wit me/
Those are hints u been gettin pilt off da hennesy/
Yeh i got two eyes, so this mental rhyme is for the bitch i see(you)/
U on my dicc so if i buss in yo mouth, how they gon find yo identity/
My niggas happy, i roll wit some splender G's/
Wit this rap, u about to get "smoked sweetly", like i had some "splenda weed"/
I put holes in yo pores and give u a skin disease/
I'll aim "below da belt" and use da clips to clip yo "seeds"/
I'll get yo gurl and rip her cleavage, take da silicon out and restitch/
I never "incarcerated numbers", so i'll free six/
And turn yo present prefix to some unfortunate G shit/
U neva was hard u rap wit and slap tails like beavers/
Meanwhile for u new creatures i got da AK wit new features/
This hand grenade will turn yo escalade to a two seater/
My flow may be weak, but urs weaker/
U need to "change up", like puttin "quarters" in a "new meter"/
Yo flow is da "shit" only cuz yo raps is like "poop" to my new sneakers/
I'm just a horny rapper, wit da raps i fucc speakers/
I'll malest a beat box, u try to malest u'll get yo meat chopped/
And yo gurl told me u couldn't malest an ant, wit yo weak cock(no homo)/
U spit like u been drugged, GO TO DETOX/
Yo flows harder to understand like enCriptions on a greek rocc.
See i flocc wit fleets, i'm atleast hot, and wen i beat u ass/
"T"hey gon "R"emenise "O"ver "Y"ou, like cl smooth and pete rock/
sorry man but wen MarkyC pop i dont miss/
u a lil cat im a giant u can call me a behemoth/
i spit sick shit to rip a bitch n yo shit missed/
dudes a pussy more of a trick then a kick flip/
crack you in the mouth my rhymes come full throttle/
shatter ya bones cuz ya jaw like a snapple bottle (all glass)/
markyc 2 nice rhymes hit twice wen i spit hot spice like jalapeno peppers/
and they aint talkin get well cards wen dudes r like wen-u-gon get better??/
u a weak bitch so wen u hear the click click/
u better run snitch b4 u get whipped quic/
im comin for ya neck like im from transylvania/
ya boys r nicer then u, go as ya mans-2-train-ya/
u cant fuck wit me you a lil fake ass wannab G/
i live ya ass lit up like a fuckin christmas tree/
merry christmas and happy new years/
scary bitches you a peppy new queer/
u still dont want it wit me you fagot/
been goin easy but now ya boy bak at it/
snap ya ass in half easy like a tortilla chips/
this W is NACHOS and i aint talkin tortilla chips (not yours)/
you soft like brand new mattresses/
you more pussy then hollywood actressees/
noone else was gon come at this wit any heat/
so i figured id be the 1 to lay u out in the street/
like dirty south music turn up the bass and drop the treble/
im like trillville cuz u will neva eva eva eva get on ma level/
i pack macs and smack cats plus snap backs/
u rock back packs like skool kats u wack jack/
LETSBEEF STREETSWEEPERS in this bitch for sure/
MarkyC come to ya crip empty the clip n knock down ya door/
leave ya whole crib bloody wen ya boy totin the 44/
look like ur crib got painted wit all that blood on the floor//

