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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 64 Lines

Spyder Virus (100%) WINNER

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Troutville, Virginia, United States

BigRube (0%)

Basic Member

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Reppin: La Habra, California, United States

Spyder Virus

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come lock me up, 
if you can stop me put me away, 
if not I'm taking 32 of you motherfuckers out this way 
that's right, I'ma grab you all and jerk you off 
when your dick starts to itchin I'ma cover the wounds in salty alcohol
I'm probably the sickest motherfucker ever met by ya'll, 
weapon of choice, 
an 8 headed dick, Bacardi and Smirnoff
satan, this beat, and these seedless plants create a trance, 
I'll vault any mc using my sentences as a lance
some people are only alive cause its illegal to kill them
but If they can't find the body, 
then they can't send you to prison
i easily disease brains with the obscene things i say 
lookin at me for morals is like looking for debris from flight United 93
im a government project that was aborted, 
caught storming the pentagon snatchin my enemies and morbidly snortin em
im the reason for every Unsolved Mystery last season, 
don't think it's safe to sleep, 
I could be in your town to unsolve you any week
how bout next week, 
got an appoinment 
at 2:30 next Tuesday 
is that ok? 
you say you like to be used eh? 
wanna be a substitute human tampon in my mothers pussy?
I'm sorry cause thats the only job opening we're gonna have for you today
I have standards, 
i dont just spit out the first thing that rhymes, 
I try to exorcise the most perverted stuff from my mind's eye
sometimes when you hear mine you have to rewind, 
it takes some time for my sentences and story cliques to fall into line
im an atheist convicted of associating with satanists, 
dig up your grandmothers dead pig and answer her door with his decaying face first
but when she falls backwards, 
won't be caught by a hearse, 
im cuttin her up, 
storin her in my freezer to eat her later like Jeffrey Dahmer
im the reaction of bad pornographic horror flicks, 
strap a chain to my dong and slay your dad's new girl with my Dong-Saw-Dick
leave cops lockjawed in awe at the crimes I commit, 
hellbent of causin permanent gratituous dismemberment
I transfigure lyrics into disfigured hits, 
you gotta problem with it, 
let me transmit, 
YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY LEFT DICK!
Ming-wang-chang-ching-ding-wooie
its so easy to diss you in English, 
so i had switch to chinese to keep in interesting
I'll hide you for fun inside a water tower for hours, 
later on from a safe distance watch as the local fire department gets you out of it
and when they got you and think it's over 
BOOM 
the bomb explodes and leaves body parts laying on the town hall's front lawn
you're like a deer caught in the headlights when you enter the room at midnight, 
cut on the lights and catch me inbetween your sheets with your wife and a knife
I'm not trying to touch her there, 
this isn't a love affair, 
this is a business affair, 
the bitch owes me over ten years of pubic hair
I'm here to collect on this check and settle a debt
and..she ain't got it yet
so I'm leavin, draggin her with me down all 6 flights of concrete steps
BYE! I'M OUT!

BigRube

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u fuckin suck-there i won. battle me  with a shorter battle this shits too boring, i couldnt finish reading it
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Battle started: August 21^st 2007 at 05:55
Challenger joined: August 21^st 2007 at 06:03

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2007-08-21 06:03:29).

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KC 3_16 Basic Member	O M G Voted: Spyder Virus / BigRube Posted on: 2007-08-21 06:16:28
KC 3_16 Basic Member	u lame! U LAME!! Voted: Spyder Virus / BigRube Posted on: 2007-08-21 06:17:12
BigRube Basic Member	naw u lame. thats why im not gonna waste my time Comment Only Posted on: 2007-08-21 06:19:56
Hustle Hard Basic Member	your a bitch i spent all that time typin 64 and you fucked it up Voted: Spyder Virus / BigRube Posted on: 2007-08-21 06:32:22
TUNS Basic Member	fv vb dats straight fucked up why waste mans time!!!! Voted: Spyder Virus / BigRube Posted on: 2007-08-21 06:56:35


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