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Length: 16 Lines

Smokes Man (0%)

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Reppin: Unknown

MC J (100%) WINNER

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Reppin: Cardiff, Wales, United Kingdom

Smokes Man

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<B><FONT face="Lucida Sans Unicode">
<P><U>UNTOUCHABLE</U>.</P>
<P>I am the most untouchable mother fucker alive,</P>
<P>All I got to do is sneeze to get you bitches shook</P>
<P>I’m so violent its bad for you to look</P>
<P>If your fucking with me I would feel sorry for your mum </P>
<P>Cause She will be crying for her only son, she be screaming ill do what ever </P>
<P>Needs to be done, </P>
<P>just to save his life.</P>
<P>But I show no mercy, I would slit your throat in front of her with a knife</P>
<P>And if you got a brother that’s married ill steal his wife.</P>
<P>Shit I just don’t feel no pain cause </P>
<P>I’ve lost my heart instead I just carry stains</P>
<P>My blood pumps without oxygen in my veins</P>
<P>Its intense how I have so many skulls stashed away without any brains</P>
<P>Its shocking how I have crushed dozens of bones under a 40 thousand tone cranes</P>
<P>I do so much shit in my life, but I never get the blames</P>
<P>One day I rapped so much the mike turned into flames.</P>
<P>I am always thinking of a new way to kill</P>
<P>Hey you know what? next time I’ll use a drill</P>
<P>If your looking for a cold heart killer then I’ve got the skill,</P>
<P>If your slipping in my end’z I’ll put a shank in your throat you’ll probably thinking hey what’s the deal?</P>
<P>And I’ll be like I want to kill you and your face is what gives me that appeal,</P>
<P>Then I’ll shank you in your chest and you’ll be walking with a 40cm stainless steel,</P>
<P>You see I don’t play I about I take shit for real.</P>
<P>Shit I smoked so much they named me smokes,</P>
<P>I’ve went through like 5 million chokes </P>
<P>Fuck cokes,</P>
<P>I like my shit green shit that gets me lean</P>
<P>Cause when I smoke my shit I see things I’ve never seen,</P>
<P>Its like I live in a dream,</P>
<P>dam I’ve smoked so much my brain started to steam</P>
<P>My metaphors can destroy your brain cells faster then a infrared laser beam</P>
<P>Then my words would melt your brain and turn it into wiped cream.</P>
<P>My intelligence is just too sophisticated for a amateur like you</P>
<P>My infantry soldiers would eat up your crew</P>
<P>So sick we would melt all your bones and create a stew then feed it to your own family cause yeah das how we do you just need to believe that I am sicker then flu</P>
<P>And this sickness I have been spreading for years this shit ain’t even new.</P>
<P>Its like this if you compare us as weapons then if you’re a nine milli </P>
<P>I am a custom made Desert Eagle and if you’re a Magnum </P>
<P>Then I am a AK47, if you’re a grenade then I am a fucking nuclear bomb.</P>
<P>Now I hope that made it clear enough </P>
<P>Cause all you do is just talk rough</P>
<P>But out of us you’d be the fake I would be the tuff</P>
<P>Just face it I am constantly triggering insanity </P>
<P>Without any regrets to humanity </P>
<P>cause violence is my theory, </P>
<P>To victory completely leaving you defenseless and for me to pity</P>
<P>I would be the man with artillery </P>
<P>ready to kill intentionally</P>
<P>Killing is easy when you’ve got my psychology cause you need to see that I am everything that the devil wants to be! </P></B></FONT>

MC J

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<STRONG>oww yo a gangster with your sean jon white-t<BR>i say all ma words an pronounce them precisely<BR>ma clothes are pricey<BR>you better be fast coz im wearin ma nikeys<BR>i saw you on tha block smokin tha weed<BR>i saw your mom aswell she was askin me to pleed<BR>now let me stop........... i will proceed<BR>i got tha energy to win<BR> i now i got this<BR>50 on ma pinky sparkin up ma fist<BR></STRONG>

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Battle started: May 17^th 2006 at 13:59
Challenger joined: May 17^th 2006 at 15:10

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2006-05-17 15:10:05).

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lildub Basic Member	what the fuck is this a bible Comment Only Posted on: 2006-05-17 14:05:07
GPT Basic Member	wtf ; how long did it take to write tht novel bitch Comment Only Posted on: 2006-05-17 14:59:54
Swift <SwiftGFX> Basic Member	Nigga dat must of took some time, Comment Only Posted on: 2006-05-17 15:05:07
D Kay Basic Member	wtf is this the bible lol how long did it take to write that lol damn lol Comment Only Posted on: 2006-05-17 15:06:59
The rhyme king Basic Member	mcj Voted: Smokes Man / MC J Posted on: 2006-05-17 15:18:04
MC CHESH Basic Member	mc j by miles who tha hell is this preecher dude Voted: Smokes Man / MC J Posted on: 2006-05-17 15:41:10
lil leprichon Basic Member	mc Voted: Smokes Man / MC J Posted on: 2006-05-17 19:06:24
SickBastard Basic Member	mc j Voted: Smokes Man / MC J Posted on: 2006-05-20 19:15:16


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