Michaelangelo

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Uh huh, I aint FEELING-SORO(haha), thats why hes FEELING-HOLLOWS (ouch), kinda like a blind man he wont be SEEING-TOMORROW. Im bout to THUNDER-a-HUNDRED-ROUNDS put this LONDONER-UNDERGROUND,(subway) carrying his bitch only time he ever ENCUMBERED-A-HUNDRED-POUNDS(pounds british currency). My eagles flapping sending MILLIONs-INYA-DOME (Millenium dome), couldnt throw Ya Mixtape at ppl to get em FEELING-WATYA-WROTE. Ya PUNCHES-FEABLE, this bitches LUNCH-IS-EAGLES, his guns all plastic he CLUTCHIN-ILL-EAGLES. U boring bitch u need to write SHORTER-RAPS, ill have ya wig like MIKE VICK ill put it QUARTER-BACK, Im a NEW agent (newsagent) coz I got a LOTTA-MAGS, im like CHAMPAGNE, shake me and ill POP-a-CAP. Im New at this shit But im DONE-WITH-THIS-BITCH, when i put the MACK in his mouth only time he had a fucking GUN-IN-HIS-GRIP, dude couldn�t see �BLOOD� if this SON-WAS-A-CRIP.
Dudes always TALKING-BOUT-GATS-AND-SHIT, other side of the screen  WALK-AROUND-SMACK-THIS-BITCH, you 2 SHORT-Pronounced-WHACK-SHIT-KID, did i hear this kids RAW?-DOUBT-IT-I-IMAGINED-IT.
Dude u FORTEEN, with SORE-KNEES Coz ELtohn John asked " could you Clean my apartment FLOOR-PLEASE". (rofl bend u gay fuq) And dude smells like he BATHED-WITH-APES, but his house is cramped he threw his mum out to SAVE-SOME-SPACE, Call me JANITOR ill ERASE-THIS-WASTE, you WASTING-THE-SPACE coz your tits come down from THE-FACE-TO-THE-WASTE.  I write HOKIS-POKIS-CLOSEST shit to BEETHOVENS-OWN-SHIT, U even fucked a chick and she DIDNT-EVEN-NOTICE,
SHITTING-SEAMON-OH-SHIT! I SPRAY-9�s, When Micheals hand Reaches the small hand its PLAY-TIME.










Ok BRING-THE-HEATERS ill EVAPORATE-JUICE, STING-HIS-FEATURES IN-THE-BLEACHERS and KNEE-SNAPPING-STRAIGHT-THROUGH ill close ya �PUPILS� I be KILLING-THE-TEACHERS-THEN-DICEASE-YA, Ill be revealing blood like SNACKING-ON-STEAKS-BLUE(blue=uncooked steak)// BITCH! DIAL-NINE-1-1, When I FIAHH-9�S-RUN-RUN like SNOTTY-NOSES,  fuck this DIMES-RHYMES-CUNunDRUMS ill get it popping like SPOTTY-BROS-KID, when the SHOTTY-BLOWS-SHIT the size of ROCKYS-FOES-LIPS!// Ill have JUICE DILUTED call him ORANGE-SQUASH, when the NINES-SHOOTING leave him fulla shells  like FOREIGN-SHOPS!!// Ill haveYO-JUICE-DROPPING like PRECIPITATION(rain), theres NO-USE-COCKING coz this emergency room got SHITTY-PATIENTS// I Dried-you-up, the Nines-too-rough you LACKING-ACTION, Your Loss was like that of VIRGINITY extra SATISFACTOIN!




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Battle started: August 22^nd 2007 at 08:23
Challenger joined: August 22^nd 2007 at 09:11

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2007-08-22 09:11:44).

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TUNS Basic Member	THE TURTLE WROTE MORE AND ITS BETTER QUALITY!! FVFVFVFV VBVBVB!STILL ILL FROM BOTH!NICE! Voted: AkJ313 / Michaelangelo Posted on: 2007-08-22 09:16:57
Michaelangelo Basic Member	Blah my shit was pre-written but fucket who doesnt pre-write... it was enough to win cmon..lol Comment Only Posted on: 2007-08-22 09:17:12
KC 3_16 Basic Member	KC Voted: AkJ313 / Michaelangelo* Posted on: 2007-08-22 09:47:25
looney0000 Basic Member	KOOL Voted: AkJ313 / Michaelangelo Posted on: 2007-08-22 10:39:35
~~~Slim ThuG~~~ Basic Member	me roxx too lng michael too short 9-8 Voted: AkJ313 / Michaelangelo Posted on: 2007-08-23 08:33:29
Around Basic Member	His was! Comment Only Posted on: 2007-08-24 10:16:13


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